How much alcohol do you/can you consume?
 

i was lookin in 2v's beer thread......and i noticed a competitiveness there...so i got curious as to how much all of you claim you can drink? or have drank before? Or drink on the regular.


For me, the most i've ever drank...i flooded my liver and had to go to the hospital...which is like...staring alcohol posoining right in the face......anyways.....i had this shit called tuaca...maybe 3 shots...a whole half gallon of malibu rum....6 beers...about 1/3rd of a fith of vodka.....and a couple jellow shots made from everclear..than i went downstairs...and drank some more malibu rum...(these girls lived below me...and they had malibu rom tropical or whatever)....there was only a little left..than i had a few shots of lemon vodka....than i drank a little over 1 and a half things of md 20/20....i was still drunk at 9 pm the next night.....real drunk.....somehow i didn't puke either.


I've killed a whole fith in an hour or so numerous times...usually get sick though unless it's vodka....on the regular....how much i drink varies...sometimes i can have 10 beers and be as drunk as i want to be..sometimes it takes 10 beers and 3 40's of steel reserve....by the way...if you ever go to the hood...steel reserve IS the best buy for the money...6 16 ouncers.....2.50....thats over 2 40's....for the price of one...and steel reserve will fuck the average man up.....anyways...just share some stories or something....i was just curious....i only know one person that can out drink me...other than that i can easily out drink everyone I know...and Being as how I am a in fraternity..that's saying a lot.....and this guy who can beat me...beats me no problem....i shit you not..he can drink a half gallon of shitty vodka to himself over a few hours...and be good....not trashed..just good....shit is rediculous

You talk to much.

i don't talk enough.


I would love to write a book on how gay you just made yourself sound.

But i'm selfish...and would rather you think about it, instead of point out all the answers.

lol forreal u jus asked a simple question. and u went on writin 3 paragraphs. lol

are you slow at all? Those 3 paragraphs, wern't questions. They were questions i was asking people, that i also answered.

If you are going to do something, do it right the first time. The more detail in which you explain your questions, the easier it is for people to answer...which saves everybody else time, because they don't need to ask questions. I could have easily written just as much, if not more...had I said..."how much do you drink" and than had to answer everybodies questions, time, and time again.


That's common fucking sense right there.

Tbh I can't down too much beer OR liquor.. lol.. I can beer bong two 40's in 20 minutes, I like that, but liquor straight? Nah.. I actually have a phobia 'cuz when I was a lil kid I overdosed on mad pills.. one time I took one hundred and twenty of them, & another time I took 16 vicodin pills and got forcefully put in some hospital & punched a doctor lol

But the last liquor I drank, I had 4 mixed glasses full of everclear (frozen watermelon), topped it off with about 5 bowls of weed, then killed that with 1 shot of everclear.

Then the rest of that night I think I was trying to sip my 5th mixed drink. then cuddled with some bitch & crashed.

I don't puke. Never have really.

man..last time i beer bonged a full 40...was the night before easter...like my junior year of highschool...i also did two that night..i don't think it was in 20 minutes though...i also had a bunch of gin though too..so i felt like shit the next day.

that's too many pills bro... I took 13 oxy cotton's one time...and i had a lot to drink...i had a party at my place...and i woke up....sweating bullets....it felt like my body was on fire..i could hear and see my heart beating..my head felt like it was going to explode...oh...and i was paralyzed from the waist down..i had to crawl to the bathroom floor and lay in cold water to keep myself cool..than i had to decide whether i call 911...and potentially save my life....which would also inevitably inform my grandparents I had a party...or...i could try to tough it out...and hope i wake up after i fall asleep...naturally, i chose option 2. I was fine, and never got caught....that was a stupid fucking decision though...what kind of sane human being is more afraid of the grandparents who took him in, over death?

watermelon and everclear, good choice...5 bowls of weed and ever clear? I would have gotten the spins...easily.

I love drinking, i love weed, i love doing them both in excess...but not at the same time in excess..i wish i had some weed right now...how the fuck is it possible for someone who loves to smoke, not have any weed, while they are in oregon?

