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∆ P E X X 11-27-06 05:18 PM

Sheep skin condoms
 
who the hell invented these?

why would i wanna put the skin of an animal...on my dick

Da Vinci 11-27-06 05:20 PM

they are for people allergic to latex.. .lol but what kind of girl is gonna wanna sleep with a guy alergic to latex he's probably a pussy anyways

TitoBronsky 11-27-06 05:25 PM

LMAO @ sheep skin Condoms !!!!!!!!!!

Da Vinci 11-27-06 05:27 PM

I mean they could at least use a tougher animal like a Bull or a Rhino or somthing, I'd rather say "baby, we can't use latex I'm allergic but I've got some Rhino condom's so don't worry" but SHEEP?? "hey girl, actually can't use those one's I'm allergic to them but don't worry I've got some sheep skin ones there baaa-a-a-a-a-a-ad"

Dufflebag Boy 11-27-06 05:33 PM

might as well fuck a sheep

Tha .Q 11-27-06 05:44 PM

some girls are allergic to latex










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Da Vinci 11-27-06 06:11 PM

they all are until they lose there viginity... :laugh: :thumbup:

*Froze* 11-27-06 06:12 PM

lol just don't tell the girl it's sheep skin, until you stick it in N have her moanin lol...

∆ P E X X 11-27-06 06:14 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Da Vinci
they are for people allergic to latex.. .lol but what kind of girl is gonna wanna sleep with a guy alergic to latex he's probably a pussy anyways


lmao that's word. I'm picturing some woody allen lookin ass muhfucka like "oh sweet jesus, i can't use those, i'm delicate. i'll have a horrible horrible rash and schmeg all over my peepee"

*Froze* 11-27-06 06:16 PM

lol read my post, hide your dick from her eyez until you have it in.....

Do ya business, then tell her what kind of condum you had on later on...

lmfao problem solved :)

∆ P E X X 11-27-06 06:19 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by RyP-6
lol read my post, hide your dick from her eyez until you have it in.....

Do ya business, then tell her what kind of condum you had on later on...

lmfao problem solved :)



lol i can't hide my dick my man. besides...i want her to see it.

but you sound like a virgin.

word.

*Froze* 11-27-06 06:25 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ∆ P E X X
lol i can't hide my dick my man.

THat's why you beat the bitch from behind :)


lmfao


haha lol......

Anywayz, if she aint down with sheep skin condums N That'z all you got , then:

1) You can take your chances and trust that she has no STDz

2) Use my idea, use the condum, but hit it from the back...

3) Take your chances wit pregnancy and withdraw (the shit doesn't work.....lol....)

4) Get head or something, but make sure she don't got any open sores.......
What kind of bitch has sores in her mouth anyway...lmfao...

Tha .Q 11-27-06 06:45 PM

I'm amazed at the dumbness of the replies in this thread. Latex allergies is serious for alot of people...

And, Sheep Skin Condoms looks like regular condoms, and are translucent like sausage casings.


Yall are idiots.






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Maleficent 11-27-06 07:06 PM

Q is right... *claps*

∆ P E X X 11-27-06 07:15 PM

nah man. i want the chick to glide her hands down my six pack. then take a good look at the thick swollen bulge in my boxer briefs. let her stare at it, and imagine what it looks like under there. and then, let her satisfyher own curiosity and feel her pull em down reeeaalll slow and boom let it pop out right in her face. let her pull em down a little bit further, pop my balls out, and watch her roll out the red carpet.

lol.. so why would i want to sneak my dick in?

Blay'all 11-27-06 07:45 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ∆ P E X X
nah man. i want the chick to glide her hands down my six pack. then take a good look at the thick swollen bulge in my boxer briefs. let her stare at it, and imagine what it looks like under there. and then, let her satisfyher own curiosity and feel her pull em down reeeaalll slow and boom let it pop out right in her face. let her pull em down a little bit further, pop my balls out, and watch her roll out the red carpet.

lol.. so why would i want to sneak my dick in?

damn i'm horny.

