Week 6 Mag by Lampejo
 

Intro:

So once again, this week's mag is late. Due to the fact that Untold has been very busy and has alot of shit going on in his life. So with that being said i took it upon myself to write up a quick little mag of last weeks battles and everything that went down.

Battle Reviews:

This past week was extremly slacking with all of the no-shows.. So since there was so many no-shows im just going to post up the battles to which there is actaully a point to.

Daubs (3-2) vs. Tony Brown (3-2)
This was a very good battle.. Daubs came with the very played Group-e line that everyone thought was so dope for soem reason when people have been using it all season. Tony had the Adams Apple line and the D line. All in all tony won this battle but daubs got more votes so daubs won.

TeamOne (1-4) vs. Sonny Dimebags (1-2)
This was not a good battle at all. Both droped some stupid ass wack shit and thats that. oh yeah Sonny ended up winning

Aeral (5-0) vs. Methods (0-1)
Aeral came wiht some good shit and a nice feed off methods wack attempt at a violent punch. All in all this was very one sided and Aeral took this easly.

DaTrusHurtz (5-0) vs. JTR (4-0)
When i saw this match up i was like yeah this will be a very close battle. And it was.. they both came with alright punches but it was DTH's personal that gave him the win over JTR.

SPul (4-1) vs. Luciano (3-2)
This was a very onesided battle. right after both was posted some of spuls cronies started comming in and voting... spul ended up winning 5-0

Untold (3-2) vs. Educated (1-0)
Lame battle here... educated droped lame as fuck for some reason and untold dropped almost as bad... Untold won

Serbness (3-2) vs. K (2-1)
K took this one with ease.. he had a nice feed and his first bar was dope aswell... Serb just came wack like he always do. But for some reason people voted for serbs wack shit... K swayed... Serb dq'd for not voting. K dq'd for sway. LAME

N. Tavarez (4-1) vs. SlicKnife (3-2)
This was a dope battle... Probably the best one all season. Votes kept going back and forth between Slick and NT but the final result was NT 5 Slick 4. NT took a very rough battle this week.

That was it for the battles this week except no-shows

Battle Of The Week
Hot vs Slick

im keeping it clear, out in the streets is where this weakling appears...
yeh, youve got the groundwork to do well...so good luck in your sweeping career
vs
Look
My braggings strong, you cant come for the ride----get dragged along
Get such a beatdown, I'll just throw you a hook...you'll almost have song!
You dumb bitch, no one knows your alive
When friends bring Knife to gunfights...they leave em there n hope that he dies
vs
you suck kid & talk about feeding - your not a star as such...
how you gonna make it to the real thing
..............................when you couldnt EVEN playoff my bar above???

Top 6 Punches

Groupie for who? not you, ya not hot
He still wont get the Point
Cuz last i checked, D's only good for turnovers n blocked shots

6.Town Brown

Bitch best believe ya limbs'll snap pop n crackle when i grapple
Ima treat u like Cereal, make u eat a Cap n' Crunch ya adam's apple
5. Town Brown

im keeping it clear, out in the streets is where this weakling appears...
yeh, youve got the groundwork to do well...so good luck in your sweeping career

4.Slick Knife
My braggings strong, you cant come for the ride----get dragged along
Get such a beatdown, I'll just throw you a hook...you'll almost have song!

3.N. Tavarez
You dumb bitch, no one knows your alive
When friends bring Knife to gunfights...they leave em there n hope that he dies

2. N. Tavarez
you suck kid & talk about feeding - your not a star as such...
how you gonna make it to the real thing
..............................when you couldnt EVEN playoff my bar above???

1. Slickknife



Interview
Will be edited in soon.

Outro
This mag sucks yeah i know... But whatever its better then not having a mag at all so you all can lick my ass and be greatful you stupid hoecakes.. Now im off to go back to RB..

lmao tonys "Groupie for who? not you, ya not hot
He still wont get the Point
Cuz last i checked, D's only good for turnovers n blocked shots" line was 1000 times more played than the group E. i searched for group e punches after u said it was played and only found 1 other?

I think you were the 4th to use it, people just mighta spelled it differently and your search didn't find it. I don't know why that line from Tony was ranked tho, that was definately a pretty played idea.

only DTH and aeral should be above me in ranks
i dropped battle of the week like twice in a row
only lost once to aeral in a tight contest and DTH is undefeated
so unless you undefeated i dont see who else should be ranked above me


MAYBE THIS WILL GET AN ANSWER IN THIS THREAD

This was a very onesided battle. right after both was posted some of spuls cronies started comming in and voting... spul ended up winning 5-0

^lmao oh man..... word. Me and my cronies will RULE the world! BAHAHAHAHAA!

hmmm.......nvm, dont wanna start nothin lol

such a bullshitty week already

Serbness (3-2) vs. K (2-1)
K took this one with ease.. he had a nice feed and his first bar was dope aswell... Serb just came wack like he always do. But for some reason people voted for serbs wack shit... K swayed... Serb dq'd for not voting. K dq'd for sway. LAME


? yeah I can see why I get screwed over in this league now.

Blah you made the mag look ugly... you was suposed to click edit on my post and then copy and paste that so it would look all pretty and ish.. But whatever...

And if anyone got a problem start writing the mags then... yall bitchin before about a mag then i wrote one and yall still say ish... but yeah the ranksings was basically based on last weeks proposal and all that and who i thought will be who to look out for in the playoffs.

Edit... what happened to the top 10 ranksings.?

im not disresceptin you in anyway....

this mags garbage.

i wasn't busy either. i told u fuckers if ya'll kept fuckin around, not showin and givin me shit to critique, i wasn't gonna waist time on givin a mag.

say what u want and say what u may, but i know for a fact my magz are better than this shit.

awww i love you 2 =////

defo .

^^^ Why aren't you in the LBL? It definately needs some more members

Im not interested in the league at the moment.

Only just gettin back into text at the minute, been concentrating on audio init.

^init you silly old chav you :shoot:

holy crap this week is looking worse than last week.

i'll still make a mag as soon as all the battles are closed.

VOTE PEOPLE!