Ways to pass drug tests
 

...Anybody know anything that works? Marijuana is the drug.

Google.........

tons of cranberry juice:thumbup:

drink vinigar.......................lots of it

smoke crack, they won't even pay attention to the ganja..

LMAO^^^^^do that

Lmfao

when theyre doin tha test, start shakin n shit. n then tell them u have MS n u smoke it fo that. my uncle had MS n he had medicable shit. werd

What the hell is MS?

sum fucked up disease. my uncle would always b shaking n shit n he died from it. i remember once at thanksgivin, he wuz shakin hiz head forward n shit, n my dads like "hey Dale, can i have $100?" haha, werd

Lmfaooooooooooooooooo

you can find liquid subtances for passing drug tests at your local smoke shop, drink a lot of vinigar, or go to like a health store and get some system cleaning pills, anything else most likely won't work.

Gee whillikers, has the stupid train come to obvious camp today or what?

Here's a novel idea, how bout you don't take drugs when you decide to take up a job that requires a drug test!

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crann berry juice i aint shitting you drink like 4 liters itll clean u right out

shit and piss a lot, take somin that makes you piss n shit a lot. But one thing I have to say "never do ex if you have to take a drug test cause estacy comes up as crystal meth in a drug test" because ex has meth in it.

I guess you didnt realise that the weed is the drugg that stays in your system the longest. Good luck. You'll have a noticibly high THC level for a few more weeks.

only yo dumb ass would think ready clean would work

smh..

man drink tons of green tea..u wanna piss bout 5 times per hour

take bout 2 shots of vinegar every 2 hours

shits disgusting...and it will make ya stomach hurt

jus keep chuggin green tea and pissing as much as u can

u want ya piss 2 keep comin like a machine..like u cant stop it

get the green tea that u have 2 boil...dont buy that bottled shit

u can take some niacin..but see how many u can take every couple hours

cuz the shit gone make u scratch the skin off yo ass....

i got 2 bitches that work 4 drug testing spots...so get @ me if u need

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I hope it's a urine test, if it's hair you're screwed.

well the easiest way to pass a drug test would probably be.....


dont take drugs u fuckin moron

My cousin just bought some synthetic urine from this place for like, $25. He taped it to the back of his nutsack and went in and used that shit. Just do that.

in a drug test, the piss has to be warm so most likely that's a waste of 25 bucks. when you smoke weed the THC stays in your fat cells so if someone stops smoking weed for about a week it's still gonna be in your system no matter what, the only thing vinegar and cranberry juice will do is reduce the THC volume. So all that shit that makes you piss every minute most likely won't work unless you're doing it for a week straight or something.

and Paranoid Research not all exstacy has Crystal Meth in it. It's just whoever your supplier gets it from isn't real exstacy, real exstacy is MDMA

Yeah, considering he got the job I'm willing to bet he doesn't see it as a waste of money.

My cousin is on probation, he's had someone who is clean piss for him which is basically doing the same thing as spending 25$ on some fake piss, they can't submit piss that isn't warm.

First of all JTR weed isnt the longest staying in drug. Acid is. you can have acid trip outs 3 years from the day you took it.

shit stays with you for ever.


and dude, its a drug test for what? just a regular drug test? cuz bitch please its only weed. wtf is a doctor gonna do? majoirty of the time doctor doesn't say shit.

Dude, I don't know what you're going on about. I gave an idea that worked for a friend of mine. I'm willing to bet he found a way to keep it warm because he got the job and he submitted synthetic urine instead of his own.

No, that would be an acid flash back, and you can have those 20 years after you took it. That's not the point, the actual drug itself leaves your system quicker then Marijuanna. THC stays in your system longer then any other drug. Pleeeeeeease

Thanks for all the tips.

Drinking draino would be suffecient

Most jobs have switched over to hair follicle testing, which can find weed in your hair from when most of yall were in baby years. You can get it out of your system all you want, but its still going to be on the top of your head.

g deuce you serious lol

Listen to luciano...

Green tea dude.

Stop smoking.

Ya, I did a hair sample drug test.

But the drug only shows up if you haven't cut your hair for a long time. Some forensic scientist told me if you shave your head, then it will disappear.

That's not an option.

Bullshit.

You guys are fucking morons... I just did this 6 months ago to get my job... I got my brothers piss, and put it in a tuperware container. Then i got a nut cup, put it on and put the container in it... I put some handwarmers i got from kmart around them, passed.