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∆ P E X X 08-02-06 07:04 AM

Don't you hate when you..
 
sit on your balls?

Terumoto 08-02-06 07:05 AM

That shit is the worst. Why cant they just chill, and keep out of the way.

∆ P E X X 08-02-06 07:11 AM

^true indeed man. sometmes i think my balls got a mind of their own.


i don't trust those fuckers...i know they're plottin somethin....

B To The D 08-02-06 07:25 AM

LMAO!!!@They plottin sumin

La Cosa Nostra 08-02-06 07:31 AM

I've never sat on my balls...

Indeph 08-02-06 07:34 AM

I usually always get an erection before I sit down. So it's never happened to me.

Mad Dog 08-02-06 07:59 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nostradamus
I've never sat on my balls...


your's prolly aint big enough to reach the back of ya ass...:thumbup:

thats shits horrible...especially if you misjudge the seat and end up sittin down faster than normal...feels like 2 bombs goin off in ya abdomen...

Ktrini. 08-02-06 08:09 AM

You guys must have some saggy ass scrotums to sit on your own balls....

Mad Dog 08-02-06 08:19 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ktrini.
You guys must have some saggy ass scrotums to sit on your own balls....


na bruv they're called well developed...

perhaps you only know of them in text books or all male porn...

∆ P E X X 08-02-06 08:30 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Indeph
I usually always get an erection before I sit down. So it's never happened to me.

"usually always" huh? your balls get erect?? :huh:

you might want to consult a physician....

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Dog
your's prolly aint big enough to reach the back of ya ass...:thumbup:

thats shits horrible...especially if you misjudge the seat and end up sittin down faster than normal...feels like 2 bombs goin off in ya abdomen...


lmao well said.


fuckin small-nutters.

Indeph 08-02-06 08:31 AM

When you get an erection your balls get smaller?

∆ P E X X 08-02-06 08:33 AM

^never once in my life lmao, wtf is up with your balls homes lmao

Indeph 08-02-06 08:34 AM

LMfao no sir, what is wrong with YOURS. I think you need to learn where alot of your seman is held. =/ unless u think the fact that you arent normal is funny too. Probably is right? hahahhahaha

∆ P E X X 08-02-06 08:51 AM

..........wtf are you talkin about man, if your fuckin balls shrink when you get wood you got a serious problem. "no baby...i don't have small nuts...my balls are erect" lmao, wtf is that shit ahahahahah you sound like a bonafied retard man

but...don't take my word for it, go start a poll and ask everybody "do your balls shrink when you get wood" and see for your self that you're the only one who says "yes".

fuckin bobo lmao.

Indeph 08-02-06 08:54 AM

So I assume that none of your seman comes from your balls. And the term drain your balls means something completly different. Now I'm only assuming this because something might be wrong with me. So you're telling me, that when you have an erection, your balls still sag, and just hang there, and they dont come up around your penis or anything? If not than that's coo I just think it's mighty uncomfortable thats all. Wait don't laugh I'll do it for you rofllmfao wtf are u talking about

Indeph 08-02-06 08:55 AM

Wait don't respond. I already know you're gonna say you're right. And I'm not gonna care. Just like u dont care what I just said. I don't have time for your cocky stupidity right now. I have to get to the bus. PLEASE don't resond. OH well I tried.

∆ P E X X 08-02-06 09:33 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Indeph
So I assume that none of your seman comes from your balls. And the term drain your balls means something completly different. Now I'm only assuming this because something might be wrong with me. So you're telling me, that when you have an erection, your balls still sag, and just hang there, and they dont come up around your penis or anything? If not than that's coo I just think it's mighty uncomfortable thats all. Wait don't laugh I'll do it for you rofllmfao wtf are u talking about



wow, you're a jackass.


i dunno about you but i don't bust a nut every time i get wood, so.......why would my "balls get smaller"? if you're talkin about my SACK that's a whole different case than you blabbering on about how your balls get smaller son.


you do know the difference between your balls and your nut sack right?


BUT WAIT!!! LEMME PRETEND TO BE INDEPH!! "uhh..yeah like uhhh....i'm gonna yap on about complete bullshit and uhhh...like...you don't have to respond or nothin dude i'll just completely switch the meaning of every single thing I said anyway".


fuck outta here.

go catch your bus.

LaTiNKiTTeN 08-02-06 05:46 PM

*wonders why it is that a supposed straight dude purposely starts discussions about penises,balls and nutsacks...*

...

