The LBL Cypher
 

Drop a minimum of 4 lines. The winner will get a win added or a loss removed from their record.

Just give me a win now, 'coz the competition is anything but stiff
As I kick shit off. .
. . and I don't mean when my foot sent Kemp off the edge of a cliff!
I'll smash you Kemp and have you falling G. .
. . with such a dope haymaker - I'll have all the farmers calling me

Drugs & farmers dont mix.. damn G
what a punchline, that shit was Corn-E
plus it was played, I've seen it done before, hell
in a battle.. you'd resemble football when I gave NFL

seeing that you dudes are generous & literally giving this cypher away
inflicting your face full of teeth marks...
...with dirty flips in your verses only when ya comb the hair on your face
wtf? Erel do ya concepts comes already with batteries installed
off rip you played your way in...
...cuz those couple of bars were lazy as hell, getting no work out of em at all

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wow! u flip'd that punch! i know cause its mine
but i guess erel's hungry for a win.. the way he bites lines
'n dude, i shine, but ur a crusty 'n fowl loner
but must-e win.. naw, he just gives off that odor

Damn Mets, peeps be flippin that NFL shit again. . y'all are wack heads
And that goes for you to Mets, considering you bit it from Vaskez
Yeah fool, ure fucking wack. . and with a gay ass name to fit
So its no surprise you bit that, 'coz nobody tells you shit
But what's with these other fuckaz. . Erel ya shit just blows
And how ya gone say drugs n farmers don't mix. .
. . and then have an avy of a gangsta sportin corn rows!
You dumb shit! Nobody gives a fuck what you sayin'
They just gonna see me dominate on EA - no matter what computer game we playin
And Nasdeey. . fuck that bullshit u droppin, it bores the reader
'Coz u stretch shit so much, the Fantastic 4's lookin to you as their leader
Yo, I peeped ya sig duke. . and this is where the story ends
But first I gotta know, "Individual Incorporated". .
. . is that like business talk for "I've got no friends!"

pz, dude :thefinger

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your dumb. your gonne end up done when im spitting son
face'll get stolen to get in scoring position for the winning run
you dropped quanity over quality. your shaking in your timbs
i make statements kid. cuz not even ants would picnic to win
im kinda your dad. remember seeing me n mom on camcord
glocks are dangerous. you can catch me in your mothers drawers
slugs to the head so now got you metal so wait
i'm gonna eat dinner on your skull..just to try the new plates
three line style is madd old kiddo. but i understand its hard
when your lines look like a world class runner...its stretched out to start

‘your pretty dope’…man I doubt it as a sick onlooker
‘cause your in the picture to win the title…that got fucking ripped by butler
but that was last week, I bet this time your ready to definitely kill
so its fitting you battle So Rell…because your just So Relatively ill
as for Roger, that sounds familiar…I know you became a menace
and it seems like the only time you get love…is in a bad game of tennis
dont worry though, I took your position ‘cause your forever a prick…
& had your girl screaming Roger…but only ‘cause of how I Federer dick!
you offer nothing to the ladies AND this league – must make this shit stop
& take some drastic measures…just minus that big shock your bitch got!!!

Slicknife? eh. well its time to get really fucking drastic.
^^ you need to put a E in you. to make you look attractive
i'll run to trife. cuz its gutter life for anything but this son write
toast to your death. mad sick heads in rapverse.. butter knife
Roger Federer? I used that against Tavarez n thats sad tho
take my lines. to beat me? you need more sources then a bad download
ya I lost to butler but its hall of fame material, gain some knowledge
slicknife is in a major class....until this punch knocked im outta college

