The LBL Cypher
 

Cypher here. Minimum of 4 lines. The winner gets a win added to their record or a loss removed.

Id start wit kemp, but then Id mrk this league
I dont struggle like hercules, if u fly like christopher...u can get earthed in rees
cuz I surround these cats like animal shelters
who the fuck says the league wont run well wit out ya?
u a moder fucker...just thought id throw that in like white kids in wells
Im on a quest for the belt, u on a quest to open a lot E-males(mails)
we need help, cuz girl love but e thugs hate me
thats why I "Like Bitches Literally" u just been "Lickin Balls Lately"

w/e lol...lets get it.

ahh christ!.. this faggit posted before me ^^

whatever..

kemp I've beaten you 3 times .. just keyyin; nothing formal
shit.. even heads who voted for me, said I came weaker than normal
but to me... truth be told.. the battle didnt even matter
I just dropped a weak-as-shit verse.. to drop a weak-as-shit battler
yo fuck ya uptight country.. ya queen sucky-sucky
The only UK i give some-sorta credit... is Kentucky
get the fuck off my dick.. but first power rank me at number 1
n go ahead' ..wrap the belt around me like a cumberbun

bitch :)

these two fags ain't shit, merc 'n king, brother
cause merc is raw.. whenever their inside each other
i'll find ya mother, bend her over and have my way
then juice the bitch up, like i was havin a roid rage
i'm wrong dawg! i'm silence ya'll real quick and shit
so i'll stuff a sock in it.. 'n make you choke on it, bitch!

u had one good punch, too bad it was aimed at ur stomech
u ran out of material after the 1st line and started writing random dumb shit
u need to stfu, nigga follow ur sig
ur verse was so bitch, Id bust a nutt but Im afraid u'd swallow the kids
so get off my dick befor I beat u wit mercule while his mouth is on it
if I say u wak, thats an understatement and Im not being completely honest
u not lyrical, I swat the fly just to level u
I met -a-4 foot midget that was still better then u

i got heavy shots that make ya world end..
fuck raw!
..is how i be hittin ya girlfriend
dood im siiiiiick. ill shit. take the best, im flyer..
my rhymes leave a permanent press. like how u put ur dress in'a dryer

boy i aint gotta get complex to smoke ya bitch ass
cuz i kno/ tons of dumb kids that be droppin class
but check it,, imma get smart on this homo /ith mya talk
cuz i dont skip class, but u and ya boyfriend do on the side /alk
anyone can beat this hoe... even if they retarded or mental
shit, even im prepared for class, and i didn't remember bring a pencil
kids ganna see the rockies even if u can't make movie time
cuz im shootin up class quicker than fuckin columbine
i kno/ your gangsta and ya girls a slut.. but yo im tryin to stop it
cuz the teachers still mad about ya g/f fuckin the /hole class project

I'm on top of this game, n' I'm killin' this lame
Your sig is bold, its too bad your talent isn't the same
There's no way to defeat me, I'll manage, you're easy
N' hockey teams are well known for takin' advantage of PP
Oh yea, bitch I gotta question that's vital
Who the FUCK claims not to be gay, but talks about their bf in their title?

wow...who let u in LBL? :nono:

u wak ass lil kids aint been battling long
we understand the truth hurts...I guess thats why u spelled half of it wrong
go get a new occupation, one that dont involve u breathing
the hottest shit u ever dropped was
so get it right and realize u wont make it far
u not an expert on punches, just cuz u know how to take em hard
u lil shit, dont u know I'll step on u and whipe my foot against the curve
I'll drop down to ur age level and use building blocks to write my words

Raw King?

U can say ur the king all u want, i'll pop u like a pimple
I got gun play 4 u & Don will be the only King you resemble
i'm so presidental.
I see u got Bizzy Bone 'n ya sig, fuck wit me? never. u don't know?
.. cuz after i'm done wit u, that'll b Bizzy Bone prayin' @ ya funeral.

son, don't trip over yourself.
cause I got guns that'll
enter ur body and trip over ur health.
ask ur girl bout me. I stay in her place.
but u'r on her mind. atleast ur name is
when I spill my youth on her face

^dawg, ur rhymes are pitiful, stick to bitch'n, dude
cause ur solo on the charts, nobody wants to work with you
i'll hit you fool with a knife, 'n fuck'a deal, dyke!
but Marcs pretty cool..
..oh, i mean the guy i know in rill life!

