I have to take a drug test tomorrow, HELP
 

Seriously...

Last time I blazed was like 3 days ago about. At around 5:00pm

I got the test tomorrow early like 11:00 around

any suggestions? anything I can do to beat the test? Apparenlt it takes months to get it out of your system so i'm guessing i'm gonna be fucked

Here's a suggestion...stay off drugs






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*Awaits lame response of "Here's a suggestion, stay off dicks"*


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Yawns

If its a urine test then go buy a bag of oranges, orange juice and all that. Eat the oranges all night, wake up and eat oranges.

Citrus in the oranges will counter your urine and you should pass.

If its a blood test, then get a fake arm, fill it with someones elses blood :whacky:

you need the flush out pills you can get'em at gnc
or drink lots of cranberry juice
an i heard if you spray ya piss wit colonge it might void the test maybe im not sure

you can do the oranges thing, which is a good idea

or you can drink alot of water and green tea
green tea flushes and cleans out your system

Have someone piss for you

^^ not an option

ok ok this is good and all, but the test is TOMORROW.

Will the orange shit still work?

I got 7 oranges... is that cool? I got a bunch more... do you recomend eating them like a few hours before the test or the day before or both?

should I take a piss after I eat the oranges or should I hold it in until the time of the test?

what about grape fruit? that has citrus too.

would drinking orange juice help also?

yeah dude and just drink a ton of water.. because the THC gets in ur bladder.. but if u fill ur bladder with water.. THC wont be able to get into ur bladder.. so when u piss you'll only piss water..

get a little ting and have someone piss in it for you, then pour it in whatever they give u, unless there gonna watch u piss

Dude the bullshit in this thread is amazing. I just took a piss test and I smoked everyday for 2 months prior to taking it and I quit for 6-7 days and passed. Your best bet is to refer to what Coc said. Drink water, and lots of water, since you have a minimal amount of time, you better be drinking at least 2 gallons of water right now, I mean a lot, but not as much to where you would throw up.

The factors depend on a variety of things. First would be how long you went smoking in consistancy. Like how many days. It works like a layer system on how THC is stored in the body. It stores in fat cells, this is the reason why it lasts in your body for up to 30 days in urine. If you smoke everyday, that is another mark on the stack, Hence it will take a day to remove a stack, theroeticlly. If you smoke once a week, then it will be removed a lot sooner.

The other things are really not important if you have to go tommorow. You need to make sure you drink a fuck ton of water before you go, and make sure when you piss its not your first piss of the day. In that case, make sure its not your third piss. Make it at least your 5th, and if you drink enough water, you can piss up to 6 times an hour, and yes it is possible. Second thing is, do not piss at first into your cup with the first amount of piss that comes out. Make it the last piss that comes out man. Piss in the toliet first, if its water, its clear, and its well you know about 90% water. With any luck, the results will come out inconclusive, depending what your getting tested for, IE Court, job etc..the test may vary, but if you dont have a lot of time, I suggest a cover up drink.

^^ Ok well i'm not fat, i'm FUCKING skinny. Uh, I smoked 3 times in the last month, 2 joints in a row 3 days ago sharing with someone else, and 1 by myself a few days before that.

Does grean tea or water work better?

And ayo, does the orange thing work or not?

No dude, water, and if you smoked 3 times in a month? lol man, your all set, just down a good bit of water tonight, stay up kinda late if you can, and try to get yourself down to pissing about every ten min. (Yes it is possible). And scratch the orange thing, Just trust me, there is not a faster natural way to cleanse your system than water. But I am telling you. Follow what I said about how to go about pissing in the cup. If I were you, I would just stay up all night drinking water. This can pretty much guarentee your passing. It also depends on what kind of THC test they are administering.

i'm pretty sure it's a piss test...

I hope it's not blood or I guess i'm fucked right?

But anyways, word, so fucka oranges? What about eating green veggies? Like olives?

And uh, are you sure water is better then green tea apparently green tea is a anti oxidant

sorry to keep questoning what you say, but I don't wanna stay up doing the wrong thing and get fucked ya dig? lmao

and yo, warm water or cold water?

Don't eat poppey seeds.

Is it hair?

Its like this bro. If its blood, your pretty much fucked, What is this test for? Job, Court, Probation? And you can eat all the veggies you want. But veggies are 90% water, they are not going to do anything better than what pure water does. Second, Yes green tea is high in anti oxidants, BUT not as much as white tea. And I don't know about you, but can you go get a good amount of this tea right now? I would stick with water.

Edit: Water is water, drink cold water, you can drink it faster anyway, who wants to drink warm water.

dude I got like 10 packs of green tea

warm or cold water though?

You mean Ten Tea bags? Well fuck it, just drink them, AND drink water, but drink cold water, but if your giong to drink that tea, then, I guess hot, but the temp. of the water is irrelavent.

i know that vitamin b helps push out thc, and thc is actually stored in body fat..if you cant get any nician pills try and get some sort of purging drink... you can prolly find at your headshop and if it doesnt work then just drink as much water as possible...then piss a little then fill up the cup then piss some more.

I wouldn't fill the cup, thats another thing, the tester will tell you how much they need on a minimum standpoint. ONLY GIVE THEM THE MINIMUM.

alright cool, I would die if I came online tomorrow like "Wtf yo I failed the test" and you come with "Ha bitch, I can't believe you thought that shit I said was true"

As in die of laughter

by the way it's a test for like, I gotta visit my dad nephew in jail, and you have to take a drugg test before they let you

makes sense that it would be a piss test

cranberry juice or water.......but cranberry juice is used for bladder infections cause it cleans u out;) so imma say do wut i did cranberry juice and a fucking ton of it:thumbup:
from experiance i smoke like a fucking chimney everyday all day.....only happened once where i got tested and that worked flawlessly

Nah man, I wouldn't lie to you or misdirect you in anyway, I just took a test about 6 days ago and got the call today that I passed doing what I said up there.

^^ how much did you blaze?

tha night before well daytime at like 4 in tha afternoon....an blazed two cannons one after another....it worked but i mean a fucking shitload of those two liquids(and i fucking hate cranberry juice shit is gross)but chea u shoould be good.....piss lots tonight....and a few times b4 tommorow but keep drinkin until b4

im high as fuck right now ....and will be for ever pot=tha shit:thumbup:

I feel you man, only reason I aint been blazing everyday is cuz my ounce ran out and so did my money a while back

I blazed for what matters, everyday for at least 30 days everyday. Then I stopped for 3 days, blazed, then quit for 7 and passed.

^^ you agreeing with that cranberry juice shit that troublesome guy was talking about?

It is an antioxidant, but not as good as white tea, but it works man, at this point I would be worrying about how much liquid you consume, if you cannot get your hands on a good amount of the juice, I would just go for the water.

^^ I'm on my third or fourth...

Lofl, keep going my dude, you'll get it.

f'real, drinking water gets nasty after a while, unexpected, but meh

You telling me to stay off drugs is like me telling you not to be gay.

Feel me?

It's not an option

Yeah, water do get nasty, I know I almost puked like a lot of it when I was downing it.

sorry for the pun but, bruv you're seriously pissing yourself ain't you...