You fucking ill now G. . but kid, you 'bout to get blown through
And you only made into Hall of Fame. .
. . 'coz the whole of RV wanted to see how Butler owned you!
Roger's a pussy. . a little bitch that nobody is scared off
But now he can unload all his clips, now that he's shaved his girly hair off

nick's a whore 'n its obviouse i'm creative more
i got concepts out the ass..
..while u got lube, butt-plugz and condoms comin out'a yours
do ya chores, study up sonz cause i'm known to write
ur avy asks what my name is..
..then just listen to what ur mom screams @ night
i'll also fight slick in a bout, but hes dull with clout
but slick's the kind of knife i'd use.. if i was in boy scouts

I laugh at yuor attempts at higher power...kid dont bother
only time you admin...is to the list of your gay lovers
And kid your wordplay is pathetic...and punches are soft
Cause i pushed your lines to the edge..and your verse fell of

aha.. i see u like to bite/flip concepts

pussy, you'll neva win.. kid, i'll snub ya grin
cause this bitch has loose lips, 'n not the ones above his chin
i'm eatin ya lines dude, but i'm not feedin ya verse
cause i was fuckin left hungry.. just from readin it first

Yeh kid, his verse fell off – ooh shit, how will he ever cope
& I would say you fell off too…but fuck, the fact is you were NEVER dope
so as you receive these lines, realise its already leavin’ time
but how the fuck are you a threat…when your first two lines dont even rhyme



Your pathetic man, dim-witted…stop acting, we can see behind it
So you prob thought we wouldnt call you dumb…if you spoke up for Feebleminded
Hah, but you keep at it man & try getting on a winning streak
I mean afterall…is just the position youll end up being in, in the league!!!

you fuckers are worthless-playing chicken with skills
heading into collusions...
...yal guys tote lameness like wheelchair wheels
a fork & spoon in hand-i finish the plate off
your wack shit so sticky...
...a tatoo of a fist is rite cuz you can't get a punch off


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Lmfao, hahaha...Im loving these days, you need sonnin geek
but if thats what Im up against in the battle…then its bound to be a funny week
what the fuck was that, they dont hit – man you should be banned now
‘cause you doing three lines a bar….and still the punchlines dont stand out!!!

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Dawg your fucking wack just leave we dont want you see
So kid i'll do everyone a favor and replace the K with a T

fags? i smash em noob ..i've beaten heads you can't fathom dude
i agree, you suck ....so i think its REAL funny that people battle you
no but feel me on this one, kid i've seen sicker
you're gay man ..people get stuck to your back more than stickers
i walk with a new strife, just knowing you've got a runied life
& if i stab you and miss the heart ...we'll just say it was a slicknife

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Whats up with the wackness?? get back 'fore I whore you..
& chips never stackin' ... everyone knows you're a fold dude..
Got this in control dood, just face it, YOU'RE DEAD...
You can post and post.... and still you wont even "hang by a thread"
Just quit the stupid shit... or I'll be sendin you to ya burial
switched dsl to 56 k... just for his punches to be heavywait material
You won't rock or pop shit, stupid. just quit it with your fuzz..
& yeah I've been to concerts... but i never seen a tour buss'

was this a comeback or an pathetic attempt at fillers
see those two did just enough...
...2 sho you murder rap with wackness-now your're a killa
i know this might seems harsh hoe, but give it up-you're done
Slicknife-is a dead fad...
...prick, everyone trashed ya, & start toting a gun

(two) connect the dots fucks

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check this fuckin` punk out, s'plainin his punches now ..
girls think ya ugly, & so do we ..so getchya nasdeey ass out
you dunno what i'm about yet, but kid i'm willing to bet ..
.. wait no i'm not. we'll just GUARENTEE this cats not a vet
i've beaten the rude, i've released my will on the sick dude
when you release your will tho ..it's cuz i fucking KILLED YOU

^What the fuck kid, watch me rip you quick
'Coz I've got a chip on my shoulder. .
. . and apparently one trying to suck my dick
And ya location is right friend. . but, nobody respects you mind
Hence you being from "In the bag". .
. . that ya moms used to try and drown ya sorry behind

suck your dick? wussie, i'ma win. thats how it looks, see
your rhymes aren't virgin ...but they still come out a pussie
i'm writtin' mean, & this fucks a stupid human being
i'd give you a piece of my mind ..
.. but you'd need the whole thing