You Drop First and your Verse would still be Under Mine.
Practice Bitch, Your Whack As Shit like the words I Underlined.
Top the Buildings. Push you off after I stop this crook.
You'll fall down Stories and land into a Pop-Up Book.
His end is near. Crystal clear. Bitch it's Here.
That verse was so Underclass-Man...
Nick Cannon decided to throw away his whole Career.

Top the Buildings. Push you off after I stop this crook.
You'll fall down Stories and land into a Pop-Up Book.
His end is near. Crystal clear. Bitch it's Here.
That verse was so Underclass-Man...
Nick Cannon decided to throw away his whole Career.

^nice one fool, but its not cool to repeat that many
you must'a thought double the fun.. too bad no ones havin any
ur rhyes suck rell, sorry but i gotta be blunt with ya
but don't take it as me bein nice..
..cause i still wouldn't smoke one with ya!

i hav no idea wat the fuck u just said. was that really ya text?
.ngga came so bad right off the bat.. i shiftd my outfield to the left,
but its cool. cuz ranks aren't everything. its all a damn front.
look atchyou, i mean u can actually now say uv battld the champ 1ce
yea im battlin' glocks this week. but thats not relevant kids
the roger, was really radio confirmation that no1 knows who Met-A-4 is

You can set up any Offense... I bet you won't get Far,
Come out the Pocket. Run. Scramble. Hell you need the Whole Ten Yards.
Winning's not in your Genes, so he steals Pants and savors Denim.
If you ever dropped a Tune...Acme would sue for Plagarism.

ya^ lines stay lonnnnnggg. & I'm not hate'n.
but to say tht ur skills r a stretch isn't a phrase of exageration
u'r champ tho, and I heard u murdered shit.
so u'r king, now turn around and hand me tht burger bitch.

do u evr plan on forming a punchline? ...probly not.
here, lay on the counter. I'll pour the vodka. my fist'll take a body shot
i smoke cigs. I take mad drags. ima frantic puffer.
but u take mad drags too;
..from the corner, to ur apt. wit a 3 pack of rubbers

atleast he can pay for pussy.. u gettin it has to involve theft
cuz only time ya broke ass with money signs is hwile speakin to the deaf
its hard to diss on this little bitch.. this champ is great
nah, he only looks tight with the belt cuz he got 12 inch waist

u missunderstood his punch, but u can take mine to the chest
If picture perfect was a movie....Id kill em 2wice before the creds
cuz u cant just drop a gangsign, u gotta rep till it breaks
in ur case though...u can drop all u want, str8 into michigan lake
cuz u not even the bare minimum, but u to far gone to change
ur NOT GAY but ud ride the BLACK WALLSTREET just to say u ontop of the game

I'd dance on ur grave and shrug
forget cutt'n it tho,
I'll take ur steez and clean sweep the rug
we know u'r gay, tak'n dick/butt blasts
U take drags? well, that's because u'r a mixed up fag

bleh...

Thinkin You Nice? Wrong, Get Mixed In This Fight You Dead..
Retarded Kid, the Type to Lose a Battle..In The Cypher Thread..
Fact Of The Matter Is I'll Damage This Dyke...Dawg your Gay and Flips Homo..
And Fuck It...Like I Said you Lose Battles in Cyphs..When you Spittin Solo.. :laugh:

:attention all battlers:

due to this nggas gayness^. i apologize for eatin mc's
cuz if i evr knockd some 'sense' into u, by now ya prolly rockin pink Ts wit capri's
an puttin' random caps in ya text. Kemp, this shit isnt right
y battle newbs in the title match,
...when i culd sit here an do the same shit in the cyph?

butler can't rhyme and ya writtens are crap
ya couldn't xzibit good flows if he was writin ya raps
dude should get slap'd, cause hes on my ass
bitch you quote me more than the LBL's mag
but i'm tired, drop'n lame 'n chillen for a while
'n i can tell the sames for yo..
..wait! my bad, that is your writin style

nigga i'm Euthanize, i'm gon Reign so don't hate
like Roy Jones Jr i'm HEAVY .. but I will beatdown on Middle Weights.
Oh ya. your girls headgame is vicious, she want to suck me more
I won't lie to u
.. but the Pussy and the Cash stupid bitch, is the only thing I Met-A-4.

ya.