* also wonders why this same dude is always dropping subliminal hints about the size of his penis to other dudes...*

Chris Stylez 08-02-06 05:57 PM

lol at a supposed female in thread about men having there balls sat on....Does this happen to you often LK...

∆ P E X X 08-02-06 06:02 PM

^^BWAHHAHA

I talk about my balls becuse I got balls.


you try too hard.

LaTiNKiTTeN 08-02-06 06:03 PM

awww how cute his bf is stickin up for him...literally

∆ P E X X 08-02-06 06:08 PM

a dude i used to e-beef with is my "boyriend"...

..right.

I can see you're whoring your self for some beef again.

but what else is new.

Chris Stylez 08-02-06 06:09 PM

>.>........was that directed at me

Kriptic 08-02-06 06:14 PM

yup. sitting on balls sucks..and if you havent done it..your either cafefull..or ur balls havent dropped yet..its ok tho..you'll all experice the pleasure of sitting on ur balls. haha
,,,what not as bad...but very close..is when u like..just nick your balls..and ur like..umm did i hit them.... and then boom! the pain hits and it makes u sick to ur stoach and in pain at the same time. hahaha

La Cosa Nostra 08-02-06 06:15 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Dog
your's prolly aint big enough to reach the back of ya ass...:thumbup:

thats shits horrible...especially if you misjudge the seat and end up sittin down faster than normal...feels like 2 bombs goin off in ya abdomen...

Dude.. Thats called badly stretched..


Or maybe is it just bad seating judgement on your behalf...

My balls are fairly big... but not deformed hanging bags that stretch to the back of my ass... That would be shit...

LaTiNKiTTeN 08-02-06 07:27 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Apexx
a dude i used to e-beef with is my "boyriend"...

..right.

I can see you're whoring your self for some beef again.

but what else is new.


...if u think its beef that i'm noticing how extremely gay u act,then be it...

..what u are doing,is like if i signed up to a board full of chicks,n made a thread about hatin it when my nipples get hard.....................or talkin bout how tight my pussy is or something.........

i also cant understand how a "stud" like urself who gets oh so much pussy spends his time on a netboard full of balls...talkin bout his dicksize....n makin useless threads about haircuts,n balls n what have you....

dunno dude,i think u turnin into the Q...do i need to bring u out the closet too?
HOLLA

Kriptic 08-02-06 07:30 PM

hey,,,you dont have balls...so enough of this drama..if you havent misjudged sitting down and landed on ur balls...please leave. hahaha

Chris Stylez 08-02-06 08:01 PM

yeah it hurts like a bitch...like my ass dont sit on them...it like more of my thigh and it ticks me off. And im comfortable with my sexuality enough to talk about my balls. Like today...I almost sat on my balls but thank god im a ghetto black male and i hold my crotch 24/7 which helps reframes u from u sittin on u balls. See all you white honkies thought it we was just being ghetto and trifile and dirty by holding ourselves. We just learned early because our package is just normaly bigger than the rest of yalls.

Kriptic 08-02-06 08:14 PM

hahaha ^ that would be funny...if the 'mith' was that blacks had bigger balls too ...which istn the mith..its just the dick. hahah aight im done in this thread,. haha

Past Tense 08-02-06 08:18 PM

I hate it :(

sucks bad

LaTiNKiTTeN 08-02-06 08:47 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Stylez
yeah it hurts like a bitch...like my ass dont sit on them...it like more of my thigh and it ticks me off. And im comfortable with my sexuality enough to talk about my balls. Like today...I almost sat on my balls but thank god im a ghetto black male and i hold my crotch 24/7 which helps reframes u from u sittin on u balls. See all you white honkies thought it we was just being ghetto and trifile and dirty by holding ourselves. We just learned early because our package is just normaly bigger than the rest of yalls.


..the two smallest penises i've ever seen belonged to black guys....so there goes ur myth...............

Kriptic 08-02-06 08:55 PM

.......toshay.......

∆ P E X X 08-02-06 09:43 PM

smh.. why argue with an attention hungry idiot?

and Nos, yeah i hear ya man, if it's an experience you've neever had, def be thankful, and lmao nah it don't sag to the bottom of your ass where you're sitting on top of your nuts lmao that'd be freakishly deformed. just low enough between ya legs to get em to hit the seat lol.

chronix 08-03-06 01:43 PM

I'm too careful for that ish to happen to me.


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