T's a male stripper, out of ya element against me. . ya set to fail
'Coz this ain't a tag team, so there's no room for Chip 'n' Dale
You wack faggot! A virgin line? That belongs in your dumpster, T. .
'Coz you so much of a virgin ureself - you could outsell the fucking company

come on dog, u a sick guy Losing thats something ill help u stick by,
u bought to get fryd, n u aint getting a W nah... u got a betta chance see'in pigs fly
trash it,ya level im passd it, ur blatantly gettin ya ass kicked,
nick nice? neva...but if u sick then its full blown aids... so nick as sick as magic
grab it, but ya hessitant, i spray fast, im out'cha weight class,
nick am a skate pass & prove ur flows buffie the body.. yea straight ass
ill straight blast the rocket, and leave nick demolishd,
get it jumpin like hydrolics,treat um like my collar..yea i pop it.... EZ!!!

WAIT...........
lets dig deeper............

this kid's fuckin weak, he even speaks frail
really he's only called bulk when sendin' an email
Im on a different 'level' Duke...I 'travel' like a running 'rebel'
kid u couldn't wordplay if u had a game of classic 'scrabble'
Expect to throw punches loaded with talent, wen ya unarmed
cos if I stood directly infront of ya fists...i'd remain unharmed
Me boast to kidd, nah i dont play so i hope this kid
came ready to break bread cuase imma toast this kid
You won't win, but I understand how writing ends desire
I treat your verses with intelligence, enlighten them on fire
Calling you wack is true. calling me wack is a sin to be fair
so I'll scalp this bitch .. & end his chances to win by a hair......... EZ.............

That line's wack, watch as I kill this bitch slowly
And if pigs fly, tell me where you got those wings homie?!?
So when I talk you flee, your shit's played to me
N' you're the first dinosaur that NO ONE is afraid to see
Listen to me, bitch when there's a newbie I sense 'em
Front lines has lots of wack newbs...
... and you've only gone .500 against 'em
If ya don't know dope don't speak, I'm a toss this geek
It's great to be unique...
... but your the ONLY dumb fag who thought Nick lost this week

Ure wack Rex, but check it yo. . I understand ya sig and stuff
But its ya style that's not to be fucked with. .
. . 'coz it's already looking fucked up enough!
You poor bastard, I'll eat anything you throw at me, scooter. .
And give you 20 mega bites. . like the entire RAM of ure shitty computer.
I'm a poker player ya know. . but I often tend to get bored
And I end up breaking even. . kinda like your wack ass fucking record

I know some think your whack - but shit, thats a bit clinical
‘cause Nick and knack do go together…& that chump is battling Original
check it, you know you hate that bar son though the jokes classic
you poor thing…I aint trynna empathise, I literally mean that you broke bastard
fuck it, we also got a bitch who cried from RB - what a wuss
see its like a relationship gone bad…’cause man just fuck DaTrus!!!

Coming at me with that bullshit. . where has ure dope ass spits gone
I guess SlicK is an understatement. .
. . 'coz ya punches are slippin' faster than if they hit one.
Watch ya get dissed on, but still this faggot'll leave me rattled
'Coz last time he was against me I got raped. .
. . and I ain't even talking about our fucking battle!
I'm scarred for life kid, so much so it's become my nickname, biff
And I'll have everyone callin' you Mufasa. .
. . when I drop your fucking sorry ass off a cliff!

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you tryin stupid. its useless without the music
i know this nick sucks without my avatar to prove it
come on dawg. your playing I never stop spraying
you can't handle a dime.. that goes with out saying

^ ok look, if i have to see this shit then i think i'm 'bout to burst
'coz only thing Sonny D does - is quench my fucking thirst
bitch drop that wackness. . and i'll flip it, not reward it
so you can't handle a dime.. 'coz ure fucking mom can't afford it

I go full with this rap shit...yall *half baking* call you ''Dave Chapell''...
Dont battle me ''save the L''...my flow so hot i could ''sell in hell''
Y'all bitches above me...in jail you'd get passed ''cell 2 cell''....
Ima have a win on my record and im not even in the *LBL*....

