F.oo (0-1) vs. Spektikul (0-1) vs. SKAAL (0-1)
 

It Was A Good First Week Of Pre-Seasons, But... We've only jumped up by one member, so we have a 3 way match, and I expect EVERYONE to vote on it. I will monitor the three way battle as well as every battle for invalid/valid votes, but the 3-way match, just like every other one in the future, must have every battler vote on it, because of it's Rules. Here are the 3-way rules for all week 1 members & K-M:

All three members check in, (in whichever order) and the first person who checked in must drop first (After everyone else has checked in). Then the last two can drop whenever, whoever's first is first. But make sure EVERYTHING is on time! 3-Way matches are hosted and will NOT take any no shows/late writers. If you are late, I simply won't allow you to drop, and you will get two losses. So tell me ahead of time before you no show to save your ass.

The winner of a 3-way match gets 2 wins, the two losers get 2 losses. It's risky but worth it. Good Luck!

Battles Up: Thursday Mid-Day, 12:00-2:00 PM Eastern.
Check-ins Due: Saturday Morning, 5 AM Eastern.
Punches Due: Monday Morning, 5 AM Eastern.
Battle Closes: Wednesday Midnight Eastern.

check..........

^ Fucking guy.

Check.

:gfy: check. let's get this under way

F.oo:

RV life's all you got, might as well litterally pull the plug..
Cause ya drop so much garbage your an internet litter bug..

SKALL:

Ill flip SKAAL, he LAAKS talent in battles an it hurts me to read'em..
This bitch only showed this week cause he heard about the 3 some..

spek:
you couldn't 'visualize' a win, with 'magnified' 'spektikul's'
tha 'lifeless 'garden' of death' they'll establish you a 'vegetable'


f.oo:

since you've been 'pre-seasoned' you're ready tha 'char-broiler'
you 'swift' but you couldn't 'cut tha (win(d)' with a 'car-spoiler'

Just got back from outta town, fuck it yo..

Spektikul:
Everything is played on Spek, I mean the dude said it himself,
I guess he won't be too hurt then..
.............................when he sees his girl leave my house.

SKAAL:
This kid swings and he misses, never hit a home run in his day.
'Cause SKAAL either no shows Orioles lose every match on the way.

Alright I'm gonna break this down just out of respect for you three showing early. Awesome job, way to show your devotion to your text capabilities.

Spektikul

RV life's all you got, might as well litterally pull the plug..
Cause ya drop so much garbage your an internet litter bug..

vs. F.oo

Everything is played on Spek, I mean the dude said it himself,
I guess he won't be too hurt then..
.............................when he sees his girl leave my house.

Winner: F.oo

F.oo

This kid swings and he misses, never hit a home run in his day.
'Cause SKAAL either no shows Orioles lose every match on the way.

vs. SKAAL

since you've been 'pre-seasoned' you're ready tha 'char-broiler'
you 'swift' but you couldn't 'cut tha (win(d)' with a 'car-spoiler'

Cut the wind? optional without the d? That is fucking gay.

Winner: F.oo.

SKAAL

you couldn't 'visualize' a win, with 'magnified' 'spektikul's'
tha 'lifeless 'garden' of death' they'll establish you a 'vegetable'

vs. Spektikul

Ill flip SKAAL, he LAAKS talent in battles an it hurts me to read'em..
This bitch only showed this week cause he heard about the 3 some..

Winner: Garden of death is a cool idea but ruined the vegetable wordplay because Garden of Death is simply a metaphor. SKAAL you definitely lacked this week, dude, Spektikul's punch betters yours.


F.oo wins. lol. Good battle.

wtf at 2v and F.oo being all over each others dick???

Spek won this one on account that his name play's were better than any one elses....

personals should be the most ciritqual thing in a 1-2 league....and nameplays....nothing else really means shit

Vote: Spek

Mine is personal, Spek is one of my best friends, I live in the same town as him, we covered some Neil Young and Elliott Smith the other day, totally bad ass. /How am I on 2v's dick for saying he won his battle when he did? Explain?

