Last weekend Jessica alba
 

was at my school filming a movie.


I didn't see her, but she is still around my area, and tmr she is gonna be right by my hood.


shit is tight, 2nd time she has been real close to my area.

rofl @ you being earths biggest groupie.

earths?

dude get the fuk outta here

rofl @ not disagreeing your a groupie, jus disagreeing that your "earth" biggest.

You allways jizz in your undies when someone either famous or a famous sexy hoe is near your local. Your not gonna fuck her, your not gonan get close enough to drool on her and studder your words while tryna hide your 1 inch ercetion.

so who the fuck cares?!

Your earths biggest groupie!

Get back to me when you fuck her, i'd like to know how that goes.

why blindfold yaself and smoke...is he testing his hand coordination or something?

if you didn't see her, who cares? she might as well be in fuckin china

rofl "around ur hood" hopefully she dont get shot

kind of a lil too dangorous for celebrities dont u think???
but serbness u gangsta right???

lmaooooo.

"LOLZ! I GOT A GREAT IDEA! LETS TRY SMOKING...WITH A BLINDFOLD ON!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes, he says LOLZ.

i'm smoking a cigarette with my eyes closed now i'll update you A.S.A.P

blah fuck that...i could burn myself and i already got too many cigarette burns through being drunk and gettin peeps to put them out on my left arm -_-

jackass....fuck that!!! hard too!! if you got game

My hood isn't gangsta. I don't live in the same area, i moved last year.

although i do go back alot to my old place.

ummmmmmmmm, i mean, once Jessica Alba was on the same beach as me in hawaii, but u dont see me jizzin in my pants.... well, i mean, u dont see me jizzin now talkin about it

I wonder if a midget has started humping her leg before...

Anyone know where I can find a midget?

bull now u just tryin ta cover ur own ass up from lookin like an idiot
which is kind of too late...dude u woulda said where i used ta live
if u was bein serious u wouldnt even bother agknowleging it
cuz you dont have ta prove to nobody but u that it was a hood

just be real bout it for christ sake

rofl.

dawg, when i said hood, i meant it short for neighbourhood. however u fuking spell it.

^^*fucking* not fuking for starters

So what are you doing on the internet? You should be out stalking her. All celebrities like that sort of thing.

As for smoking blindfolded, w/ eyes closed.. in theory, you should be able to better savor the taste. When people do wine tasting, you always see them do it with their eyes closed to heighten their sensory input.

breh i bet you were pissing out jizz like a dude who held urine in his bladder for 6 hours would...