Why the fuck do girls always go for assholes?
 

Right, this is something I've always been pissed off at and it's always haunted me throughout my life, because I'm not sexy and nearly always land up in the 'friend zone'. The one exception to this is when I got with this girl who lives 130 miles away who is perfect for me. Seriously I hate it when people overuse the word 'love', but I geniounly loved her, and still do. Like she's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen let alone gotten with, and she's intelligent and funny and all that which makes her the complete package, except the gay ass distance.

But where I lived I just couldn't pull to be honest, I always pull when I go on holiday just not where I live. But whatever happened I was a NICE guy. But I was tired of seeing all these girls playing my friends and fucking them over time and time again, and I was tired of seeing the SAME bitches getting fucked over by complete assholes. So this Summer I changed my whole attitude. I saw the girl who lives 130 miles away twice and both were pretty much perfect days and I was left missing her. But instead of becoming depressed I found my mojo and it took over me with a vengeance. Like in the last 2 weeks alone I've pulled 5 different girls which is pretty awesome at 15, and lost my virginity on the floor of M&S toilets as I explained in a previous thread (no I am not proud).

Last night for instance I pulled 2 more hoes, one of them I've known since I was like 10 and previously didn't really get on at all. But damn, what the fuck? I'm a complete asshole and I'm getting girls for it. Why are these hoes so stupid? It makes me sick to be honest, but I praise the Lord for helping me find my mojo and may it continue to shine throghout my life.

But are any of you guys (honestly, I don't want you all saying you own pimp cains and use them frequently) players or do you get played by hoes?

i DEFINITELY feel you, girls say they like one thing (nice guys), but always go for the jerkoffs... but, as far as the "not being sexy" thing, you gotta know when to turn the sexy on playboy :cool:

I agree on how ur ugly.



and if your not a badboy, you gotta know how to work the other game with other chicks.

like be romantic or cute. that gets chicks.

Well that's the thing, I've been put down by people for ages and it's left me feeling unsexy. But the thing is I used to be a bit tubby but now I work out a lot and am 6 ft 3 with pretty phat muscles and that in itself is pretty fucking sexy. But I just use my humour on them and then slide my arms round them and start holding them, then go in for the kiss. It works loads, you should try it.

You always call me ugly yet have only seen one pic of me to be honest. In that pic I'd been running around for 90 mins playing in centre midfield which is the most tiring position in Football so of course I was going to be looking pretty fucked. If you ever saw me in real life you'd realise I look nothing like that pic.

nah man.... girls love it when a guys smooth...being romantiv and shit like that.... be nice

but then when in bed...fuck her rough man...handel her good...slap the asss..grab the neck....she'll love that shit.... she wont need no asshole then....



* hahah grab the neck... yo man.. they like it...just dont choke em... like...

fuck her doggystyle..grab the back of the neck man.... hahaha

maybe.

but still. i know guys like you. and what ur speaking of won't get you any good looking chicks. and be honest, I know you haven't scored with any hot chicks. maybe decent looking chicks at best. but no hot ass chicks.

you gotta stop thinking about your friends, and focus more on you. be a attention whore. girls like guys who other guy friends repect that guy.

iono about when you get older.

but me myself in highschool, what chicks want is someone who is popular and have respect.

the rest doesn't matter, you can't really be ugly, decent looking is fine enough, if u got popularity then you'll grab chicks. thats where the badboy thing comes in.

No I landed two hot ass chicks, like really hot ass, the rest were decent and a couple were eh. The one who lives 130 miles away is fucking stunning, I'm not even kidding, and this one I pulled last week was fucking hot as well.

How come you've never posted your pic? I always imagined you to be a skinny looking white boy but I'd LAUGH if you turned out to be some 7 foot black guy. And by the way how old are you actually? You never ever said.

16.

and I am white.

I'm european. I look alot italian.

6'1 and i weigh 170

And i haven't done shit with alot of girls. i don't really do that. I go out with hot girls for a wile. only had 3 girlfriends. 2 asians and 1 italian.

and I'm in that PIC tourney, so you'll see my pic soon.

^^ you dont fuck girls?? you prude?? thats cool man... onyl way to be 100% safe sex is to not havbe it right? lol go for it

I'm still a virgin.

I've done fourplay. lots of times.