I just read that and laughed.... yo, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?
You may self-glorify but, ....ya style tells me that YOU SUCK!!
Fuck it, watchin this guy spit... well kid, ure fuckin wank
And this ain't even the army. .
. . but everyone'll still this guy fucking tank!
What the fuck is with these wack heads, kids need to toughen up
And call me a faggot. .
. . 'coz that verse is straight ass, and I'm about to fuck it up

somebodies beggin for a free win/loss to hook extra
but keep dropping it doesn't make you look better
i know your gay dude. cuz you shower with guys hater
n share ya home with more dudes then a LA Laker
clippers n lakers share home courts. see ima rebel
if explaining punches makes me look like a newbie
....then im going down to your level
^^ word. see what i did im cool. three line style like you
with long lines like a airport in new orleans during katrina, dude
your sporting slugs. im hurting n its certain your done
my guns leave you more burnt then sex with courtney love

This is gettin' old, I'm sick of dealin' with these poor G's
And dude, I wud chant ya name. .
. . but we ain't playing with walkie talkies!
I throw up punches and kicks, lightning quick to rip dicks
And kids bars are on a level. .
. . that cud be used in the High Jump for the special olympics

who let this toy soldier in?..this fuck shoots pellets
ping'in more servers than a gay waiter at a internet cafe' that sale it
bitch, you get took out the picture as i-put 2 guns up
polishin your shit don't mean...
...wild nights at gay bars because you suck
maybe next go around-cuz this one is ridiculously full of shit
your flow attracts enhancements...
...seeing your concepts mimics you-u limp dick

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^ LMFAO!! :slick: You wack fucker.


Check...

Time to brush up on ya skills, Nas just hit the books
'Coz ya last post blew BIG TIME. .
. . and well that shit just FUCKING SUCKS!
This kid is a retard, I swear dudes got shit for brains
And its that bad now - he's fucking constipated with a migraine
I don't know, maybe ya head is just baked from smokin joints
'Coz I swear, when I smacked you silly. .
. . ya fucking IQ rose 10 points!
Face facts, ure trash... ure just a made up wussy
But they say fear is nothing. .
. . so I guess its cool for you to be a straight up pussy!

pz, dude :thefinger

Dick jokes? how mature ..nick'll wreck us for sure!
lmao, fuck that ..
go take home economics... & maybe you'll ACTUALLY cause a stir
fuck you, stupid cunt, ..i'm insane! let's kill the fag!
i'm inside this dudes head ...so the win must be in the bag
tortilla chip bitch, i think you'd better recognize kid
this bitch crys so much < i'm fixin' to throw a fit ..

...ready?

I never dropped a dick joke. . take a look you gorm
And if anything is 'In the bag' - then its you before you was born
Step to the challenge, and you'll get tossed fast
'Coz ure the butt of everyone's jokes, and a dude who spits STRAIGHT ASS!
You wack faggot, how in the hell can ya punches break mine
I'll have you fallin' back faster than your girlfriends receding hairline

Fuck You. :gfy:

nicely done ..this shits a blast, but check this real fast ..
i say you drop dick jokes, but then you switched it to ass?
..
statement
^true shit friend ...but you seriously gone n' met ya worlds end
cuz when i said give me a minute bitch ..
.. you just bought me ya girlfriend
i'm new meat dude ...& i've set my sites on you, s'yo turn!
i see RV's a fuckin` butchery ...the old meats always gettin burned
you drop ass dude, seriously ya'll, screw this faggot facist ..
i'm a fuckin African Tour Guide ..cuz i'ts plain to see your wackness

sir, i can go all night.