For the Non-Virgins
 

A few questions..





1. Ever had anal sex?
2. If so, how did it feel?
3. Has a female (or male) ever commented on how big or small your penis was?
4. How did you feel about that?
5. Do you masturbate?
6. If so, how often?
7. Do your masturbatory sessions involve items and/or porn?

lmao, i was starting to answer these till i read your interest in masturbational habits.

that's a strange question to ask a board full of guys isn't it?

Proving my friend a point.

1. Ever had anal sex?
no but i heard u done took a dick

2. If so, how did it feel?
idk, how did it feel?

3. Has a female (or male) ever commented on how big or small your penis was?
usually its like, oh my god zigs idk if i can fit that HUGE thing in my *sticks dick in mouth*

4. How did you feel about that?
:thumbup:

5. Do you masturbate?
uh who dont

6. If so, how often?
not as much as you

7. Do your masturbatory sessions involve items and/or porn?
these are the gayest questions ever. your a str8 homo.

Well that didnt help me any man.

well

you did take a dick

cant help ya there

what, that you're a raging fag?

i'm sure he believes you.

Well, you're a fucking moron, because I didnt ask if you took a dick you sub-human, I asked if you gave a girl dick in her ass.

Was that so hard fuckwit?

Wow, no shots, I asked simple questions, and you get all angry.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

A few questions..





1. Ever had anal sex? Nope.

2. If so, how did it feel? N/A

3. Has a female (or male) ever commented on how big or small your penis was? Yes, many women say I am blessed with a large penis.

4. How did you feel about that? Proud.

5. Do you masturbate? Fuck yeah.

6. If so, how often? I don't keep a track record.

7. Do your masturbatory sessions involve items and/or porn? This is a stupid question, because who the fuck just randomly whacks one out to nothing.

Well thats good cuz I didn't take the dick. But man chill out, i heard that the weird limp you got right now after takin it will go away in a couple days.

Schizophrenics and people who take psychoactive drugs dont need porn or items to masturbate.


Thanks for the only constructive and relevant post Nick.

Wow uh damn man

i didnt want to be the one to break it to ya but uh

theyre lieing to you

thanks for admiting your posts havent been relevant

"Chill out man"


Stfu, dont you have molesting little boys to attend to dickmunch?

How do you know about my limp? Perhaps when I was sleeping you gave it a good lick down?


Leave.

This is interesting..

You comment on Maleficent being some kind of homosexual and yet you say that women are lying when they say I have a large penis. This would imply that you have either been A) - Looking at my immense package, or B) - Asking about my immense package, which would imply that you my friend are the homosexual in this thread.

Thank you.

you are totally just useless to society for not understanding what i said to you

and then trying to turn it around on me incorrectly

congrats

im just lettin ya know what them bitches say when they done fuckin wit u and be fuckin wit me

no homo nigga

and please refrain from saying immense. it sounds wrong.

I see..

So, what you are saying is that my sloppy seconds are making false comments to you in order to boost your ego because they are too nice to actually tell you that during sex they stealthily sneak in a dildo because you are not large enough to satisfy them.

You didnt make any sense. Im useless to society, but you're on the internet talking about Nick's package and calling me a Homosexual?

Turn what around? Your three fold idiocy? There was nothing to turn around. You simply being an idiot is an inescapable spin of your own uselessness.

lmao @ you finally finding the line in your sig you penis inhaler.

lol i'm far from mad dude i'm crackin up. actually i'm smilin as we speak lol


just like i cracked up when you IMed me trying ot convince me you'e not gay, yet you got a pic of a dick in your sig.


lol hillarity.

I wasn't convincing you of anything. I have nothing to prove to some fake hardass pseudo-intellectual.


Laugh it up. Laughing at any traverse on the web just shows how much more sunlight you need to see buddy.

lmao, you got that right.


yeah you're right... lauging at shit you see is bad mmmkay.

*exits your thread asking about penises*

Now that our resident scrubbish ape is gone. Back on topic folks.

1. Ever had anal sex?

Nah, But I heard u and Q did..

2. If so, how did it feel?

Why dont u tell me

3. Has a female (or male) ever commented on how big or small your penis was?

haha yes..they always amazed..they love the big dippppppppppper

4. How did you feel about that?

GOOD but they feel better

5. Do you masturbate?

Not since I was 14-15

6. If so, how often?

around then..not alot..

7. Do your masturbatory sessions involve items and/or porn?

they did

he pm'ed u?..ROFL

...this thread is completely gay....

IMed, you fucking illiterate troll. Go away Prah, you're the local jackass who tries to be "cool".


No where was the word gay, homosexual, fag or Q though. I simply asked him why he was being a tard. He then said something so unforgivably retarded and went something like:


"You have no depth, you base everything you know on book knowledge and conclusions"


LOL .. enough said.

1. No
2. No
3. Small as hell I'd assume, anybody with a fake swagger is hiding a lil something
4. You probably felt compelled to turn to hip hop and rapping for refuge.. even though you suck at that
5. You masturbate every night to Sweatin to the Oldies tapes by Richard Simmons
6. 7 times a day at minimum for you
7. They do for yourself

I have a problem where I think my dick is small but in all actuality it's not. I think it's proportionally small or something. *shrugs*

1. yes
2. good
3. yeah
4. pretty good
5. not really, well...yeah
6. like, 12 times a day :(
7. you know it

1. Ever had anal sex?
nope


3. Has a female (or male) ever commented on how big or small your penis was?
lmao actually yea...she was astonished at the size...i guess her boyfriend wasnt packing very well....


4. How did you feel about that?
didnt know how to react....


im not answering your masturbation questions

lmao @ all the people in here who arguing about other people's dick sizes. grow up and stop tryin' to form a guess of how large or small the person you're arguing with's dick is

LOL at maleficiant tryna diss ANY1 on this board..fam...you had a pic of Q's dick in ure sign point blank period..and dnt even mention my skills im doing shit u wont ever get to u

dont be sour cuz we all packin but you and homothug over there wtf ever his name is that started this homothug thread

he prolly jackin off over there like

"fuck ya ike said he packin aww skeet skeet aww skeet skeet"

gay bastard

lmao nope...never said i was packing..dont brag on that...

just said that apparently the boyfriend wasnt.....word lmao

1. Ever had anal sex? Hell no theres nothing in it for me so why would I? I have a few female friends who say they love it and a few who have said theyve tried it and it hurt really bad
2. If so, how did it feel? I have male friends whove basiically said its better which makes sense since its tighter around your dick
5. Do you masturbate? I have if anyone on here says they havent they are seriously liars lol
6. If so, how often? I dont keep track maybe 2 or 3 times a month if that
7. Do your masturbatory sessions involve items and/or porn? lol at items no and ive seriosuly never watched porn alone

god...everytime i look at this topic...i feel more like Q.....

and...i just wanted to add....how many guys do your eally think...on the internet are gonna post that their dick is small???

this is gay...

Wtf is up with all these sexual/homo/(non)virgin/underage sex/people comming out/etc threads these days??

DAYMNNNN!!!!!

sup vagina face..