I'm waiting for this one girl. that i've been on and off with. we've down fourplay and shit. but she didnt want sex yet. i want my first time with her.

cuz assholes dont give them the attention they want and think they deserve....... so they get so hung up on "why doesnt he like me?! or treat me nice?" and basically all u gotta do is then treat her nice like once, and ur in.......

everyone wants wat they cant have....... and usually the girls that go for assholes all the time are still immature and haven't made enough mistakes to realize that they should actually be with someone who they naturally click with......

Here's a good metaphor for you, Appo:

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

^^^^^^ hahah nice.......... yea, girls are just way too immature right now........ and too bad it wont be until ur outa college wen they'll start to realize that goin for the asshole is prolly not the best way....... especially if ur a girl who WENT to college and actually have somethin goin for u

I should clone myself, but switch the gender around. The perfect soul mate.

:hump:

^^^ u'd have ugly babies tho

Done my girl in the ass once in 2 years she doesnt like it lol.....Her favourite quote before we shizzel...... " Put it were it should be "....but i aint complaining lol like 50 times in 2 years and im 15.

Are you calling me ugly, or are you saying that inbreeding would make them all fucked up?

Either way, :thumbup:

heh, lemme tell you why, what a girl wants the most is what she can't have. girls are used tohaving sucker ass dudes cater to them, that's not exciting. they like the asshole because he doesn't kiss their ass son. he's the challenge, and beingthat a female wants nothing more than attention and approval from everyone, she'll be compelled to throw her self at that asshole.

and that's real talk.

now go fuck your selves.

^^^^^^ u should read the thread.... cuz thats wat i said hoe..... and its funny cuz im startin to do that asshole thing... well not REAL big asshole, but i dont treat them like anythin or anyone special..... and now even wen i HAVE the girl (like as a gf, not just a hookup) i still pull the asshole thing and they do MORE for me then than wen i used to be nice and do good things for them... its the weirdest shit....

^man fuck readin a thread 9/10ths of the posts ain't even on topic so why bother lol.

but yeah, i wouldn't call my self an asshole, i just do my do and never have a problem with women. and that's for got damn sure

atleast we on the same page....... girls arent really the big mystery alotta guys like to make them out to be...... but its gay that in most cases i cant just be myself to get a girl..... cuz im usually a real nice guy, but that shit just doesnt work unless u already have the girl.......

^Fux i see you eye to eye on that one

and word man chicks really ain't that confusin, i think chicks are easier to read than most my friends are lmao, just gotta undertand what their priorities are

I don't know about you guys, but girls usually go for my dick.... :whacky:






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1st day of skool, im punchin every hot girl in tha face. ima git pussy like a mafucka now, werd

because I'm not sexy and nearly always land up in the 'friend zone'


LMAO

Thats All

^man if you're in the "friend zone" you got the biggest in and you don't even see it

Hmm..that's too long to be reading right now, but going off tha title..I agree!

I be seeing some fine ass bitches at work with tha corniest RV looking niggas...shit be making me mad, like she could be with a real nigga *like me*, but she choose this square ass square butt.

Why be in the friend zone when you can be in the fuck zone ?


Dont settle for less

This wouldn't even be neccecery if people would just be upfront about their intentions. If you wanna be friends with the girl then theres no prob. If u want more than say it, if she wants u thats her, if she doesnt then thats it. She might even change her mind. It's not that complicated. People need to stop violating people's trust and shit. I hate when some girl is my "friend" and the whole time shes after more shit. I dunno, I have a shitload to say about girls and their love for assholes, but I'm kinda doing good with girls right now so I'm not gonna bitch.

This was so unbelievably funny... mainly cause this convo me and Dooms was having bout member mugshots. LMAO

Oh..did it hafto do wit tha convo?

it's clear you don't understand wtf i said.

no i understood what you said entirely. Im stating my opinion. The only reason he gets placed into the friend zone is cuz thats all theyll ever want from him. What youre saying is the way in is thru the friend zone. Get to be friends with them and youll have an easier time trying to get with them.

Fuck bein all friendly and blah blah you gotta be like "Bitch we can yip yap jaw jap and blah blah but eventually you know your gonna let me beat so why waste valuable time talkin when you could put that tongue to better use"*

*Only works on non English speaking women, given your rich

blah blah blah man, if dudes stuck in the friend position he can turn that around and get laid sooner than any dude that's new on the scene. ain't the first choice obviously but he can still play his hand to his advantage

once again son it's clear you didn't understand wtf i said.

My gf calls me an asshole all the time lmao.......


Treat em mean keep em keen buddy............

lmao when i read the title i thought u meant.. literally... like they actually go for ur asshole wtf

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