^^ damn ur a weird one. CALM DOWN MAN DAMN
.. OH SHIT, I THINK WE JUST FOUND EMINEMS NEW STAN.
back to normal stop, lets get back to the facts
cuz u know i'll pop u quicker, then I just did my :thumbup: triple-stack.
I never fade to black dogg .. me i'm a fighter
u the new Mr. Pamela Anderson, cuz this bitch is a dickryder.

ok, it's like this..

i seen ya pic 'n it's obvious ya pockets must hurt
cause ur on two phones and neither one of them work
but fuck the phone gig, ur mugz ugly, so i'm leavin ya faceless
'n ur a dumb fuck for actually try'n to stunt them ugly ass braces
and ur tasteless, havin a metal mouth for ya protection
naw, i'm wrong.. he uses it in hopes ONE of his phones'll get better reception
here ya neglected.. never one to be respected at all
but i'll help ya rise to the top.. only to watch you fall
ya up on the wall and i read ya verse against sonny as well
'n thought it was dope.. for a blind kid, who can't talk or spell
ya should bark for help and plead i don't take ya life
'n i would use my sharp mind to kill ya.. but i'd rather use a blade or a knife
kid i'm not right, so mean on the scene hurtin this scrub
but hes AllTell's new spokes man.. ya know? the wanna be thug
slammin ya mug.. bitch, i'm hitten ya up for quick fixin
s'when i'm burnin ya grill.. i'll heat up that metal to cook my burgers and chicken
stop all the bitchen, kids is tired of hear'n ya whine, bra
but i'm beatin youth so bad.. i'll get charged with assult on a minor
ur the worse 'n ya shitty.. ur own home thinks ya can't fuck wit me
the bay hates you so much.. the packers stop'd playin games in ya city
ya not pretty and ya friendless with out hoes, left wit ya dick up
so ya grab'd a random phone in hopes ONE of their friends would pick up

i could go more.. but i'm done, son!

this is a cypher, not a battle

I got a bossy burner. hollow points r copycat eager
so I fire one bullet and the rest'll play follow the leader
& my ball game is vicious. I kno I'm good with the shot
but ur shorty showed me
this weekend that she's great with the rock

honestly that shit was whack, and you still think ur the shit?
LOL
its funny cuz half those whack ass bars wasn't even disses on my pic
stupid bitch, why u put up my pic? now its about to get worse
how u say u have a chance, when my 6 bars alone killed that whole verse.

^^ word

cuz after seein that pic. honesly I cant stand to flow
those aren't hands. tarantulas are holding up his phones
this dawg. its a joke that your wanna battle for a prize
euthanize? juss ask the mods to change it to Cross-Eyes
I'm digusting and this punk bitch tried to start something
Please dont ever give me lip unless i need it go bungee jumping
big nose bastid sorry for knocking u outwith blows i toss
now we use pepper by itself after I give this dude smellin salt
^^this kids gangsta as fuck and he'll kill a man on a verse
but as you can see this kid rocks a Tommy...............hilfiger shirt
Guns come and attack you with a slug kinda like a bug
im praying to god Bag's gets on you or something to cover that mug

dawg, ya seein starz, to actually think ya goin far
but i dunno whats worse..
..the fact u think thats^ good, or that u actually THINK it's 6 barz
now realize what you started, bitch.. the shows on ya
i would pop ya with glocks.. but he already put enough wholes in ya
ya hopeless bra! i could make fun of that pic all day
cause a pics worth a 1000 words.. but what more is there to say?
ya ugly, stupid and childish.. plus u thought my verse didn't diss
fuck that!
its obvious my punches left ya needin dentures, and two fat lips
ya out classed bitch! ya poor, ya verse sucks 'n nobody had felt it
those ain't diamonds in his watch either, its just water from where the ice had melted
kid get delt with quick! but dawg, i like ya sig.. maybe i'd rock with you
naw! i don't think i'd like to be with your fam when they get released from the hospital
niggaz is jumpin and movin, with twitchin and bitchin features
'n they ain't dancin.. either there retarded or havin some sort of ceizures
but it's probably both. still, you'll never have a fame & glitter figure
cause the only time ur blowin up, is when ya made that picture bigger
but listen sister! if we was on a boat, maybe u'd be mentioned
so fuck flares.. especially when ya nostrils alone would get us the attention

yea, the fuck out'a here!

