Yo why the hell do fat chicks always have one cute friend??
 

and vice versa.

i know about the contrast and what not but wtf....

So that you are nice to them...duh

the cute friend hangs with the fat chick so SHE looks like a fucking dime
she goes from a 5 or 6 to an 8 or 9 with a fat bitch next to her

yes :)

And the fat ones are almost always loud and annoying........

i hate fat loud annoying bitches.... the typa bitch.. where you been workin on her friend all night and this fat btich dont shut up... got damn... bargin in rooms with locked doors and shit... spill beer all over da place...typa chick you wanna throw a shoe at

^ Word. It's like, you're fat and ugly, why the fuck do you have to have an annoying as fuck personality to go with it as well?

mo'nique...fuck i hate her

She think fat girls is gunna be in, in the next 5 years.

im telling you
if you see a fat chick with a skinny cute friend
hit on the fat chick
watch the skinny one try to get with you
its like "your talking to HER over ME?"
trust me it works
also works with the ugly friend, hit on her 1st, then the cute one will want to know whats your deal

i dont like the one fat freind in a girl group...that cts like shes not fata nd ugly..and dresses with slutty. lol ehhhhhhhhhh

yo, lol
but you ever noticed how the fat busted bitch in the crew be jigged up?
with the newest jordans and some baby phat gear
fresh to def!!!
but 4 sizes too small so you see her rolls hang over her belt lmao
i hate that shit

The 3:1 factor is just one of those aspects of nature's balance.

Fat chicks can't even fit in doors.

They envy that one cute girl.

i dont get it...are u guys talking about the face or the body or both?

anyhows yeah,if u notice most fat girls do have a way pretier face than the skinny ones...most skinny girls with a hot shape have an awful face...one my freinds(guy) saod he got this hot shaped girl with a shirt on her face...would apexx or any of y'all do that FO REAL?


...thats funny but wickid

Does it work the other way around?

do good looking guys chill with fat slobs? think about it.

would i have sex with a chick with a shirt over her face? nah, i'm not that desperate for pussy. a chick willing to have sex with a shirt over her face, got no respect for her self and that right ther alone would make the pussy worthless to me.

But you're right SOME fat chicks do have cute faces, and damn I've seen many fat chickswhere i was like "man, if only she lost...xx lbs she'd be a dime piece".

sadly, they just turn into cockblockers :X

^^^for real its like some fatties got a fine face make me think (or sometimes say) "man if she was slimmer i'd mess with her but i aint tryna mangle my shit up so i can't touch her for health reasons"

but i hate UGLY loudmouth fat chicks

my question is if you're ugly and fat why wuold you want to draw attention to yourself why not just try sink into a very big shadow or some shit and try not to be seen

and to answer your question:

It's one of life's ongoing punchlines

So they can get laid. If you want to hook up with the cute friend, but you can't get her fat friend's approval, you ain't getting any action from the cutie because the fattie will cockblock. So you find a friend who will hookup with anything to be wingman and take one for the team while you get with the cutie.

lmao yeah that's type true, the fat broad wouldn't have no exposure to guys without the cute friend lol. that makes a lotta sense

to answer serb....... sometimes "good lookin" guys hang out with one ugly guy or a couple ugly guys but not as much as girls do it...... and usually wen im with a guy I KNOW is one goofy/ugly lookin dude its basically cuz we're goin to a party or somewhere that there are girls, and hes gonna be a wingman to get rid of the fat chick.......

or cuz he has some sort of good quality about him..... such as a car, money, or nice house to chill at

The real question is how come some ugly chics end up bein the coolest...n' the fine ones try n act bitchy...(they kno the bidness wit me though ;) )

& you know what's really messed up??? that the fine chick is the one that's always down n ready to fuck, if thats the occasion.. and the fat chick is the friend thats like "ae you sure you wanna do this, i dont think this is right.. lets leave" like a cockblocker type.. that fucks me up man.. i hate that.

Right now i got a cute girl she's hott athletic nice personality just everything about her is what ive been looking for

and of fucking course she's got a 5'2 friend whose heavier than me...like no joke i call her oompa loompa

she's a cock block i mean im not desperate i dont need action 24/7 at all...but like yo back the fuck up and let me do my thing.....ill be cuddling with tha chick and her busted friend will be like jessie will u get me a drink....

like BITCH get the fuck up n get ur fat ass 1 urself...seriously lol

and not only that...i cant bring the girl around my crew cuz she has her oompa loompa taggin along everywhere....shits embarrasing

tho i get my laughs..except for wen we go swimming and the chicks stretch marks are bigger than my body :-(

i think it's cuz the cute chick is frustrated son. most of the guys that hit on her are on that "yo baby yo baby yo baby" bullshit and she knows she should be getting better quality dudes than that. But the better quality dudes are intimidated!!

...cept for one...[/hot girl fuckerizer]


and word up man cockblockers should be burned at the stake!!

fat girls will straight bust in a locked room when youre fucking like lets go im bored...

i fucking just yelled at the last one the last time that happenned "GET the FUCK out of here"

i figure you might as well try to fight back that way you got at least like a 50% chance of her staying...thats my new strategy...plus if the bitch does leave you at least got to make a fat girl cry..thats worth something...ah well...

fuck fat girls...except i got this one chubby bitch that just loves to suck dick...she sucks mine twice a day when shes at her moms...ive got her suckin my friends dick too shes a straight up freak...

anyway im kinda fucked up and off topic but theres my two cents...

ahhahha so fuckin true lmao

just call em lonley son, like "stop hatin, you lonely fuck!" shit usually serves as a reality dick slap and they can't hate without lookin more lonely

haha im gonna do that shit...

nah bitch you come in here and lick my toes...you aint gotta be lonely...

might work...ill have a threesome with a fat bitch fuck it...

^shit, I'd have a threesome with a fat chick, if her holdin a camera counts as a threesome

Fuck Cockblockin' Fat Bitches.

Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em.

That's my take

not so much a threesome as much as her licking my ass while the hot one sucks my dick or something along those lines...

Lmao... gotta love schema.

yeah i'm not down for nothin near my ass, so the fat bitch is pretty much cut outta the equasion

aside from the fact i get turned off seeing the mas of fat and skin she calls a nekkid body

hahahahahahahahahahaha @ the realness of this thread...

word...

yo schema, if you'll do the fat chick, i gotta get you a shirt like this:

its weird cuz the fat chicks are either the most fuckin annoyin bitches u will ever meet, or they will be the most down to earth people with a good personality....... but yea, fat bitches (or just real ugly bitches) in a group of friends is the worst cuz u gotta almost flirt with the fat/ugly one to catch the attention of the hot chick

fucka fat chick

n i'd usually tell em to suck my dick but in this occasion...i'd rather they not :/

Fat chicks cater to ya ego (Eddie Murphy)

man its always a shit show... I play junior hockey... its all about wheelin the chicks... there are always puckbunnies around the rink who want you for your hockey... and the fact that you play hockey..... period.... they usually have dirty friends... the rookies have to take one for the team most times.....

stook the fat chick... so the vets can wheel her hot friends easy.. without fat chick influence n shit....

sucks for the rooks.... but they know their place...