Maybe, i'm subconciously afraid..because the east coast turned my THC tolerance to shit....

fuck the weed out there....no seeds and stems for me....I had to grind up over 3 ounces just to get a tiny bit of keef....out here...it's much, much easier...as boring as oregon can be, or sounds, the weed is superb...and the downtown portland nightlife is just as fun as anywhere i've ever been...and a lot safer too.

my friend rafael never pukes..he is a fucking lightweight..give him 6-10 coronas and he's blacked out...he'll get so rediculously sloppy..yet the bastard never throws up...and has never had a hang over....i think this is the only thing i am jealous about in the entire world.

For real, I think that Blisss and I are probably the biggest alcoholics here.

"what kind of sane human being is more afraid of the grandparents who took him in, over death?" so many others. lol.

"fuck the weed out there....no seeds and stems for me....I had to grind up over 3 ounces just to get a tiny bit of keef....out here...it's much, much easier...as boring as oregon can be, or sounds, the weed is superb...and the downtown portland nightlife is just as fun as anywhere i've ever been...and a lot safer too."

im from the east and i get bagz of dope shit. you musta just had whack hook ups that talked themselves up like they knew what they were doing. i fuck with no seeds.
getting no stems just means ya shit was tampered with son, the shit is a tree, how the fuck u gonna expect no stems wtf lmao. you take them out yourself.

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=224422

^ I'm a sad man. :(

nah, when i mean stems...im not talking about THE stem...im talking about all this extra bullshit that I know didn't come from that specific bud..it's like they collect the stock...and use it as filler so bags weigh out.

Canadian dope pwns.

i hope you speak the truth...i plan to go there...as soon as i get a fucking passport..otherwise i'm stuck in canada....and i'll have to sleep on your couch.

Kenora = Alcoholics

no my friend. Though you may drink a lot. I can promise you, the dirty white trash rednecks we have in the southern parts of america...drink much more...drinking lowers your inhibitions....which is basically....what is acceptble and what isn't....they drink so much...that they feel it's acceptible to never cut their hair, or wash themselves. Sleep with live stock, and allow every tooth to rot out of their mouths and ears.



the regular full blown acloholic, drinks to feel better...they drink to forget about their depression.

The people i'm speaking of....drink to feel depressed

we drink as much as they do but look sexy while we do it...

...not all stinky and rotten.

:)

well, how do i get to your neighborhood? is it a beautiful day in the neighborhood?

its always a beautiful day in our neighbourhood.

see, thats what mr. rodgers said..turns out dude is a cold hearted sniper from desert storm who told howard stern..."in my prime i could shoot the dick off of a humingbird with no scope from 300 yards out"....in those exact words...


you can see why i might not trust you so much anymore.

1. i just got out of a rehab program and you guys dont know shit about alcoholism, i'm afflicted with a disease i don't drink to feel better
2.if you are an alcoholic or bieleve you are one it is best to start going to a.a. now because this is a progressive disease and it may be fun now but it will get worse, i have been where your at and ive been where you don't want to be

first you know what i do or don't do in my free time..next you know my medical history....i was joking J...relax..i know a lot more about alcoholism than you are giving me credit for..it's something i've needed to understand to survive in my family with a level head....i assure you..i'm ok....good lookin' though.

Red Bull + Spektikul + Drakel all real life bros.

Alcoholic brothers, fuck I'm half in the bag right now.

how retarded. i drink and i know its not possible to drink an entire half gallon alone. enless shits spaced out over like entire day.

i drink, and most likely much more than you if i feel like it....and i know it's possible....i actually went on google last year some time..to see what the fastest time was for drinking a full half gallon of liquor
i don't remember it because i was drunk
buti remember it was signifcantly faster than what my friend did it in..


keep in mind..it's not just me that's amazed..it's everyone he's ever met.

that would include you, if you ever met him.

so now your writing off somethin one for your friends did as something you've done

you could have just said..." i have trouble reading"

because thats exactly what you just displayed

. . . . *cough*. . . u done?

again you talk to much

and the declining display of your intelligence, is speeding up tremendously

lol . your funny

depends one the night or if I have been on it the night and day before. A few nights ago three of us done 2 bottles of VSOP.

it don't take a lot of alcohol to get me drunk.... i like to call it being an economically friendly drinker :)