Intro

Excuse the rushedness of this mag. I’ve had to revise for a driving theory test, so I haven’t had much time to do the mag. Anyway, bleh week again. A few good sign in’s though which is cool.

The LBL Cypher

To be edited in.

Battle Reviews

LBL Championship Match: 1. Roger Glocks (14-1) vs 2. Te Ora (6-2)

Okish battle. Te Ora dropped first and was pretty inconsistent. He had two real nice punches, a glock on his dick bar and a BS-k-fed bar. Both were real tight. Glocks dropped and he dropped much of the same. He had 3 bars that were tight. Te Ora had the best punch, but Glocks had more consistency in my opinion, and that’s what helped him win this 3-2.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. Chrit (4-0) vs 4. Sonny Dimebags (14-6)

I wasn’t feeling this at all. Sonny dropped first and came pretty eh, only bar I was feeling was the bright side bar. Cept that, nothing. Chrit was pretty much the same. He had a choppy flow bar that was alright. Sonny got it based on that basically, and won 4-0.

5. So Rell (2-0) vs 6. Comedian (4-0)

So Rell no-showed. Comedian won.

7. Alzwords Write (2-0) vs 8. Rap Disciple (2-0)

Alzwords no-showed. Rap won.

9. Lampejo (9-6) vs 10. Joe Native (1-2)

Lamp no-showed. Joe won.

11. TEF (3-2) vs 12. Ace Heratoga (1-1)

One-sided stuff. TEF dropped alright, his concepts just weren’t great. His definitely one of the more promising newer people to battling in the league though. Ace came pretty decent, had a hump bar that was cool and an Axe bar also. Ace won 5-0.

13. Chris Stylez (1-0) vs 14. Phil Benjamin (1-0)

Chris no-showed. Phil won.

15. Stanza (6-9) vs 16. Sir Smash'Alot (1-1)

Neither voted, neither won.

17. MoneyMaker (0-1) vs 18. Symphonic (0-0)

Symp no-showed. MoneyMaker won.

19. CRiSS-CROSS (0-0) vs 20. grams (0-0)

criss no-showed. Grams won.

21. Knight SirRebral (0-0) vs 22. -ThaMenace- (0-0)

Double no-show.

23. Tha_Don_of_Mics (0-0) vs 24. Enlightend (0-0)

Don no-showed. Enlightend won.

Top Punches

Its pathetic as shit, I'm fixin to make this guy plummet
With such a choppy flow, water rafters would run n hide from it

9. Chrit vs Sonny Dimebags

I was askin questions, but you ain't get it chump
So I'll Axe ya limbs the same and leave you stumped

8. Ace Heratoga vs TEF

Trying to think of lines for days. but that chapter was weak
even If he slapped away a 'Slave owner's gun' could he drop a 'Master Piece'

7. Roger Glocks vs Te Ora

But there's enough violence in this world of ours lemme end this right
told Chrit to look on the bright side,or atleast run to it when I end his life

6. Sonny Dimebags vs Chrit

Your bitch is sad that she's with you, so screw the life lesson
n when u walk in with a Glock in ur girls hand. its not due to depression

5. Roger Glocks vs Te Ora

You know he's a penis pro with guys harming his hole
he's secure with his sexuality but every guy knows the alarm code

4. Roger Glocks vs Te Ora

and you need to quit the fake shit.. all you carry is worthless
it's like BS divorced Federline and married your verses

3. Te Ora vs Roger Glocks

I once thought Hensley was a ganktuh, on the block with a clip
until I realized the gun on his waist was just a Glock on his dick

2. Te Ora vs Roger Glocks

You ain't been to a Contender or Champ match.. why you stay spittin?
But you won't ever get over that hump kid... just like a rape victim

1. Ace Heratoga vs TEF

Verse of the Week

Roger Glocks

Typical lines..
told me not to use TO nameplay..then you use those silly glock ones?

lets yell off 1-10 in order and bury this kid in a land fill
cuz its T-minus skills so lets countdown until he gets killed
I beat this kid before n second times the charm? well juss say that
cuz remember he's 'out for revenge' laying on the ground was payback
You know he's a penis pro with guys harming his hole
he's secure with his sexuality but every guy knows the alarm code
looking to raise to the top but im here with a spotty nine
so when your ready to cross T. im here ready to dot ya eyes
Your bitch is sad that she's with you, so screw the life lesson
n when u walk in with a Glock in ur girls hand. its not due to depression
Kempo telling ppl 'Te Ora is the champ of the league'. think he's steaming
^ but asking them to join with this
.... will get him laughed outta the room like a Good Comedian
Trying to think of lines for days. but that chapter was weak
even If he slapped away a 'Slave owner's gun' could he drop a 'Master Piece'

Battle of the Week

Roger Glocks vs Te Ora

Te Ora

This rap shit is easy: get shot - get sales & strong props
I’m the next big rapper. ‘cause after I’ve met Glock I’ll be on top
the league needs new talent, but we just see the worse entering
so fuck defending your title..
you should defend your title - like is it worth anything !?
dining bitches is a hobby, while your just gay @ venues mate
I treat ho’s to meals but you can’t decide with all the menu date





I once thought Hensley was a ganktuh, on the block with a clip
until I realized the gun on his waist was just a Glock on his dick
how else do you get props ? i’m not trying to start an active beef
I’d also speak of you in word association..
if Kempo mentioned “wack” or “weak”
and you need to quit the fake shit.. all you carry is worthless
it's like BS divorced Federline and married your verses
I’m here to kill ya – quit the T.O nameplays ‘cause they ain’t hot son
I’ll have you gone soooo long you’ll change your name to shot gun



only got time for 14.

