If you were asked to describe....
 

What 'Jesus' is?

What would your answer be...

a random dude christianity nominated to be the messiah. they end up worshipping him despite their bible sayin somethin about false idols, so in order to cover their arses they said he is technically God too...

*claps sarcastically*

^ass*, not arse

I'd ask why you're making yet another "OMG Christianity is soooo tupid!!" thread.

jesus is bullshit...there is no jesus or god or heaven or hell or destiny or fate or curses or luck

Nah, I think Jesus did walk this Earth, but only as a prophet. Christianity is just homo and said he was the son of God.

Yeah.. I thought so...


Jesus isnt that guy who was supposidly alive 2000 years ago... Jesus is the name given to a religious military leader that is said to be on his way to rid the world of evil and bring on a new age according to jewish prophecy. Its a combination of 'ja' and 'zeus'.. And christians who say theyve found the guy who they think is 'jesus' are just full of shit...

This thread proves how much christianity has fucked us over... Ask a bunch of westerners what they think jesus is, and they dont even begin to show an understanding of the origin of this name.

As far as I'm concearned, even an asteroid comming down from 'the heavens' could be jesus.. And when it hits and kills most of our race.. A new age will begin for humanity....

Sure sounds more feasable than some fucken dead jew who they 'think' is probably gonna come back to life sometime a few millenia down the track and save us all or some bullshit..

If jesus was a man. Humans would probably just kill him again.

no one knows who or what jesus was or will be... so let everyone believe what they want to and respect each other then everyone can live in their own happy little world and it won't really matter. cuz to debate on something no one has 100% proof on is pointless- werd

i'd say jesus is the name that the druids and pagans who invented catholosism gave to a dude named yashua bin yosef, who studied gnostisism under gamaliel. those pagans wanted to control the minds of their enemies and the masses so they created a religion and claimed he was "theirs".


yup, that about sums it up.

you need to learn how to make a point without attacking the people who disagree with you and calling them stupid or less intelligent than you, because that just makes you look like an Australian douchebag. :rolleyes:

nah g im from UK we say and spell it both ways here lol

What do you have against God? or Christ for that matter


You seem to just LOVE TO hate it

what happend to you when you were younger?

You just made the same mistake again dude...

Christianity gets attacked and you act as though its an attack on the credibility of god himself..

Thats pathetic... Christianity is not god you stooge.. Christianity is a bullshit religion who believes some dead jew they worship is the prophesised religious military leader (mesiah) who 'kinda jus didnt do his job' last time round so hes soooo gonna come back one day and save us all...

I love and worship god....but I think christianity is a silly little hyped up diversion that only morons take seriously.... Same with Islam... Same with Catholosism.. Same with Judaism...

See you dont actually know jack shit... Your brain is just spazzing out telling you that if you have 100% faith in what youve been told by ONE religion, itll hopefully be the truth and youll be saved from an eternity of pain and suffering.....

Coincidently, you cant even validate that either...

Your being scammed by jews and you dont even realise it...

Have a nice life buddy....

Jesus is the reason all things exist. All things in existence were made by him and for him. Without him there was nothing made that was made. Jesus is the ether they talk about in science. The dark matter. He's the force of the universe that holds everything together. Jesus is the son of God. He is the 2nd member of the Godhead, with all power. He is our savior. He is the only way to God. Jesus is the king of king and the Lord of Lords.

Jesus is.PERIOD.

*w out reading every one elses response*

some random dude, that used powers we all have, just miight not be aware of yet, like magicians of our time, that got blown out or porportian by the masses and then even moreso by the roman emperiors and then even MORE SO by the cathloic church and even MORE so by our times......lol...is all hype....kina like southern rap.....dude was nothing special....

possiably nimrod....AKA the same person who was boodah and a lot others...krishna also i believe.....osirus...if he was something special as they say, he was just another deplection of a "angel" or ananuki........ENKI ...........aka...me...or maybe you....possably.....but doubtfull.....who the fuck knows

thats just a disgusting thing to say

I say Jesus Christ was the prophecied messiah of the human race and son of God, whose title is Jesus Christ, but not his name, and over time, Satan has molded other cultures in ways where his title has 2 different meanings....as one person brought up...'jesus' means ja zeus, which i see as saying 'son of god' cuz zeus was the greek god, but also means "jehovah is salvation"...and christ comes from christos meaning annointed...so ya, i believe Jesus Christ existed, but that wasn't his name, just a title given to him, ....

I believe modern christianity is manipulated by satanists and has over time been manipulated in such a way that in these days now, they would be able to discredit the person known as jesus christ and his mission.... i believe the crusades were all contrived by satanists who had controlled off rome and the church and manipulated wars under the guise of christianity and islam and what not in order to now be able to discredit these religions and blame our wars on these religions...those religions being Christianity, Islam and Judaism... i think that sums it up for now...

100% product of sunday school...

See the problem with labeling Yeshua Bin Yosef as the sole deity son of god, singular prophesised messiah and saviour is that his life outcome retrospectivly is just another misunderstood warped religion to add to the list spawned from the jewish belief structure..

I wont be a jewish puppet...

Unfortunatly the majority of the western world will..........and wont even realise it..

^^^ whatever u say elmo

lol, ok there...seeing as how the only time i ever been to sunday school was about 12-13 years ago for one day..... i just read loads on the illuminati conspiracy , and of all i've read, seen n been through has lead me to these views....

like, if it was a sunday school answer, don't you think i would have demonized islam and judaism,but not christianity?? but i don't do that, cuz each religion is controlled and manipulated from within to some degree or another...for instance, i don't believe jesus/yeshua was born on dec.25th, cuz as you probably know, that date was chosen by constantine to attract more pagans...i believe jesus/yeshua as born on september 11th, and that would be part of the reason the illuminati performed 9-11-01....i don't like the typical image of jesus/yeshua we all have seen with the sun disc n halo because the sun disc n halo are sun-god worshipping symbols, which imo, have no basis in the bible, same with dec.25, but are manipulations put in by the illuminati...also,on the picture/image of jesus/yeshua that we have, i have read that it is actually the new age groups sanat kumara....and the illuminati love anagrams, and when you take sanat and rearrange the letters you get satan...

so it ain't like i get all my answers from a one sermon preeching guy who dunno what he's talking about, i also do my research...

So he created the universe, according to the Bible, thousands of years before he existed? Why don't you just fucking say God did it, and not Jesus? Jesus was his reprensetative on Earth, wasn't he? Stop worshipping a false idol.