Amazing..
 

This happened on another day, but I'm just now remembering it


Now, I suggest everyone on RV to pretend to be a dope dealer when talking to girls. THis wasnt even intentional but the results were amazing..


This one day I was at the library(this shit happened before I got my internet connction back obviously), I saw this girl. She looked pretty good. At the time I was just getting out of this internet relationship that didnt.... go so well. Plus since I'm not in school and i dont go out much I haven't seen a good looking girl in a while. I'm reading this greek mythology book and she looks like shes doing homework. Now I'm debating wether I should go talk to her at the risk of bothering her, since shes doing homework. I decided to go talk to her and as I'm walking up to her this dude comes over and is like "can I help you with that shawty?".(ps I'm from chicago and shawty isnt said here, so I got a little offended at his game using) And she's like no thanks. And he walks away. So I CAUTIOUSLY ask her "uhhh, was that your boyfriend?". And shes like "No, and why you ask me that". And I'm like "I'm doing a report on african american relationships among the youth". And shes like "what" and im thinking "....gay, but ill continue"


I just responded with nevermind and we started talking and shit, and basically I went back to the otherside, but after a while I just asked her to come to my side. She did and she asked "how come I never seen you at school what part of chi you stay in". I said "riverdale" and she said "riverdale is bitchmade" and im like "that's nice, but I don't go to school". And she said "really so why are u reading that book?". And I said "because knowledge is power" and she said "teehee so what are u a dealer or something". And im like "no" and she said "nah you lyin yes u are, I can tell". And I said "no im really not" again but then she said mmhmm. I wasnt really interested in this so I asked her to sit next to me. Basically since I'm the hugest pussy in the world I actually just wanted to kiss her -_- wasnt tryna get head or fuck her or anything because I'm an asshole. Theres another part to this but ill leave it out. So basically I kissed her. And she said "I know ur gonna deny it, but its cool I aint a snitch or nothin, you wanna come to my house".

and at this point I'm just like "ok". So we were about to go to her house, but then she runs into a group of her friends and she whispers something to them, they look at me, i look back confused and worried, and they laugh like bitches who im gonna rape soon etc, but then she comes back and says my bad my friend need me to go with her cause her boyfriend just left her and she need me etc so I didn't get to fuck her with the knife like I hoped.

But umm me thinks her thinking im a dope dealer, almost had me fuck a girl in a span of 20 minutes. :( without the assistance of alcohol etc



Sorry for my long thread :(

WAIT A MINUTE >:0 if that bitch was so sad why were they all laughing. GRRRR

yeah u got played. lol sound like me back in the old days son. D:

"I just wanted to kiss her not fuck her." rofl. And after your kiss you ain't even GET her! sad shit

actually sounds to me that she LIED to you bout her "upset friend" when really the fact is that she thinks your a drug dealer scared her off and caused her to blow you off in a nice way with the help of a lie. and something else about you probably was what made them laugh at you. dont mind her though theres lots of other fish in the sea, just dont mess with the tuna.

Nah, the shit I left out explains it -_- "too soon"

u actually had an internet relationship? hahaha LMAO HELLA GAY....

Yeah. ....


If you're gonna have an internet relationship at least be a player about it.

Have no less than 3 girls at the same time. Aight?

ROFL

No, you fail.

HE SURE DID HAHAHA LMAO NOW WE KNO 2V HAS INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS TOO HAHAHA LIKE I SED BE4 HELLA GAY HAHAHA

YEAH LOL NOW U NO I HAVE INTERNET RELATIONSHIPZ CUZ I SAID YOU SHOULDNT HAVE NO LESS THAN 3 ROFL WHAT A HERB LMAo

I'm moving to tha Chi. werd

she played your ass

man... that sucks, i'm glad i got a girl... i been with her so long tho, i bet i wouldn't have any game trying to approach someone new...

internet chats are dope i remember having like 5 chat room girlfriends when I was like 12 lol

Man I Lie To Girls About Everything..If It Works Well Enough For To Grab Them Why Tell The Truth?

If you lie about everything.. you're either creating a separate personality or many separate personalities in other people's eyes. that's pretty hard to maintain so good luck with that.

Nah...It Aint Like Im Lyin To People I Don't Know....Im Not Internet Dating...Im Just Switching Up Ma Age,Name,Etc The Basic Shit

"It Aint Like Im Lyin To People I Don't Know" - How the fuck do you get away with switching your age, name and everything basic to them then?

Cause Man Listen Lemme Skool You....I Might Meet A Bitch Right Bam...I Tell Her Im 20 When In Reality Im 18..I ll Tell Her Ma Name Is Such And Such When It's Really Not...And Just Switch It Up....But You Got Remember Who You Tell What...Now The Only I'll Tell You The Truth Is If Your A Girl Im Really Feelin Otha Then That Im Lyin

so you are lying to people you don't know or've just met?

Right?

Lmao. She said teehee? And HAHA AT YOUR INTERNET RELATIONSHIP YOU EMO BITCH. You probably got blown off because you fucking said that African-American studies line to a dumbass bitch.

Ay Crazy Hades Why You Hatin On Him....Man 2v A Person You Don't Know And Person You've Just Met Fall In The Same Category

I fucking know that. So WHY in the HELL are you saying "It Aint Like Im Lyin To People I Don't Know"?

So you're lying to people you've known for a while or HAVEN'T just met.

please use your brain, you've continued the same stupidity with like 3 posts now.

I'm not. Indeph and I just got out of a very difficult internet relationship (he couldn't type up a suitable BJ).

You Not Making Sence......Just Shut Up Nut Ass Homo

lol.. I hope one day you will come out of your fake reality and see more than just words strung together in a sentence.

<_<

in the chi if you see girls walking past you yell SKOOOOOOO if they stop and turn around, then they goin, if not, wait for the next girl