Finally, a HORROR FLICK with good reviews...
 

The Descent


opens today


Usually horror movies get slammed by the critics...This one is getting good reviews from the critics and the public.

I think I'mma check it out.


How about you?


IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

i looked on our theatre's site and saw this movie was comin, but there was no info about it at all...whats it about? i probably saw a preview but didnt see what the movi was called

THE DESCENT

One year after a tragic accident, six girlfriends meet in a remote part of the Appalachians for their annual caving trip. Deep below the surface of the earth, disaster strikes when a rock falls and blocks their route back to the surface. The girls soon learn that Juno, the thrill-seeking leader of the expedition, has brought them to an unexplored cave and that as a result no knows where they are to... See Full Description

Genres: Art/Foreign and Suspense/Horror
Running Time: 1 hr. 39 min.
Release Date: August 4th, 2006
MPAA Rating: R for strong violence/gore and language.
Distributors:
Lionsgate

ok, no. never saw a preview for it...or any advertising at all for that matter

The Descent


Right, this movie is really good the first time you watch it. But, it quickly loses its appeal as it lacks any kind of character development and the acting in my opinion is sub-par. When compared to the Director's first movie, DOG SOLDIERS this movie just doesn't quite hold up as well. The little creatures in the cave, I haven't got a clue what they are supposed to be. But, they look like naked reject vampires from Blade 2... those little gay fucks with the fucked up mouths, but in this movie they are without the homo mouths. Anyway, the suspense in the movie has its moments. There are a few times when you jump out of your seat. If you like gory movies, then this will satisfy your gore needs to a degree. There is one part in particular when one of the women gets stabbed through the throat with this scythe-like blade.
The creatures themselves, despite looking absolutely gay, the way they appear in the movie is decent. And by that, I mean the way they move around... it sort of reminds me of Gollum in Lord of the Rings. Although, I think the whole they see by sound is a little played out.
As I said with the acting, it was sub par and I think the only actress who really performs is the main character. I can not remember her name though, lol. You'll know who I mean if you have seen it. The way she portrays the survival instincts of a person trapped in that sort of situation is very well done, although a tad overdone at times.
The one part I did enjoy was the ending, I actually believed she had escaped the cave but then it turns out that she hasn't. And well, I thought it was a nice way to end it. Her mind playing tricks on her, her dreaming that she had escaped. And then it got fucked up with the little girl in the cave with her. WHAT THE FUCK!! I get the idea of what they are trying to say, but it was unnecessary.

Overall Rating: 7/10 the first time you see it, and then afterwards probably 5/10.

Lol, but I still bought it when it got released on DVD. Word.

if its the british movie its shit seen it a few months ago

It is the one in the same, read the summary of it that Q posted. SAME SHIT!!

But yeah, am I the only one though who thinks that those creatures look like a cross between the gay vampires from Blade II and Gollum from LOTR ??

imma go see it with this bitch... i wont be scared but if she is she can hold on to me..hahaha. no good horror movie have been comign out latly... haha u guys see that..lady in the water. hahaha

Now, that dickrider who is full of himself...

... is that like cheesy played out 2003 edition attempt at making joke at my expense. Come on, you were too stupid to follow the rules in our battle... and now you're too stupid to come up with a decent attempt at insulting me.

Really, you must do better.

you says thats you? now if you are thinking that ur a dickrider,whos full of him self? then its you.... it speaks for it self... and im not talkign about our battle..idont do text battles.. so its cool u won..im over it.....you like the sig tho?

Saw it a week ago.

^ Bitch, bring it on... I own the Enterprise, dude. :slick:

yeah u must..b/c u dont own nething on this planet :-/

How clever. I own your sorry ass fool. At least, I did in that battle. POW!!

you didnt own shit...ur dickriders help'd ya out..b/c that verse sucked
just like ur verse sucks against artistik..and as it did against gkilla..adn the other cat u battled... you have no creative punches..you say dumb shit and make it rhyme..... ur good man..i wish i could do that :laugh: haha

Good movie

slick


I liked it





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just got back from this movie actually.....i liked that shit

^Nick the way you described this shit..made it sound like that movie....i forget what its called...but these ppl...go cave exploring get the boulder fallin on them...then the devil or demons attack and take them over.....just sounded similar

and kriptic dawg....he did not win becuz of dickriders...he won becuz u tried to cheat....u asked for votes....and...well yeah. u described ur verses wen u tried to make fun of his :cool:

tryed to cheat? i made a thread.saying...hey..you guys should go check out the battle and vote on it it you want.... tell me how thats cheating??? and once again dog...mind ya own buisness...jump off his dick man and stand on ur own feet for a while

^im not on anyones dick.

And im not hating....or riding dick

im spraying my opinion...which is wut i do wen i vote..its not my fault it wasnt u that had the better verse live with it..

and i was only fucking around dont get ur panties in a bunch...dawg its the internet..dont come on here to get pissed off...

shits like the special olympics...even if u win the fight...ur still retarded dude

Kriptic, dude... you really need to listen to what you are saying, because you sound retarded. You say I just say random shit and make it rhyme. Dude, I was using generic style punches in that battle you faggot. A battle ain't all about dropping bar after bar of personals... because first off, why would I have battled you then when I don't know shit about you. IDIOT!!

And as far as you cheating, dude you made a thread... it don't matter the context in which you wanted to use it, it is against the rules on this site now. FOOL!! Not to mention in that thread you SWAYED which is again, against the rules. And in the actual battle thread you fucking went OVER the line limit. DAMN SON!! You got 3 strikes and you were fucking outta there.

Now stop bitching. And take your loss. And if you ever want another one, I'll be happy to set up another battle to monkey slap you in. :slick:

^nigga stfu!! niggA!!!

^bitch, bring ure wack ass... talkin shit to me in every thread i go to.. mu'fuckaz on some internet stalkin' type o' shit..

'picard' im not even gunna read ur post..b/c i dont like you..or respect you at all....everytime you talkshit..all imma do is luagh..b/c ur not good alright? your full of your self... hahha

^ And yet I beat you.. albeit by getting you disqualified, but yet.. everyone thinks I beat you anyway, and they thought that before I fucking dq'ed you. Dumb fuck. You got what, like 1 vote from some dick ass retard.

Any time... I'll rematch you and smack you up properly. :slick:

picard an..give it a rest... your full of yourself....mabye these other kids..who text battle ont he net... think ur good...but you'd get crushed ont he corner with those weak ass fuck lines...please...alright... ill give you this ok... you can make ur lines look pretty and neat...but dude...you'd get killed ont he street......and only reason i got DQ'd,, id b.c u threwa pussy fit...and cryed sayin i went over the limit by 2 lines....ur a pussy picard.. lol grow the fuck up :-)

That is because I never reported you for swaying, which is a bitch move.

And please, fuck the street talk... you dumb shit. Like I would rap on the streets like I do in a text battle.. you are fucking too funny. They are two completely different styles of battling, and I can do both.

nah man..appently you cant do either :-/ and fuck the street shit? aight..you stay an play with kirk on the internet...while im makin moves ont he street..see who's gunna make it further...you;d get killed ont he street..stick to RV -_-

^ You keep making your moves in the street.

Maybe one day you and your family will find the ideal spot for your box.

i will keep makin them moves... cuz while u sit here and play ont heinternet all day... ima makin the money i used to buy this computer..and rappin with kids..that are 50x as good as you'll EVER be. hahah

^not to be a dick....but

if ur makin fun of him for being on the computer....well

dude ur arguing back and forth with him...which would mean ur on the computer just as much

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wen exactly are u out on the "streets"? making money...cuz u seem to be on the net a lot yo

oh really? how u figure im on the computer alot..its 12:50 & im waiting ta this girl comes ta get me..going to providence -_- even tho i dont wanna lol... but im ont he streets...when im not on the computer..and no shit im on it..i bought it? why would i buy it if i wasnt gunan use it...think....

well im just sayin...i dont think to many street thugs who are so gangsta and real on the streets waste there time on the internet u know wut im sayin? they'd be out makin there money and shit.

i use the computer at work......................werd

^well isnt that nice .

im not saying imma thug..or a street gangsta.... but ido...work on the streets..get what i need and make that moneyyy...no what i use most of the money for?..helpin my mom out b.c her an my pap's just slipt up....i do what i need to to get by..hate on that if ya wanna...but while ur moms cookin dinner and buying ya schools clothes..im buying dinner and buyin everythin i need my self... -_-