I vote for Skaal, lol

Spektikuls first line, was over simplified and relatively weak, his second punch towards skaal was better and effective

Foos punch towards Spektikul was weak but his one towards Skaal was better

Both Skal's punches were decent, creative, and effective, the first one was a lil eh, but i understood what you meant and it was not bad, but i liked the second one better

Overal- Skal, for the effectivity of his [i]combination[/b]

1-1-1.

Keep voting..

I vote for lasagna! I fucking love supper.

The reason I am hosting this battles is so you guys don't have to do this.. lol - 2v

interesting............

spek vs. foo..... foo wins

ehh i didn't like speks punch against foo ...not feelin the "internet litter bug"...i think it could of came harder than that....
foos punch didn't hit that hard either but it was more personnel....

spek vs skaal....... spek wins
damn this was a close one i liked both punches..
skaal your punch was creative i like the effort u put into it.....but spek killed it with his name play and the punch he put it together well and made sense of it....good shit here spek....

skaal vs foo skaal wins skaal

skaals punch was a little more creative and more effort put into it smoother too....
foo if your punch had a little more effort put into it i would say a tie....

...... i vote spek ....his punch against skaal was overall the best punch here


~1~

Lmfao @ effort.

Word, I'll try that next week so I don't need dental f[loss].

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe, Spek hombre, I don't work Friday, let's drink our faces off and tag team your girl or write some music, you decide, get back to me.

sounds like it could be a plan...

...do you work on saturday??

^ thanks for the update, lol.

...now lets see if these other kids actually vote by tomorrow.

I think Ransum and Juvey are only left to vote, doubt Juvey votes though, he no showed his battle, so basically just Ransum

between skaal and spek cuz i thought foo punches was weak and wasnt creative at all...

Ill flip SKAAL, he LAAKS talent in battles an it hurts me to read'em..
This bitch only showed this week cause he heard about the 3 some..

vs

you couldn't 'visualize' a win, with 'magnified' 'spektikul's'
tha 'lifeless 'garden' of death' they'll establish you a 'vegetable'

danm hella close battle here...

but there can only be 1 winner : tie but i have to go with skaal for this one..

i thought hes was a bit more creative rather then a 3some line....

vote skaal

guess were tied and need another voter by tonight.....

f.oo-had gool/cheesy word play that was pretty funny...and had a comic punch that made me laugh...overall good job..urs stood out the most to me.

spek-meh was pretty decent...but nothing to brag about.

skaal-...liked ur punches the least ...basically nothing to them imo.

v/f.oo

2-2-1.

spek and skaal are up. Mystic your vote doesn't count because you don't have a battle yet, however, if it comes down to it I may accept your vote to get the battle closed later (in-case someone else votes for F.oo, obviously, since that would break the 2-2-2 tie you would create)

Anyway, I PMed don, he should get @ this.

spectikul
vs.foo- the line made plenty of sense, it was formatted well and flowed well. not really personal but it was good. decent.
vs. skaal-
line is too played. erytime i've seen a 3 way battle somebody has used that line b4. not so good.

overall- y'all all had one good line and one not so good line each. but the one that hit the hardest was...

SKALL cuz he had the hardest hitting line in the battle.

foo
vs.spek- that line is used too much.people who dont even rap use that. its not even really a punchline, its more like a comment the way that'chu formatted it.

vs.skaal- it was a good line.it was personal & flowed well. only advice is that'chu take the s off of the end of orioles cuz it would be like sayin' "or he'llS lose" see what i mean? but overall it was good.

skall
vs.spek- the line was formatted and flowed right but it was just kinda corny. it made sense but it just wasn't funny or hard-hitting.

vs.foo- not personal. but it was great wordplay throughout the whole 2 lines. well done.

Skaal wins.

Skaal - (2-1)
Spektikul - (0-3)
F.oo (0-3)

.... Sorry guys. Good battle I guess.