lmao..
if i were you,

i'd b writin' for our title match. cuz that^ mess is just worthless,
i now understand why u said 'forget pics, lets just do regular verses..'
its a play... Starring Roger Glocks in, "Getting clowned horrible"
either u can watch this, or purchase tickets for tomorrows show
he keeps his thoughts all bottled up.. but im still not down for b.
i want em' not only bottled up. but on message, in glass, floatin out to sea

id say u reminded me of a picture... based on ya phony pun^
but a pics worth a 1000 words... and, well... "faggot" is only 1
negro, that punchlines older than YOU... ur a dumb bitch.
n the 4 in ya name reminds of the type of play me n moms warmup w/

lolz.. ur funny

u pull out one quote, wtf? shit was play'd and i knew it
but since ur SOO unoriginal..
..i figured u'd quote it, feed and find some way to use it!
but its cool, cause butler ur a fool with the rhyme slang
'n ya moms gotta stop messin wit my head..
..cause i'm gettin blue balls from all her mind gamez!
shiitt.. nother punch kid! go ahead and use it to ur advantage, bitch
but you can't take control.. so how in the fuck are ya ever s'posed to manage shit?
son, i'm done with you and ya trigger plans
so i'll stop toying with you.. cause kid, i'm the bigger man

u barly rhymed and ur last lines was just filling
but I can tell u a nice guy, cuz u wrote a whole verse on Rog....wit out dissing
u all wak, just a bunch of kids who need attencion
half of u bitches couldn't elevate in a battle if I hung ur neck from suspencions
and u can spend 30 minutes to right the wakess shit ever, and drop on the cyphs
god forbid u whent for 16, that wouldv took over half of ur life
u aint after the prize unless the box is already open
only way u "iced out" is when I put in the meat locker till ur bodies completely frozen

LOL @ YOU writing a whole verse
wit them whack ass disses on ma pic, i'ma hit u where it hurt
jerk. I rap off tha dome .. ya girls cherry ready to b popped
.. I shoot guns in real life - this the only time bust glocks :hump:
dickridin' ass bitch, i'm tha type of dude to get hyper
why put all your whackass effort into a verse, in a meaningless cypher?
Ur on this site all day .. livin' @ home wit ya mom & u say foul shit to her
.. u met Becky 4rm tha yahoo chat room, she Met-A-40 year old loser.

ha.

^fat boy .. i'm laughin cuz yo skin is pink like porky pig
i'll leave u in more of a daze, then you look in that pic
i'm a black man you stupid white boy, might hav a big nose like Danny Glover
but lil man you shouldn't be talking shit .. looking like Andy Milonakis lil Brother.
duhhh, you ugly fucker. Pussy? you gets none
I've heard of having a double chin, but this bitch ain't even got 1
so you must be gay, a super fag x2
damn you finally came out the closet .... the one right behind you.

sorry to edit my post, but I forgot to drop this punchline
i'll take a bite outta u like Mike Tyson .. like u did that Hilfiger line.

Let's get back into the rhythm by murdering this dude.


Look,
I'm killing this wack shit. The kid's getting thrashed and thumped,
And sportin' a cap with the location of where his body'll be dumped.
Yo, fuck ya location fool. I'm english born and bred,
But I will make the oakland - when I bust my stick up side ya head.
Watch me leave this dude dead. And know this kid ain't abusin' me,
'Coz Euth' ain't shit - but a sure sign that he ain't hit puberty!
Nah, dude is schoolin' me! He got me cornered and outta luck
But despite Euth' pulling off an ill set-up. .
. . you can be sure his punches will still be WACK AS FUCK!
Bro's on the phone to his best friend, that's why he's rockin' the wealth
'Coz his gay ass needed the extra phone. .
. . How the fuck else was he s'posed to dial himself??
What's with the grill duke? Ah, that's how he takes cats 'n' starts to rip 'em
By starting a battle with a victory smile that fucking blinds the competition
My spits rip up cats like you, blowing shit out the speakers. .
Whilst I'm known to feature BIG - you're just known for your BIG FEATURES!!
Damn kid, you just a target for witty zingers and quips. .
And yo when they called you "PHAT!". .
. . I hate to tell ya, they were talking about those lips!
You can catch a stankin' beatdown, take a whiff off the funk G. .
On second thoughts nah, 'coz that nose could suck up half the country.

Done... with you anyway. :gfy:

another dude feelin' ma steez, dissin' ma pic holy fuck
^those 6 lines u posted was decent, but everything after that sucked.
shucks, u kno me. Euthanize gets ghost in that new Phantom
.. I ever catch Nick Wild'n Out - he can get hit wit tha Cannon
dog i'll give u tha shots, make u do the Harlem shake like P. Diddy
I see u keep mentionin' where i'm 4rm, but u shook to come to my city
my aim might be off, you can still catch heat like a baseball catcher
.. shots flying everywhere - it's a garuntee I Nick Fletcher.
OAKLAND nigga, Bay Area stand up .. pass me the Bacardi
come out here..
.. get yo ass beat, like you broke some rules @ a Black Panther Party.
man fuck this keystylin', this shit is just a test
I joined this league, read it in Nick's sig - yall can finally battle the best.

:spit: