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I'm in deep shit.
So I found a turtle on the way home from work today, and I didn't pay close attention to it, but when I got home I filled a pool with water and wrote on the bottom of it with a sharpie "NATHANS TURTLE" (that's my name)
and like, I got online and looked it up, and it turns out it's an endangered species ROFL. I need to go release it at 9 o clock tonight. But yeah. I hope no one else finds it lmfao. |
I'm calling the police. [/willsunyu]
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why dont you just give it to those people that specialize in that kinda shit
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rofl @ writing on an endangered species with a sharpie lmao
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IF your in deep shit why dont you just get a pooper scooper?.. lol But dope shit at findin' the turtle, just tell the fuckers you saved it from gettin' smoked my a car or somethin' cuz when we found one we let it go, it started walkin' across the road and a transport fuckin smoked it.. lol
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yeh but how would he explain his name written on the bottom of it though lmao
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Lmfoamflaomfalmfomafao, that's dope.
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I guess I never thought of that.. lmao, why would you write your name on it?.. I thought you just wrote your name on the tank!!
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BWAHAHAHA ROFLROFLROFL @ writting "NATHANS TURTLE" on it, ahahahaha, fuckin hilarious.
1 time back in tha day there wuz a snappin turtle walkin down tha street not far from my place, n everybody wuz scared of it n shit, n my friend Kyle startin pokin it wif a big stick, n it grabbed tha stick from Kyle n broke it wif hiz mouth, lol, werd |
I AINT GOT A TANK I GOT A POOL.
but yeah i just got back from releasing it in the wild. I'll go back tomorrow on my way to work and see if it's still there. thanks for the support niggaz >.> oh and mime wassup it's anov L. :thumbup: |
if anybody else finds it its not like you're the only Nathan in the world... at least you're doing the right thing now that you realized its endangered, so its not like you would get in trouble for it anyways even if you did get caught.
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Or option 2, just kill it and bury it in a yard.
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uppin lmfao
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It'd be wicked if somebody found it and thought it was a new species of turtle.
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lol this week on discovery channel, scientists discover turtle with amazing black patterns on its shell that spell out Nathan, FASCINATING!!
Reporter: So what do you call this new species of turtle? Scientist: I think we are going to call it "Nathan Turtle" |
This is truly hilarious.
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^^^LMAO!!! omg, this shit is hilarious. :laugh: when you commit crimes, do you tend to leave an autographed polaroid of yourself doing it behind too??? :huh: lol. j.k. heres how you get rid of the evidence: use the same permanent marker that you wrote your name in and color out the whole area as to totally conceal your identity. s.v., c.s. |
too bad this shit happened like a year ago lol
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id never bring wild life home with me.. domestecated animals are just dependable liabilitys to humans
so pointless |
quality........................................... .......
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Seriously? I never saw that turtle again..
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lol,did u cover up the evidance like sv said?
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