JTR 11-27-06 08:59 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ∆ P E X X
nah man. i want the chick to glide her hands down my six pack. then take a good look at the thick swollen bulge in my boxer briefs. let her stare at it, and imagine what it looks like under there. and then, let her satisfyher own curiosity and feel her pull em down reeeaalll slow and boom let it pop out right in her face. let her pull em down a little bit further, pop my balls out, and watch her roll out the red carpet.

lol.. so why would i want to sneak my dick in?


roooooooooooooooooooooofl @ how descriptive that was

Why don't you write for playboy

JTR 11-27-06 09:00 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Da Vinci
they all are until they lose there viginity... :laugh: :thumbup:


LOL

That was the best one so far

Tha .Q 11-27-06 09:02 PM

NOS


please


close this fucking thread


The idiocy sickens me.







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JTR 11-27-06 09:03 PM

^^ stop being so sensitive, it's just people joking around for fun

Terumoto 11-27-06 09:09 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Redshirt
damn i'm horny.


You're horny from Apexx's very descriptive description of an unveiling of his penis?

.Ike. 11-27-06 10:11 PM

LMFAO @ this...

anyone remember booty call....when that foo goes to the store and comes back with some sheep skin condoms or some shit lmfao

Sean Gunner 11-27-06 10:16 PM

Oh baby, your dick is so hairy.

Hehehehe that tickles.

∆ P E X X 11-27-06 10:50 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reflecz
NOS


please


close this fucking thread


The idiocy sickens me.







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...soo.....just don't read it..

besides, we all know you meant to say "the cock talk is getting my man-hole hot"

∆ P E X X 11-27-06 10:54 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JTR
roooooooooooooooooooooofl @ how descriptive that was

Why don't you write for playboy

lmmfao damnit. you know what? i keep on fuccin hearin that. :mad:

hhhmmmmmmmmmmm......... that my friend is worth lookin into.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Terumoto
You're horny from Apexx's very descriptive description of an unveiling of his penis?



lmao i gotta admit, that had me a little worried at first man lol. I'm like..

Young Kidd (LM) 11-28-06 12:02 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ∆ P E X X
nah man. i want the chick to glide her hands down my six pack. then take a good look at the thick swollen bulge in my boxer briefs. let her stare at it, and imagine what it looks like under there. and then, let her satisfyher own curiosity and feel her pull em down reeeaalll slow and boom let it pop out right in her face. let her pull em down a little bit further, pop my balls out, and watch her roll out the red carpet.

lol.. so why would i want to sneak my dick in?



honestly..i didnt need to read that...

*pukes a little*

DAMN YOU PEXX DAMN YOU!

∆ P E X X 11-28-06 12:07 AM

lmao, but you still did.

knowing you...twice lol

Young Kidd (LM) 11-28-06 12:13 AM

Lol man...I hate you now..I really do..lol

∆ P E X X 11-28-06 12:23 AM

baahhhahahahahaha

John Rippington 11-28-06 04:36 AM

^^ Son why u laughin? U could get dah heater too :shoot:

John Rippington 11-28-06 04:40 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Redshirt
damn i'm horny.


Yo hide ya animals!

John Rippington 11-28-06 04:42 AM

but what da fuck is yall on? I been puttin sheep skin condoms on my nitty nizzles, you muh fuckaz aint ever fucked a sheep? Ask Osama dat muh fucka know waz good, I put dah condom on dah heads of dudes so dey cant breath and den I clap dem quick, yall do dat hood style, nah son smh

Mad Dog 11-28-06 05:21 AM

in the UK they've nearly developed "The Male Pill"...

no need for sheep skin jonny's now...

strobe 11-28-06 07:26 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by RyP-6
4) Get head or something, but make sure she don't got any open sores.......
What kind of bitch has sores in her mouth anyway...lmfao...

Cold sores.. it's a different variant of the herpes simplex virus and can be spread to the genitals through oral sex. If someone has an outbreak, they can also spread it by salvia through kissing, sharing food, drinks, utensils....

Pious 11-28-06 08:15 AM

how bad would it suck to find out you arre allergic... when ur doin it

"sayyy.........................do you have herpes?"
"umm... no"
"cause im developing a terrible rash..."

Blay'all 11-28-06 06:18 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Terumoto
You're horny from Apexx's very descriptive description of an unveiling of his penis?

lmao, exactly... i was joking
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sean Gunner
Oh baby, your dick is so hairy.

Hehehehe that tickles.

lmfaooooooooooo...
Quote:
Originally Posted by ∆ P E X X
lmao i gotta admit, that had me a little worried at first man lol. I'm like..

lmao @ that smiley, word... nah no homo :nono:


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