what are some of the best punhlines you ever heard?
 

Best punchlines of all time??
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What are the best punchlines u have ever heard...

"you rely on M16's like D12"...think about that bitch.....-Apathy

"Breakin in cribs with a chrome bar
I wasn't 'poor', I was po', I couldn't afford the 'o-r" - Big L

"Just say the word ill leave ur DNA on the curb
Stick my dick in ur ear and fuck what u heard" - Rakim



"Check the time its around that hour..lil niggaz they aint round that powder
The aint super or luigi or mario they aint found that power..They couldnt spit fire if they found that flower"
-Joe Budden

"They think we spellin iverson when the beef all done cuz you be on I-Vs in the E-R son"- 40 Cal

Just a few off the best off the top..feel free to add

Been done before but whatever.

Joe Budden Game over-

"This fag can't be for real he's gettin at me
he gon need more than a shield and Vick Mackie"

I watch that show the shield since season 1, you just gotta realize how hard vick mackey. I was like "DAMN that's a lot of fire power son.

budden is dope

''nigga's hate to think ima legend...
and comming at me with Envy like kevin spacey in seven''

i'll drop more later

Joe Buddens

"just when I gathered whats left
I had to knock on wood like Hank Gather's head"

"them niggas'll still hit em
they know the hood's too poor to hire CSI and Gill Grissom"

i got a million and 1 budden punchlines thats outraegous

"cowards.. know the toys bust loco
thats why they tryina dap my hand like the boys club logo"

"make em put that tool to use
and these niggas'll be in the game shakin like Mahmood Abdul Raouff"

"far as rappers, Im thinkin they fraud,
call him all rubix cubes, cause I really use to think they was hard, HAR!
for once trust me, you dont wanna start problems
the pound'll make you Eddie Curry with a heart problem
so if you on the block, with only a few grams man
then you a BIRD nigga Toucan Sam"

FUCK IT! His entire verse in 6 minutes of death is a quotable

I don't like Ja Rule...but always liked the personal nature of this one MAN HE RIPPED EMINEM the peices with this one he also ripped the shit out of fifty

"Em ya claim ya mothers a crack head and kim is a known slut,
Whats Hailey gonna be when she grown up?"

That is harsh there...but a good way to handle beef...
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[QUOTE=tornado220]Best punchlines of all time??
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"They think we spellin iverson when the beef all done cuz you be on I-Vs in the E-R son"- 40 Cal

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What song is that? That's tough.

Lloyd Banks...this is not my fav. but was tight

He rocking a watch full of dummy rocks,
who ever rocks those is a dummy...

pffffffffttttttttttttt

"ill snap ur triger finger in 6 spots, u'll havta lick hyperdermic needles it lick shots"
diabolic

i seen ur single on sale, for 99 cents WHAT? a blank CD's a dolla 50, YOUD make MORE if u'd SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!"
chino XL

"the bling era was cute, but it's bout to be done, i'll leave u "full'a'clipse" like the moon blocking the sun"
immortial technique

fuck ya'll, u dont impress me, and cant test me, a nigga so ill i got aids scared to catch me"
canibus

"i grab mics n push niggas to the left, so fast they hearts and up on the right side of they chest"
canibus

"put one between his "I's" like the S in mississisippi"
papoose

"i'll shoot u through the wall till you become next door neighbors"
papoose

"if u go platnum, it's nothing to do with luck, jus means 1 million ppl r stupid as fuck"
immorial techniquue"

"you been in the closet so long, im bout to donate u to the salvation army"
chino xl

"n inbetwwen albums, i become a masked man, like batman, n stalk my own rap fans"
canibus

"you wouldnt sell 2 copies if u made a dubble album"
eminem

"theirs where me n ya girl bang like 2 gangs"
apathy

"take me to court, thats how u do thangs, i hit u u scream ill "suuu" like wu tang"
tash

"if u ever try to floss on me up in a cypher, your platnum will fall apart like it was made of nymika"
immortial technique

"im the next best thing to X, oral sex, food stamps n welfare checks"
capone

"n ima ride till my daughters like "daddy r we their yet""
chino XL



i realize these not all punches...billl illest shit ever...

"im the illest nigga alive, watch me prove it, ill snatch ya crown with ya neck still atached to it"

canibus

"ill call ya bluff like it had a phone number"
canibus

"when a man writes off the world it's done in sloppy misspelled words, when a girl writes off the world it's done in cursive"
sage francis

could go on for weeks

Canibus's Buckingham Palace has so many damn quotables

"You so chicken you should come with a large drink and a biscuit"

then there was that line he had that was like

"If you cut the head of with a sharp enough weapon the brain will remame in consious for 10 seconds thats long enough for me to give you a message and you could go to hell and tell lucifer I said it" thats some crazy shit there

lol Canibus is just ill and shit

Uhhhh Chino XL has some tight shit to like

"To understand what I said you'd need more brain fluid thats in the seven seas'

lol iono to much shit

"dont even talk about guns..the only 9 you got..is a $5 bill and 4 1's" - canibus

I got lines that'll pop eyes like chicken and biscuits

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

slut. hahahahahaha man, thats the dopest concept i've ever heard.

