Ghetto Cleo...Step Right In!
 

Yep..I'm bored as hell, so I figured I'll guess what kind of people you guys are...

So, post below and I will try to guess.


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Man, you're tripping me out.

U already know me so it won't work

You are a skateboarder. Like hardcore rock music. I would like to say your real name is kirk. You like playing with fire. You have burned a few things in your day. You live life on the edge. When drinking, liquor takes over you. You don't care about a lot of things.

Am I right?

Actually, before I seen a picture of you, I pictured you a small kid...I dunno...Just wierd...Well, I pictured everybody in my crew like that. I felt like God...

*far from him though*

I skateboard. I like old rock better. My real name is Kirk. Playing with fire is shit I did when I was younger. But yes, I have burned quite a few things in my day. I live life on the edge and shit. When drinking, liquor takes over me. I care about things that are important to me. That is basically all.

:) Respect my Hustle. I got this...So basically I was right.

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I just wonder how you know liquor takes over me. Have I fought you at Wawa before?

lol..Nah, I live in California. Don't even know what Wawa is. You just seem like that kind of person. I analyze everyone through their sigs and shit. And you don't have a sig, and I'm on damn near late every night, so I figured you go clubbing or something and drink alot, cause you're never on at night.

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oooooh do me...........................schwweet

This is gunna be eassy. You have a picture...

Judging from your picture, you seem like you love pussy! And you get a lot of it (no homo), you just look like that type of person who, when you go to parties, is just looking for a nice chick to bone. Not even to have a good time. You look like you're always in the circle of attention. You're comfortable with rapping on stage for people. You know you only live once, so you're just tryna live it to the fullest. You my friend, are also a drunk, but not like Kirk. I wanna say you don't really smoke a lot, but you have and you do smoke. Not a fighter, but hates beefing on the street. You look like you got so drunk once, that you woke up and didn't know where you were and how you got there.
You're serious about this rap. You want to be the best at it, and better than everybody else. You would start yo own label before signing to one. You don't look like leader material though. You're just fun!

Lol, my last few posts are at like 4 and 5 in the morning, I think.

P.S. - Wawa is a 24 hour store.

Lol, now tell us how we are different drunks.

You, my friend Kirk, when you start drinking, your looking to get drunk so you can have a good time.

Summers on the other hand, before he starts drinking, he tells himself he won't get drunk this time, but eventually he does get drunk.

Lol, I have a good time not being drunk. And I have a 'I'll fuck you up in beer pong, i'll be right back my girl is gonna suck me off, whos ready for beer pong, there's still beer why isn't anyone still drinking, thanks for the pizza you want a beer, damn i won't be able to fix that in the morning, it's 6 am already?' time when I'm drunk.

haha ur crazy son

Sobe, you like to be different from everybody. And I know what you're thinking, don't everybody wanna be different, but you're a different kinda different.
Lemme explain...

If you was walking down the street and you seen somebody with the same...pants on as you, you would eye ball the kid and get upset. What you have, you want to be the only with it. But in the same sense, you start shit so you can see people bite off it, and get happy with yourself for being a leader, but mad at the copycat. You are a very wierd person at times. That's why you posted, "haha, ur crazy son" instead of just saying, "do me, do me"...you beat around the bush alot. You like things that move. Alot like you're sig. Mic Master Hung leaves me blank though. You posted that up so only you can know what it means. Your name is not unique, but you thought it would be funny and a good idea to name yourself that. Partying is not something you do too often. Rapping is not something that you could see yourself doing in the long run either...the rest of you is drawing a blank...

so am I right?

lmao those parts were right

and my first post was just saying you were crazy not "do me, do me".. good guess tho lol

Well, I got 80% of em right...I'm tight!

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do a spicca up :cool: werd

You are very comfortable about you sexuality. You love making people feel better. You love your heritage. Of course, Eazy E is your idol. You like non-fat girls, but you like to eat. Even if your weight says you probably shouldn't, you do. You like to look fly. You love rapverse, and this is your chill spot. You don't really see yourself being a rapper. I doubt you even have a rap book. You have terrible hand writing. You just got out of high school, and not really looking foward to college, but if you get that chance to go, you'll go, it's just not big on your list right now. Your 11 wins, I don't even think you wrote those verses yourself, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure I'm right. And you're going to deny it, of course. Parties is not something that you go to alot. You are the silly person in your group outside the net. You get everyone in the mood to do something. You're not a beef person, and you're not a gangsta. You don't steal. You don't smoke.

Right?

:) werd

Good Enough, I promise 75% correctness...And judging on your sig, you just seem like the type with terrible hand writing.

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so wassup

lol @ that

and excuse me if im wrong, but...
"just looking for a nice chick to bone." AND "Not even to have a good time"

are these two things NOT related?! :huh: since when?

im a human boy!

do me whenever you get back online

First off I want that third beat on your myspace. So hit me up and we'll talk.

Now,
Drinking is not something you do too often...and as much as you may doubt it, you don't get a lot of females. You are intimated by em, especially the top notch fine ones. You don't like to be embarrassed. You are very self conscious. As to why you're from the UK, I don't know. That's gives me a blank about you. But, in the same sense, You don't play alot of sports. Your not really a people person that much. You are more serious than fun, on a wide margin. Work first, then play is what you're about. Business before pleasure. You're not too creative, judging by your name, when it comes to laying something out, you're not that creative, but if you already have an idea in your head, it's easier to roll with it. Umm...let's see. That's about it for now...You were the hardest so far. I think it's because you keep to yourself alot.

Now, am I right?

Wait, I know I am!

Ooh do me. Not like that though. What letters do you take me for. That's the other one. And we all know who that is.

Now you my friend is a little overweight, but it's all good, because the chicks don't see you as a threat. You are a loving, caring person who just likes to have fun. You seem like the type that'll fall in love quickly. A fine girl is not the top priority on your list, you want a girl that has a personality, a sense of humor, a lot like you. And, no...looking for a chick to bone, and having a good time are not related, they are two different things.

Just for that comment, I can tell you are the type that would give into pure pressure easy. You're not a fighter, you're a lover. But, you could hang out with the wrong crowd from time to time.

Thank You for posting, and, please...come again..

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You are also a very serious person, business before pleasure, but in the same sense, you can have fun a lot....but dawg...you do drugs dont you? Not just weed...umm..that scares me..I may be wrong, but judging off your sig, you seem like that type of person who do drugs just to chill out and feel good.

Hmmm...What else...you are not a pimp, so your avatar is quite irrelavant, but still, you know how to get money out of some females. You're not very attractive to the ladies, you just know how to work your way on their good sides. Parties, nah! You don't do that alot. If you are at a party, you're the one throwing it. Not a big party, just a few friends over to have a couple drinks and chill out...Doing drugs! Bad! Time to stop that shit yo!...but...that's all I can sense from you...Your sig doesnt tell that much. But, you live on the edge, just a lil..nothing like Kirk, but just a lil. And you can hide your real self and put on a act when needed real good...


Right, Right?

You talk a lot. Maybe too much. Might wanna chill that out. You are tha type that can let your mouth get you in trouble, and you know it, you just want to make everyone laugh, but theres times to do that and theres time to not do that. You act like you don't care about things, when in all actuality you do. Skateboarding, you probably do that? I'm not too sure. If you do, you're not that great at it, you're ok, but not the shit.
Rapping is a hobby, not something you could see yourself doing. You don't think of yourself as any good. You put yourself down a lot, but in the same sense, you are kinda conceited..No, not conceited, but cocky! The rest is coming to a blank. Drugs and alcohol are not you, you're a minor.

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yo .

That's just creepy. But I'm not a minor anymore. I just stopped drinking and smoking cuz I'm cheap. Everything else is right. You win I guess.

You are not Chris Brown my friend.

You are a porn addict. Not just because I read your name, I just see you as a porn addict. Jacking off alot (no homo)...But, you do get pussy from time to time, your just fairly quick...(no homo). You hate dumb ass people. You wish everyone in the world could be smart and the dummies out. I would like to say yo hang out with friends on a regular, but that's too much. You look for girls at all times. You're not thinking bout settling down and making a family for quite a while. If you do...You are not too attractive to the females, but...you can get females drunk and have your way with them. That's all I see from you...You like girls that are easy to get but, not too easy. You don't like to work for what you get...most things you want handed to you.

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I garentee 75% correctness...You can tell a lot about a person from their sigs and their post.

heyy...........

I have been with the same girl 4 over a year now. I get pussy every night, I kick it with my bros daily.

Things you got correct.

You hate dumb ass people. You wish everyone in the world could be smart and the dummies out.
You are a porn addict. Not just because I read your name, I just see you as a porn addict.

You care alot what people think about you...especially the girls. You strive to make everyone happy. Not too much of a sense of humor outside the net, but you are not a quiet person. You are a minor. But, you have done some things in your life, that you regret today, but you kinda dont because you know thats what made you who you are today. I dont think you have a GF and havent had one for a few months. You don't really know how to treat a girl that much, but, no matter what, you'll never turn gay. You hate gays with a passion. lmao @ your sig...Why not get someone to make one for you. You try to do things on your own a lot, but never turn out the way you want them to. For example, putting a bookcase together or something of that nature, you would read the instructions, and try to put it together, but it never comes out right. Your a coo person to your friends tho, you can take a lot of punishment. Meaning, jokes...when everyone joking on you, you can take it quite good. But, you do try to clap back from time to time. You enjoy life and would never consider suicide. You could never see yourself as some body else.