The LBL Cypher
 

I hate you, you suck Kemp.. I ain't even gonna bother puttin' you to bed
So I'll just say stick it.. and I ain't talking about this thread.

^ reminder, word.

Hey Nick How Your Gonna Dis Kempo jus Bcuz He Was the Creator of This Thread
and How dear you Diss Your Father...when You Know You Got His Head

This is a reminder to all of rv Members that testing Stanza
You'll get ordered and served to yourself and pelt like bannana
So step up and get your ass caught up in this midlife crisis
And watch ya style freeze up in the spitz like Crystal Ices

Im new and Im fixin to rise to the top,Im fred flintson cuz I got bed rocks,
Black in this place bout to put RV on lock,I aint Kempo but its time to make my mrk,
See Nick on that star War s**t so he must be Dark,and Kempo avatar needs some starch,
Nick you nedd to stop wit them wac a** ryhmes, my punchlines like bombs cuz they blow yo mine,
stanza you my homies but you know Im the sickest, cuzmy Punches fixin hit u like Football equitment,
my punchlines is on point so you betta not slip, cuz that thang on my hip,is the reason that made your chicks lip flip.

...i'm not in this league..but fuck it

Black Star ya rhymin style lacks anything thats great
So you should "zip it up"...like girls tell you after the first date
Keep it straight bro, i aint playin games with these kids
Cuz me sayin your rhymes are dope..well thats just Bull Shit

Dog you cant Diss my Boy BlackStar you jus mad Bcuz your white Trash
Rap is a driving course or skills and Fanness and TEF is Def bound to Crash
Im Round to Clash and drag wack as Fags Like T E F Back Into the past
So itll Take longe to reach Ya Good shit...Like The Miles of Air between Ya Ass
Shooting Blanks out Ya Tank when You start to Bang Yo Stank ass Bitch
TEF Likes To "T"lk to "E"very "F"ag that's Gotta a Mean Switch
You Aint talkin Shit so thats why ima jsu chill on That Shit bout you being gay
Even though its true Ill jus pull a Jay-z ......What More Can I Say !!

Stanza I'm Yawnin at your wack ass shit, I get annoying Men
Attackin in cyphers, I'm a fag?
...........................you just took up for you boyfriend
Let that Bitch stick up for his self and stop riding his nuts
But that's hard for you to do Homo,
...........................Cause you like his shlong right in your butt
I got Opinions on sissies like you, I'll bring yur lines some harm
And If I ask a gay man to take his StanZ, He gon't grab you by your arm
I started to think you was kinda tight but you is way gay
No wonder your record sucks
...........................it's 06 and you still using Acronyms for nameplay

GTFOH

DCB 4 Life
 

Teflon is for b****es that mean you scare of death,
real soliders just hold the 9 and live up there time that's left,
I destany Child you niggas and make you loose ya breath,
Im all about makin money faget the rest,
naw I aint usher but I will confest,
my boi stanza want heastate to put ''8701'' in ya chest,
and to this other nigga "Im the Don of mics",
and no niggas I aint Gay but I got plenty of dikes,
Yea Im on fire and im bright like lights,
this this is how I end..... Im the Don wit no Teflon and both ya chicks rockin my mic.:nono:

dont worry Tef...i stand wit ya...

Black Star a kid, man, ya need Stanza just to save the day
Odd question for him being super?
..........................when did this man become gay?
I'm lex luther when i spray? cuz kid, ya ain't even touchin chamiopnships, alright?
Cuz championships go to greatness, n Black Stars sucked up all your talent tonight..
Y dont you both get off nuts, n hand back the mic's to me n T
Cuz the only way you both ever getting voted for
................if you lived 2 states away from the Mississpi (Florida)
But dont worry kids, we understand, that it hurts to be stepped on n owned
Thats why i stopped hitting your mom..
..........................cuz she was just a steppin stone
Ya 2 simplistic, my rhymes real, kid ya talking like ya got an army of guns
Well that may be true, but ya crew, is just an army of 2..
....n ya loose like france in world wars 2, now you got no wear to run

i unno, i keystyled it...but seriously...if TEF's down..i'm down for a 2v2

Tha Don of Mics loves TEF - there's no denying it dude
cause not only does he stand by him; but lies with him, too
tryna tell me to drop asap, that's fucking gay man
don't worry, by Thursday night i would have dropped a sap
"i ain't even gon't respond" i'll translate 'cause i'm tighter
that's TEF's way of saying he didn't prewrite enough for me AND the cypher
i'm committing murder tonight, better write your will dude
cause i'll even turn your rhyme scheme into a plot to kill you
you've gotten ideas to beat me? i'll pop and drop 'em
just don't think... at least that's one thing that's not a problem

Yo man, y you comin towards me like this??

whatever tho..