"I ghostwrite, if I want I could let Diddy diss ya" - Royce da 5'9"

And niggaz know I go hard to the fullest;
Get involved,
And I got em' playin' dodgeball wit bullets. - LIL WAYNE

U ain't did it til U done it like in fives states
Weezy-hustle, No blubber, I put on weight.
And in da drought
I go on a diet and strecth more
Lose all dat weight, leave a nigga wit stretch marks - LIL WAYNE

Real Shit
I'm duckin' bombs from a drug war
No religion, but da cops swear dat I'ma drug lord - LIL WAYNE

I keep my head, both of them where they supposed to be
Hoes'll get you sidetracked then clap from closed feet-JAY-Z

My confederation, dead a nation, EXPLODE
on detonation, overload the mind of a said patient-JAY-Z

I stepped it up another level, meditated like a buddhist
Recruited lieutenants with ludicrous, dreams of
gettin cream let's do this, it gets tedious
So I keep one eye open like, C-B-S- JAY-Z


ALL I GOT FOR HOES IS HARD DICK AND BUBBLE GUM - BIG L

Is Big L slow? Hell no
Bitches get fucked on the roof when I ain't got no hotel dough
*JUST FUNNY TO ME* - BIG L

I'm tellin you shit is about to get drastic soon
I'm quick to blast a goon
And break a motherfucker like a plastic spoon - BIG L

This shit is eternal, I rock the Heavens well
Even if they won't let me in Heaven
I raise hell, till its Heaven - JAY-Z

Even a world with Amnesia wont forget ya name -JAY-Z

Surprise, I feel no fear when facing y'all
Betcha lyrics jump off the track like racing cars- JAY-Z

He didn't listen to what I was speakin
He started reaching
So I left him sleepin with his temple leaking - BIG L

I USED TO THINK RAPPING AT 38 WAS ILL
BUT LAST YEAR ALONE I GROSSED 38 MILL
I KNOW IM NOT QUITE 38, BUT STILL
THE FLOW SO SPECIAL, IT GOTTA 38 FEEL- JAY-Z

Now these baby ballers toy rappers
Calling out my name to bring the boy backwards
Shooting air balls at the basket
What you call money I paid more in taxes- JAY-Z

So when the 8'll blast, it'll hit his chest
but his whole background gon be gone, like we erased his past - T Rex

P.C., this mean Proceed with Caution
Protect yo Chest, or get Put in a Coffin
If ya Peeps dont Come home, the Probably Cut
I'm at the Place where you Chill, snatching Pies and Crust
HOLLOWMAN

My dot game, rush fast like the SWAT came
we real like Batman clothes, we will not change
them hot thangs, had him weaving til tha cops came
Then he start talkin like a parkeet thats not trained
So for my mozerella, dawgy, we could pop each other
I left his heart with no beat, it went acapella
Rex mean, but when I put the dots together
It'll murder ya whole family and put ya whole block together
T Rex



TOO TIRED TO THINK OF MORE

"abused as a child you scared to laugh they call you ugly" nas either

"Its a drought aint it, how the fuck would I know?...
Nigga I been gettin' my "cher" like sonny bono..." - LIL WAYNE

I made bling bling, im like a light house...
so tuck that ice in, cuz he aint iced out... - LIL WAYNE

"If you aint never stole a gate then you can take a fence" - EMINEM

"Put more niggaz in pits then brad man" - SHYNE

"But I'm above the surface of this rap circus
Writin more incredible verses on accident than you can on purpose" - CHINO

"My new album is Flo-Jo's heart, watch it blow up
You ain't just wack, you're what wack wants to be when it grows up" - Chino

abused as a child scared to SMILE they called you ugly..get it right you faggot

"its okay to talk about selling drugs,violence,and killin, but you get looked down at for doing songs for the children" - Kj 52

fuck a diss track peanut gallery wear it out
too much nuts for that, i'd much rather just air it out
so this thing come in handy-man, i bring the hammer
and leave u holier than the ten commandments...
-me

you damn liar, after seeing ya mans fire
I doubt they'll keep em 'posted' up in the city like band flyers - me

cock'n the aim high blow ya thoughts into gray skies
kill ya man too if I can find a coffin the same size- me

quick to pop the trunk like an elephant hunter - copywrite

I got a cock longer than the saga of the god father - The Saurus

hollows when it pop, cops follow the shots like rebounds - loaded lux

soon as we get to banging we leave em hanging like clothes lines - loaded lux

you got the type of flow you should be embarassed of
that shit been played out a while ago like wearing lugz
you and ya man are softer than a pair of doves
you just repeat what he says like a parrot does
this is the type of breeze through battle that aaron loves
he thought he could fade me because my hair is buzzed - Iron Solomon

are you serious with that joe buddens bull shit? he's aight..but all those "quotables" are whack as fuck...that shit is mad simple...seriously...get off the mans dick..i have yet to hear any quotables from him..he's just got nice delivery

I recycle old verses if I think nobody's heard it
In this rap game I'm nobody (Why?) Nobody's perfect - Rise

that shits wack to me
only time you spray clips is paintin guns in a factory -some guy i cant remember the name of now lmao, its on a track with esoteric though..

you make beats i'd rather rhyme to a metronome -celph titled

how embarresing
you guys are now stuck in the pitts like jennifer aniston - mareko

comin' to your city makin' it live
i get the last laugh like clown homicides - majik most