Me and Nick Fletcher owned in football today
 

Word, so we were playing some two man tournament with these guys who all go to my school pretty much and we played this big 2 man thing where you had to score 7 goals to win, and we won. Nick was like, being the assist pass man while I banged in all the goals, worked like magic.

We were victorious.

yeah..
you banged in the goals..
and he assisted you..
and yeah, it worked like magic..
i'm suuuuuuure yall were victorious

Word, we were on 6 goals then I said to Nick "if I score one more goal then I can make a thread about we won." Then I blasted in a 25 yard half volley swerving into the top corner, which was raw ebcause it meant I could make a thread about winning.

yeah, i'm sure it was raw.

What kind of Football? American Football or English Football (soccer)

wtf @ playing soccer than just before you scored a goal speaking about making a thread on RVizzle.
I hope you werent serious. i also hope you punched nick int he face for me :love:

the fact that u couldn't tell he was being sarcastic is hilarious. I worked for FIFA the USSF for 2 years. They talk about basketball and football like they Animals. No body fights more than soccer fans theyre crazy or somethin.

Yeah, all them footy hooligans are brawling all the time and shit. I was hoping my town team would start a firm because I'd join for sure and kick the shit out of the away fans when they came to invade our territory.

European football, the sport you American folk call soccer.

no one from Tenn is going to give u props on a soccer Game. Tenn is football country homey. American Foot ball yall don't know about that in england.

see that's crazy You go to a game to chill not be boxing with the other teams fans. Why Im gone fight over a game them niggaz aint payin me.
I wouldn't even fight a sports game. I'd wait till you left follow you to ya car and blow ya skull off.

Yes, well luckily for me I live in England where European football is the countries number one sport. So funnily enough, being good at it actually does give me props where I live.

Organized mass brawls away from crowds and security with fists>shooting some random person and getting sent down for life or sentenced to ride the lightening.

thats nice any sport that u win with 5 points is boring to me. I can't stand baseball either.

Yeah we have a replacement bat and ball game in this country called cricket, and a sport like US Football called Rugby (which was actually invented LONG before US Football was).

Football excells all these sports because of the sheer intensity and adrenaline rush you get out of playing the beautiful game.

what are u talking about. You shoot someone it aint no garontee youll get caught. and theres no death penalty in Illinois anymore. Easy to shoot a dude wait till they alone or with one person then twist both shit back and ride out that simple. Seen enough people get shot to know that.

Baskets Balls the best sport. most exiting next to Ultimate fighting and Boxing those are my shits

Yes well where I live it's full of middle class people where folks take murdering others with a firearm very seriously. In my country it's not easy to get away with murderin someone because of how small it is and how widespread police are.

I prefer fighting people bare knuckle, it's much more intense and thrilling and you can knock them the fuck out without being stopped.

Word, we are a raw team. Although next time I'm thinking I might play in football boots because I was slipping all over the fucking place.

Still though, it didn't stop me surging through the defence for that one goal.


Lmao though, when that dude tackled you... it would've been funny if you would've beaned him in the head. :laugh:

I told you to wear boots man, I've tried playing in trainers on the field and it's absolutely wank.

But yeah, he'skinda my mate but if he wasn't I would have levelled him. He left me with a big dirty cut that was pouring blood down my ankle.

Fuck, it took me like 15 minutes to get my trainers clean.

But word, I used to always play in astro-turf trainers which are basically shaped like football boots... and I always banged in shots from like 30 yards.

I'm a buy a pair of decent boots, then you'll see me fire in the rockets.

My Nike Tiemopos were an awesome buy for £60 because they were down from 100 and have easily been the best boots I've ever had. They're even better than my hard ground Total 90 Air Zooms.

I'd have lent you a pair of my boots you're like size 15 shoes and I'm only size 11.

lmao, i'm actually between size 12 and 13...

That's still fucking huge, I don't have that size in my armory of football boots I'm afraid. What did you do to your groin?

I felt a twinge when we was playing football, thats why I sat down and stretched my leg a bit. I was fine up until this morning. Now I can barely move my leg, and when I do I get pains at the top of my leg. I'm a go see the doctor tomorrow about it.

I told you to fucking take it easy, I even went on your team to save you from my tackling and what do you go and do? Whatever happened to "I have a high pain threshold" you lying little fuck? You told me you could take a stud to the face. I mean for Christs sake man it's only a torn groin, I've seen kids with fucking needles through their face and they're still smiling.

EH EH EH?

Goddamn you Nick








(I'm kidding really, injury is a bastard. My Dad tore his calf in the Dads vs Lads match last Sunday when the Lads won 18-2 and I banged in a hat trick)

Yeah, the pain don't bother me at all.

But, just because I'm not bothered by the pain, doesn't automatically mean I can be any more mobile. And I was taking it easy when we was playing. Its just bad luck thats all.

Also, I ain't played football like that for about 2 years. I drifted more towards basketball, and that is less strenuous. People just hit me with the ball at the 3 point line and I rain 'em in.

soccer is gay...sorry dude...

ATTENTION:

no matter how cool you seem.
we do not give a fuck about your real life.

Attention:

No matter how cool i act
I still live in Tennessee...

and your name is the don of mics.
you know, most people come up with something witty or at least normal.
but noooooo, NOT MISTER REBELLIOUS!

Wireless, please redirect your eyes to your signature.

wow, nice one there
gee, where did you get the idea to tell me that?

not from your un-orginal ass....

your name is Wireless.....wtf? ....didn't think up Blue Tooth first??

ur a joke...now jump off my nuts

you don't have any nuts to be on.
oh my god, that wasnt original enough for the big bad don of mics..
damn..

lol.....well i got better shit to do...so peace out homo..

Maybe you and your inbreeded family can go hang a black person later!

Wireless, why are you commenting on people being unoriginal and acting all sarcastic when that kind of sarcasm as an insult of its own is more fucking played than anything that has been said in this forum.

So, how about you take a step back and think before you open your mouth because you are sounding more unoriginal than everyone else in this thread combined.

No, you dumbass shitfucks have no sense of humor.
Sometimes sarcasm (that's the word you were looking for, dumbass) is the only way to get through the fact that i'm insulting you.

I think the point you're missing Wireless, is that you're posting on a rap battling site, acting like you're some sort of texting champ when you're actually wack as fuck. I don't want to be blunt here pal, but you're insulting Don of Mics when you're actually wacker than he is, and at least he has a good sense of humour (look at his sig) when all you have is a big mouth and a frown.