Comedian? Dude i'm laughing at ya lyrics
He hear it? Nothing,cuz ya crowd sounding like Crickets
Ya can't spit it, i'd flip it, but underneath this mans rhymes
Is just another joker, n i'll "bat" this "man" down tonight
Cuz i'm rulin the cypher, this kid just jumpin on dicks
Hey, Stanza's got a new openin
....................n i aight talkin bout crew's-asshole-so go fill it

lol, what's taking me so long? sorry i don't spend all my time staring at the screen waiting for a response.

i'll break his dons bonds, and stab those with sins
and beat you so black you won't know where your shadow begins
Tuesday, December 6. 2006... won't be remembered man
^^Sad that death's embrace is the first date you've ever had
TEF's glad cause don's on his dick, you must lying son
hey mods- thx to this groupie, you can start me off at minus 1
look at his sig with the newbish boasting, i swear its lies
how we gon' watch out for his run when he's fucking paralyzed?

TEF Dont be ad bcuz you gettin shittin on in a cypher fuck your 2 vs. 2
You callin me gay when I know you ass like to have the Dicks of 2 On You
Black Star I Got your point man I can Handle My own Business so Step back
Or else My style will get wild....and well lets Jus Not even speak on that
The Teflon Don?.....Damn Wanna be Kanye West You dot know how to use a mic
I Would Come with a punchline bout gays...But I See You Claim The Don Of Dikes!!

Nice played concepts, i think i've heard em before
What the fuck ya do? Copy and Paste off the rapbattle's board?
So keep well, cuz ya needing mo' hooks then Peter Pan
N i'm flyin away with this cypher into a place that says :No Comedians
ya a joke, n my sig? ya taking shit to seroius
Ur Delirous, droppin bars so hard, maybe this Comidean's dick will start feelin this
i feel like a "jackass", n i' need a handycap
.......................when i'm Knockville beating these idiots

this is just a sample of wat next week battle gone be like


Yea you handycap and I cant stand u like famiy
when I smash ya girl a cap gone come in handy.

get outta here... no one would ever quote fags son
i'm tossing out Black Star... fuck a Talib & Mos album
in a matter of no time i drop knowledge when i flow lines
here's some fucking facts... BLACK DON'T SHINE
don't fuck with my faggot, i can see that you're crazy
you weren't born ready... kind'a like premature babies
your mom said you got no dick, just witness the proof
but he definately won't be a man,
when i smash his adam's apple into some juice

this nigga comdian is really funny,
until I smack the chump like he owe me money,
Him bein nice at this shit that's a good laugh,
Dawg just ask ya sister moma and ya girl they'll tell u Im not a fag,
Im star that bangs the females in ya family,
and all the men and faggs like you cant stand me,
Me bein a fagit this I want understand,
When Im bangin you mom's and you still usin ya hands,
This Black boy SHINES ya Big Joke now remember that,
better yet ask ya girl dont she remember Black?

Blahh, As soon as I saw BS post...I was expecting a joke
This niggas both wak AND poor...thats why he's begging for votes
Dawg your wak, Thats why no one'll vote for you and your verses
But the worst is...You actually droped, This league must be cursed kid
So man...I dont have to tell fam, I flip bodys like quarters before the game rattles
But you'll never loose in the league...coz no one'll vote on any of your lame battles
So elevate quickly, coz Im drunk and still murking these weaklings
I'll drop a few lines, while your typing a comeback all through the rest of the weakend

what the fuck dude - you're trash & your lying is worse
i've already sonned you, you can tell by the shine on ya shirt
i got Highlights... cause i win a lot and am quick with it, man
you got highlights... cause you shook and i made ya piss in ya pants

