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Sheep skin condoms
who the hell invented these?
why would i wanna put the skin of an animal...on my dick |
they are for people allergic to latex.. .lol but what kind of girl is gonna wanna sleep with a guy alergic to latex he's probably a pussy anyways
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LMAO @ sheep skin Condoms !!!!!!!!!!
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I mean they could at least use a tougher animal like a Bull or a Rhino or somthing, I'd rather say "baby, we can't use latex I'm allergic but I've got some Rhino condom's so don't worry" but SHEEP?? "hey girl, actually can't use those one's I'm allergic to them but don't worry I've got some sheep skin ones there baaa-a-a-a-a-a-ad"
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might as well fuck a sheep
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some girls are allergic to latex
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they all are until they lose there viginity... :laugh: :thumbup:
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lol just don't tell the girl it's sheep skin, until you stick it in N have her moanin lol...
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lmao that's word. I'm picturing some woody allen lookin ass muhfucka like "oh sweet jesus, i can't use those, i'm delicate. i'll have a horrible horrible rash and schmeg all over my peepee" |
lol read my post, hide your dick from her eyez until you have it in.....
Do ya business, then tell her what kind of condum you had on later on... lmfao problem solved :) |
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lol i can't hide my dick my man. besides...i want her to see it. but you sound like a virgin. word. |
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THat's why you beat the bitch from behind :) lmfao haha lol...... Anywayz, if she aint down with sheep skin condums N That'z all you got , then: 1) You can take your chances and trust that she has no STDz 2) Use my idea, use the condum, but hit it from the back... 3) Take your chances wit pregnancy and withdraw (the shit doesn't work.....lol....) 4) Get head or something, but make sure she don't got any open sores....... What kind of bitch has sores in her mouth anyway...lmfao... |
I'm amazed at the dumbness of the replies in this thread. Latex allergies is serious for alot of people...
And, Sheep Skin Condoms looks like regular condoms, and are translucent like sausage casings. Yall are idiots. 1 |
Q is right... *claps*
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nah man. i want the chick to glide her hands down my six pack. then take a good look at the thick swollen bulge in my boxer briefs. let her stare at it, and imagine what it looks like under there. and then, let her satisfyher own curiosity and feel her pull em down reeeaalll slow and boom let it pop out right in her face. let her pull em down a little bit further, pop my balls out, and watch her roll out the red carpet.
lol.. so why would i want to sneak my dick in? |
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damn i'm horny. |
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roooooooooooooooooooooofl @ how descriptive that was Why don't you write for playboy |
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LOL That was the best one so far |
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please close this fucking thread The idiocy sickens me. 1 |
^^ stop being so sensitive, it's just people joking around for fun
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You're horny from Apexx's very descriptive description of an unveiling of his penis? |
LMFAO @ this...
anyone remember booty call....when that foo goes to the store and comes back with some sheep skin condoms or some shit lmfao |
Oh baby, your dick is so hairy.
Hehehehe that tickles. |
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...soo.....just don't read it.. besides, we all know you meant to say "the cock talk is getting my man-hole hot" |
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lmmfao damnit. you know what? i keep on fuccin hearin that. :mad: hhhmmmmmmmmmmm......... that my friend is worth lookin into..... Quote:
lmao i gotta admit, that had me a little worried at first man lol. I'm like.. ![]() |
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honestly..i didnt need to read that... *pukes a little* DAMN YOU PEXX DAMN YOU! |
lmao, but you still did.
knowing you...twice lol |
Lol man...I hate you now..I really do..lol
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baahhhahahahahaha
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^^ Son why u laughin? U could get dah heater too :shoot:
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Yo hide ya animals! |
but what da fuck is yall on? I been puttin sheep skin condoms on my nitty nizzles, you muh fuckaz aint ever fucked a sheep? Ask Osama dat muh fucka know waz good, I put dah condom on dah heads of dudes so dey cant breath and den I clap dem quick, yall do dat hood style, nah son smh
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in the UK they've nearly developed "The Male Pill"...
no need for sheep skin jonny's now... |
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Cold sores.. it's a different variant of the herpes simplex virus and can be spread to the genitals through oral sex. If someone has an outbreak, they can also spread it by salvia through kissing, sharing food, drinks, utensils.... |
how bad would it suck to find out you arre allergic... when ur doin it
"sayyy.........................do you have herpes?" "umm... no" "cause im developing a terrible rash..." |
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lmao, exactly... i was joking Quote:
lmfaooooooooooo... Quote:
lmao @ that smiley, word... nah no homo :nono: |
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