Roger Glocks

Typical lines..
told me not to use TO nameplay..then you use those silly glock ones?

lets yell off 1-10 in order and bury this kid in a land fill
cuz its T-minus skills so lets countdown until he gets killed
I beat this kid before n second times the charm? well juss say that
cuz remember he's 'out for revenge' laying on the ground was payback
You know he's a penis pro with guys harming his hole
he's secure with his sexuality but every guy knows the alarm code
looking to raise to the top but im here with a spotty nine
so when your ready to cross T. im here ready to dot ya eyes
Your bitch is sad that she's with you, so screw the life lesson
n when u walk in with a Glock in ur girls hand. its not due to depression
Kempo telling ppl 'Te Ora is the champ of the league'. think he's steaming
^ but asking them to join with this
.... will get him laughed outta the room like a Good Comedian
Trying to think of lines for days. but that chapter was weak
even If he slapped away a 'Slave owner's gun' could he drop a 'Master Piece'

Predictions

LBL Championship Match: 1. Roger Glocks (15-1) vs 2. Sonny Dimebags (15-6)

lol this is Sonny’s fourth championship match, and I don’t see him winning the title yet either. The last time these two battled Glocks pretty much sweeped it, and I can see that happening again. Sonny didn’t drop that good last week either. I hope both step it up and drop nice though. But yeah, Glocks to win.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. Comedian (5-0) vs 4. Rap Disciple (3-0)

I haven’t read much from either to be fair, even though they’ve been in the league for quite a while. Comedian to win though I think.

5. Joe Native (2-2) vs 6. Ace Heratoga (2-1)

Ace dropped some cool stuff last week, got the #1 punchline even. Joe is alright, but Ace is better. Ace to win.

7. DaTrusHurtz (15-1) vs 8. Phil Benjamin (2-0)

DaTrusHurtz is back after a short hiatus with his mega record and he won’t lose here. He should win pretty easily in fact.

9. Te Ora (6-3) vs 10. Chrit (4-1)

Chrit will no-show, he’s already said so. The reason? He said Sonny didn’t vote at all yet still won, when in fact Sonny voted on every battle. Te Ora to win.

11. MoneyMaker (1-1) vs 12. grams (1-0)

grams should get this, it seems like he actually knows how to construct a verse.

13. Enlightend (1-0) vs 14. Stanza (6-10)

Stanza should get this. Enlightend’s verse last week was terrible.

15. Sir Smash'Alot (1-2) vs 16. NickJames (0-0)

Err, double no-show.

17. Nick Fletcher (0-0) vs 18. Untold (0-0)]

Tight battle. It’s good to see Nick back as well since he always seems to spark discussion in mags and stuff, and he’s a nice battler. Same deal with Untold. This should be a good battle, both seem up for it. But both also haven’t battled much recently to my knowledge. Fletcher just seems to be able to come up with shit easily though, and he’s pretty consistent. Therefore I think he’ll get this. But it really could go either way.

19. Jae Son (0-0) vs 20. blacksilence (0-0)

Jae Son won’t show. Blacksilence will win.

21. Mayhem (0-0) vs 22. TEF (3-3)

Mayhem won’t show, TEF will win.

3 Battles To Watch

1. Nick Fletcher vs Untold
2. Roger Glocks vs Sonny Dimebags
3. Te Ora vs Chrit

Top 7 Power Rankings

7. Untold – Him and Nick are interchangeable in the power rankings really, it depends on who wants to win their battle more. Nice battler, always has a couple of tight punchlines, and he’ll do well in the league.

6. Nick Fletcher – Back after a long break and he should be fresh. Most people would be rusty but I think Nick can come up with stuff pretty easily, so he should do well.

5. Te Ora – Dropped cool against Glocks, but he just wasn’t consistent enough to beat him. Will probably make the championship match again soon though.

4. Ace Heratoga – Should beat Joe reasonably easily this week. Will have a challenge against DaTrus next week though.

3. DaTrusHurtz – Back in the league and he’ll do as well as he did last time. The most immediate contender to Glocks title.

2. Sonny Dimebags – Didn’t drop great last week and will need to step it up if he wants to finally win the title.

1. Roger Glocks – He’s tight and he’s not gonna lose his title for a while yet I don’t think. He could get complacent soon though, so a new head could take it from him.

Outro

Step it up ya’ll! Got a few tight heads back in the league, and any of the 3 could take the title. So you’re gonna have to step it up, cos they could drop better than what the majority of the league has been dropping at the moment. Glocks also might be getting complacent at the top, so his title may be there for the taking. That’s all, peace.

Originally Posted by DaTrusHurtz Kempo u can drink at 18, but so can we... just not legally, but don't make a difference really, no one gets caught who isn't stupid Damnnn that nissan is one of my favorite cars... wtf is a right handed car

Originally Posted by -Urban Legend- Sign me in for this league