Even Stanza could drop better, Comedian....you loosing your witt
And this cypher MUST be haunted...coz all I hear is "boooo" when you spit
So dont get wrecked dawg...coz by now you know that your chances are slim
I saw you dissed Don earlier...but then you turned around started rapping like him
So what Highlights? Your boyfriend pulled them out while you were taking dick
Me lose to Com? Thats like Pam fucking rock again...why? she'd just be fakeing the shit
We hating this bitch...go tell a joke and get every clown killed
He cant wait to son me, He thinks I'll take his handmedown skills
And that aint rank under your name, Its the only reason your ass standing
'Coz I know he's fly---->Thats why im still weighting to see where my last punch lands him

you're kidding... boo/haunted? - that shit don't fly ya bitch
brutally honest... it's ironic how you JUST said that I lack wit
i'm writing this shit, and that's a fucking fact you nerd
and it's ALSO proof... that i've already mastered Wordz
you're pathetic, it's a shame - i'm sonning this dork
ya keep stretching ya lines to compensate coming up short
take a look at his sig - i'll give this whore a demise
you're so unsightly... that even YOU lowered your eyes

You guy's is wack I'll slap your head's backwards, the way I'm crude dude
& Not only will your head's be down in the dump's.. but ur fuckin bodies too
I'll stamp punishemnt on you lame's, you guy's ain't in the same game
Cus I'll leave y'all more ghostly.. then this site get's posted in main
Killa in manilla in it's flesh, I'll drop a fucking verse that'll spin head's
& I won't have to drop WASTE like the rest.. I'll take the fucking belt instead
Leav'em dead, I don't know if you pussies is from RB or what?
Cuz I left LLL for a reason.. but it look's like more bitche's in here still suck!

You getting popped dowgy, the tef wont help against the grip
And 'Coz I stomped his chest in, niggas say I stepped in shit
'Coz your shit was tight, easy to read, and incomposivly neat
By that, I ment you kept it short, simple and entisingly luring--->me closer to sleep
An Comedian can't take a loss, he's to deep in da list
But I'll shorten lines for em...Coz he can't read as it is
No sense making it harder, shit...half the league has never heard of ya'
But Id never claim he spits trash at me...coz then he'd be out of furniture

the situation is hairy, but i'm sure wordz'll take it on the chin
'coz even past puberty, facial hair just don't seem to grow on him
i could take this old school, flippin' nameplays 'n' such
'coz my initial thoughts are its the W,A thing you'll never touch
ure drops have been poor lately, ure really startin to suck
but i'll have ya headin' in the right direction, in the aftermath of my left hook

This wigga is shit... fuck a fletcher... this kid is a bitch
i'll aim w/ arrows at ya mouth to go w/ them quivering lips
this whore wins? Plz kid, it'd be better off if you forfeit
no one gives Nick props <-- but its required to support him
Right/left flips, how could anyone says this heads tight?
you left a cliched post... cause you had no pre-writes left, right?

never heard of this faggot, noobs the only title hes ever held
n' it's pitiful that he's really not even the dopest com on the web
Stop it? This hoe really better start to fucking beg
cuz the only joke he's ever cracked was his girlfriends egg
why's he on the internet, honestly he dont know what to do with it
I dont need to tell him he's played cuz his "props" punch already did it.

Body Shots Is Kommin To Ya Zone Take Ya Flows Den Rip Ya Back//
Ima Stay Like Mickie D's Servin U Ma Numba Big Mack//
Flip Ya Body Open U Like A Book Wit No Pages//
Have Ya Vision Look Like A Blind Band Who Is Faceless//
Ima Shake Dude Den Put Him In The Oven//
Ya Squad Like Eggs I Knock Em Off By Da Dozen//
Soft Niggas Got Feelins Like Ma Patty Cake Mixture//
Put U On Da Missin Part Of A Milk Carton But U Dont Need Ya Picture//
I Will Leave Ya Name To Be Cremated By Hood//
Have U Shocked By Death When U Tryna Escape By Eatin Da Wood//

Your trash don't hit, get your spine stomped in seconds
Being wireless is no excuse for your lines not connecting
buuut, i'll admit to one thing before i floor ya plans
props is played, but i had to give you some sorta chance
& Young - get out of here, what you texting is wack, nerd
sure, there might'a been a problem but death is the answer

The cypher is now closed