High Maintenance Dudes
 

umm...I just took a look at my dresser and realized I have more health/beauty products than a lot of females



nebody else in to taking care of themselves as well?


geesh...I even take care of my nails...


*wonders how many variations of gay jokes will result from this thread*





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Q, do you relise your a gay person trying to get straight guys to relate to you. I look at my dresser now, I have a keyboard,bunch a blank Cd's some lyrics Cd stomper a t shirt and a old cup of coffee.

Fuck I have to search daily to find my deoderant bro.

Straight guys just dont go over board on there "products".So on the real, you made this thread knowing it will be filled with attacks on you being gay and a homo.
I get the feeling you thrive on being attacked about your sexuality.


Making this thread here is like going on a KKK forum and tryna start up a conversation respecting MLK.
No hate just making a observation.

^ there are alot of straight men who take care of themselves and get manicures/pedicures and shit, they're secure.

Taking care of yourself isnt getting a fucking manicure. Its eating right, keeping your mind right, body right, thoughts right.

And word, blay, I can imagine one of your bros... *ayo man, i cant lay that verse right now, im booked in to get a manicure*

fuck out of here.

It's a sign of the times...

And, most of the str8 dudes I know don't go as far as I do...But, they do take care of themselves...







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hell yeah man... now imagine seeing him in your girl's bed :thumbup:

your asking me to imagine a guy in my girls bed. damn, Im guessing your one of the guys who get manicures.

^aahahahaahahaaha

Nah, I aint metro at all..

But I do look after myself in the sense that I get regular excersise and a good well rounded diet. N I've been known to spend a shitload on clothes at times...

But all that beauty product bullshit aint really my style.. I dont feel as though I need it..............

I just get all bitchy about my fingernails yo, if I get dirt under them I start trippin and clean them real quick. I have no idea why either, my arms and legs could be filthy but I don't care until somethings under my fingernails. =/

i probly care a little more then the average guy
but its just cause a girl notices everything.

^ exactly. i dont get manicures, but im not gonna hate on another guy for doin his thing...

And your clothes look dirty and dingy.

Yeah some guys just go to another extreme
but those dudes be getting nani for days more or less lol

I mean it goes alot deeper then getting manicures, you gotta have the right attitude to go with it.

not attitude, son
swagger
bitches have attitudes

Swaggers how you carry yourself
you think how you walk around is gonna make up for not being able to keep a conversation?

That works when intimidating people, not with getting laid. Not unless they deaf or so drunk they cant piss straight

I like looking like garbage. Makes me feel superior to all other males.

You obviously a lame ass person.

True, swagger IS how you carry yourself, but carrying yourself also includes conversation, how you respond to things and what tone you use.

actually

1. to walk or strut with a defiant or insolent air.

But if you look like a troll, swagger is worth used toilet paper.

interestingly enough
looks isnt as big a deal with women as with men
girls are happy with a guy they LIKE,
I mean as long as your not 350 pounds, with 4 teeth 1 eye, I think you can pull chicks.

i like a dude thats fresh and takes care of himself i.e. nice clothes, fresh cut, smelling good, but having that nigga set up an appointment at Paris Nails at the same time as me aint whoa, ya dig

^^^ Yeah, see smash. At least where I live, looks account for everything, personality and swagger is secondary. lol

well I didnt say looks didnt help
but if you ugly, it aint the end of the world usually
cause it wont totally ruin your life if you know what to say

I workout.

then i wash my face with gas or double d 40 to get that gressy manly look. j/p/


all i take care of is my body, by working out and i guess my skin. by shaving and that crap.
and my pubic hairs.

I need to trim above the unit, thanks for reminding me Serb.

meh just average...but my style is pretty high maintance latley its just khakis with a dress shirt and some dress shoes.......and i also like to smell good...idk ever since i've started working out and taking care of myself better I love to dress up lol its weird yo

i also got alot alot of jel.

like i got 3 different bottles at the moment.

and ive prolly used over 100

Yeah you could be ugly but if your dressed nice and clean cut girls will fall all over you

lmao @ double d 40... its WD-40, Mr. manly man

im the same way, i gotta have my nails clean and cut, i cant stand long nails that shit is nasty

"I take care of myself"
You're supposed to take care of yourself, fuckin' idiot. What you want, a cookie? [/Chris Rock]

the fuck you giving out my cookies for :cussing:

That cookie was given out in the mid 90's. Sorry to disappoint you.

I'm fresher than you'll ever be nigga.

nuh uh......

:)

You're not on AIM for what reason?

I don't do the manicures, lotions, beauty products that metros are known for, but I've started growing out and styling my hair again after doing a buzz cut for the last 3 years. I felt like a total dweeb when I spent like 15 mins one time a week or so ago trying to get it to look right. And it's not like I'm doing a really complicated hair style either since it's the messy/spikey look. I've gotten better at it with practice, so the last couple times it's taken about 5 minutes. Who knows how long I'll keep this up.. I'll probably eventually get tired of it and buzz it again