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Don't you hate when you..
sit on your balls?
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That shit is the worst. Why cant they just chill, and keep out of the way.
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^true indeed man. sometmes i think my balls got a mind of their own.
i don't trust those fuckers...i know they're plottin somethin.... |
LMAO!!!@They plottin sumin
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I've never sat on my balls...
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I usually always get an erection before I sit down. So it's never happened to me.
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your's prolly aint big enough to reach the back of ya ass...:thumbup: thats shits horrible...especially if you misjudge the seat and end up sittin down faster than normal...feels like 2 bombs goin off in ya abdomen... |
You guys must have some saggy ass scrotums to sit on your own balls....
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na bruv they're called well developed... perhaps you only know of them in text books or all male porn... |
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"usually always" huh? your balls get erect?? :huh: you might want to consult a physician.... Quote:
lmao well said. fuckin small-nutters. |
When you get an erection your balls get smaller?
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^never once in my life lmao, wtf is up with your balls homes lmao
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LMfao no sir, what is wrong with YOURS. I think you need to learn where alot of your seman is held. =/ unless u think the fact that you arent normal is funny too. Probably is right? hahahhahaha
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..........wtf are you talkin about man, if your fuckin balls shrink when you get wood you got a serious problem. "no baby...i don't have small nuts...my balls are erect" lmao, wtf is that shit ahahahahah you sound like a bonafied retard man
but...don't take my word for it, go start a poll and ask everybody "do your balls shrink when you get wood" and see for your self that you're the only one who says "yes". fuckin bobo lmao. |
So I assume that none of your seman comes from your balls. And the term drain your balls means something completly different. Now I'm only assuming this because something might be wrong with me. So you're telling me, that when you have an erection, your balls still sag, and just hang there, and they dont come up around your penis or anything? If not than that's coo I just think it's mighty uncomfortable thats all. Wait don't laugh I'll do it for you rofllmfao wtf are u talking about
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Wait don't respond. I already know you're gonna say you're right. And I'm not gonna care. Just like u dont care what I just said. I don't have time for your cocky stupidity right now. I have to get to the bus. PLEASE don't resond. OH well I tried.
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wow, you're a jackass. i dunno about you but i don't bust a nut every time i get wood, so.......why would my "balls get smaller"? if you're talkin about my SACK that's a whole different case than you blabbering on about how your balls get smaller son. you do know the difference between your balls and your nut sack right? BUT WAIT!!! LEMME PRETEND TO BE INDEPH!! "uhh..yeah like uhhh....i'm gonna yap on about complete bullshit and uhhh...like...you don't have to respond or nothin dude i'll just completely switch the meaning of every single thing I said anyway". fuck outta here. go catch your bus. |
*wonders why it is that a supposed straight dude purposely starts discussions about penises,balls and nutsacks...*
... * also wonders why this same dude is always dropping subliminal hints about the size of his penis to other dudes...* |
lol at a supposed female in thread about men having there balls sat on....Does this happen to you often LK...
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^^BWAHHAHA
I talk about my balls becuse I got balls. you try too hard. |
awww how cute his bf is stickin up for him...literally
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a dude i used to e-beef with is my "boyriend"...
..right. I can see you're whoring your self for some beef again. but what else is new. |
>.>........was that directed at me
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yup. sitting on balls sucks..and if you havent done it..your either cafefull..or ur balls havent dropped yet..its ok tho..you'll all experice the pleasure of sitting on ur balls. haha
,,,what not as bad...but very close..is when u like..just nick your balls..and ur like..umm did i hit them.... and then boom! the pain hits and it makes u sick to ur stoach and in pain at the same time. hahaha |
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Dude.. Thats called badly stretched.. Or maybe is it just bad seating judgement on your behalf... My balls are fairly big... but not deformed hanging bags that stretch to the back of my ass... That would be shit... |
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...if u think its beef that i'm noticing how extremely gay u act,then be it... ..what u are doing,is like if i signed up to a board full of chicks,n made a thread about hatin it when my nipples get hard.....................or talkin bout how tight my pussy is or something......... i also cant understand how a "stud" like urself who gets oh so much pussy spends his time on a netboard full of balls...talkin bout his dicksize....n makin useless threads about haircuts,n balls n what have you.... dunno dude,i think u turnin into the Q...do i need to bring u out the closet too? HOLLA |
hey,,,you dont have balls...so enough of this drama..if you havent misjudged sitting down and landed on ur balls...please leave. hahaha
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yeah it hurts like a bitch...like my ass dont sit on them...it like more of my thigh and it ticks me off. And im comfortable with my sexuality enough to talk about my balls. Like today...I almost sat on my balls but thank god im a ghetto black male and i hold my crotch 24/7 which helps reframes u from u sittin on u balls. See all you white honkies thought it we was just being ghetto and trifile and dirty by holding ourselves. We just learned early because our package is just normaly bigger than the rest of yalls.
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hahaha ^ that would be funny...if the 'mith' was that blacks had bigger balls too ...which istn the mith..its just the dick. hahah aight im done in this thread,. haha
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I hate it :(
sucks bad |
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..the two smallest penises i've ever seen belonged to black guys....so there goes ur myth............... |
.......toshay.......
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smh.. why argue with an attention hungry idiot?
and Nos, yeah i hear ya man, if it's an experience you've neever had, def be thankful, and lmao nah it don't sag to the bottom of your ass where you're sitting on top of your nuts lmao that'd be freakishly deformed. just low enough between ya legs to get em to hit the seat lol. |
I'm too careful for that ish to happen to me.
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