Racist Chuck Norris
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjeft5propM

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Chuck Norris is not racist.

God created the heavens, the moon and the Earth and on Sunday he rested. Thats when Chuck Norris took over.

And When Chuck Norris walk into the ocean he doesnt get wrt, the ocean gets Chuck'd.

He used to be a Grand Wizard.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

NO!!! Don't revel in Chuck Norris Greatness, Disregard him as this Video does! >= (

If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.

.....*gives up*

And When Chuck Norris walk into the ocean he doesnt get wrt, the ocean gets Chuck'd.

^^^lmaoooooo

Chuck Norris's wife once asked "how much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?" He then replied "Never rhyme in the presence of Chuck!" and roundhouse kicked her head off. Then yelled "DON'T FUCK WITH CHUCK!" 5 days later he realised the irony of this situation and laughed so hard that 300 kittens died.

The end

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

hahaha word to the CN jokes

Bruce Lee beat up Chuck Norris...WHAT DOES THAT SAY HUH??? WHAT MUTHA FUCKAS WHAT!!!

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

:laugh2: hahahahahaahahahahaha

Thanks Kung Lao for overdoing it and mnaking the thread gay.

Those Chuck Norris facts are the most played out shit ever.

Actually, no. But it's right up there with Scarface references and a matching cane with your prom outfit.

:thefinger: your welcome now run along snitch :)