Christianity
 

Sorry christians...

but I lol'd

Someone give the un-metaphor version.

I see no humor in this.

i see a ton...............christ = zombie

hahahahah

I love how an agnostic can post such things.... Live and let live....

if your right in the end... then there is only this life....

but if a christian is right.... then you sir will be missing out on Eternal life....

Whats wrong with having faith... and believing in something bigger than yourself???

Why is there a need to judge one's beliefs??? where is the wisdom in that???

This post is Blasphemy and not the slightest bit comical... May God forgive your ignorance.

World Peace

-Don Tito Bronsky

hahahahahahaha.


except zombies are mindless and crave flesh. And usually, dead.

Not resurrected, living, people.

My beliefs?

Don't worry, you can't possibly attack them.

I believe that everything that exists exists, and everything that doesn't exist doesn't exist.

I also believe that perceptions are what governs emotion, and that perceptions are easily changed by thought.

Finally, I believe that everything is what it is, but it doesn't matter what you call it or how you look at it.

Oh, and also that there is no such thing as a wrong or right view.

Also, I am a Buddhist who doesn't believe in Buddha, and a devout Christian that uses a Bible to prop up my speakers in such a way that the music sounds more bangin'.

Do your worst.

"Finally, I believe that everything is what it is, but it doesn't matter what you call it or how you look at it."

'Nothing'.

Holy shit, you're all fucking hardasses. Get a sense of humor, this wasn't an arguemant against your religion. You're fucking pussy if you get all defensive about your religion over something like this. It was meant to be comical. Learn to laugh at yourself sometimes like when fat comedians make fat jokes about themselves. Gimme a fucking break, this wasn't a "why christianity is dumb" thread it wasn't trying to make an arguement.

Stop being such pissy bitches

Im pretty sure muslims, jews, and many other religions believe in after-life. You might wanna stop being such a cry baby over a picture that was made as a joke, and re-think that one phrase.

I can see how it's funny to non-christians, it's jus not funny to me. word.

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Well I respect you man, because it wasn't funny to you, but you didn't WHINE AND COMPLAIN bout it, ya know? Cuz you recognise it's supposed to be a joke.

Check this out

Was Jesus a zombie? It's clear that's a joke. Do anyone actually think, the maker of this picture, REALLY believes that Jesus was a fucking zombie?

It's fucking obvious he wasn't, it's a damn joke. Lighten up guys.

Lmao @ this, nice.

And you can't attack omb because he doesn't exist. At least to me. I don't think he exists, therefore he doesn't exist. And if he does, it's only because I BELIEVE he does. [/logic]

the applied logic phalez

It only fails because you THINK it fails. [/logic]

Either way son.

I don't think Descartes would aggree with you

lmfao..........

this is seriously the funniest thing ive seen all day....


im saving that image man..


oh and ATTN: those of you who winge and are rejecting this image in any way shape or form.. you cannot deny that this is actually an acurate outsider view of everything you base your faith upon.

shit like that moron comment tito made about how you shouldnt judge ones belief's..

fuck off man, judgeing peoples belief's is what contributes to progression.. and the simple fact you call this a judgement of belief's is because this shows how far from logic christianity actually seems when viewed from a perspective not tainted by a programmed bias.


the only ground you all have to stand on is that while you do believe your 'christ' rose from the dead, common philosophies of this occurance are in no way similar to our modern perception of a zombie.....

Yet modern day sci fi books are that of olden day Religion.

I wonder which is the original?

Problem is, can't say Sci Fi doesn't exist, since the perception of "Alternate Reality" still hasn't been proved false, yet.

may the force be with you

Take a course in philosophy, you'll realise that he's making a valid point; which many famous, classic philosophers have made as well.

I kinda smirked. Didn't really make me laugh. But the way you put it out there is kind lol material

Oh if Christians are right. He will not be missing out on eternal life. Just his enternal life will be spent in a firey pit of hell

Lol yea, "Everyone who's not a Christian will go to hell and suffer"

That's one thing that's fucking BULLSHIT about religion, using intimidation to scare people into joining your religion.

And all you fucking religions do it and go at eachother like "That religion is wrong, you'll go to hell for believing that! Ours is the only way to get to heaven!"

Get the fuck outta here

You guys have some nerve to tell someone who is a great, amazing person, that they will be going to hell because they aren't part of your religion.

You know what, I went to a Christian camp when I was young, I didn't know it was a christian summer camp, I didn't read the flyer because my friend just told me bout it, said you get to shoot rifles at the rifle range everyday and that they played a lot of fun games and had good food. So I went, being the only Jew there. It was the biggest fucking form of brainwash i've ever seen. They take these little kids who are too dumb to question anything and tell them over and over again every single day "Have you accepted Jesus!? He is the only way to go to heaven you know that!?"

One time I asked them, so if I accept Jesus into my heart as my lord and savior, then i'll go to heaven, but my non religious familly who hasn't accepted Jesus, what will happen to them?

The counselor replied "Jesus is the only way to go to heaven, your familly will go to hell if they accept him"

I told him to go fuck himself, spit in his face and to never tell me my familly is going to hell.

I got kicked out of the camp...

Of course YOU would say that. Since..jews control all media...

[/more logic]

Not even Buddha believed in Buddha. I know "I" only have one life, but that doesn't mean I can't have infinite lives. I don't even believe in reincarnation, although I do.

Yeah. In reality there's no absolute right or wrong point of view.

Anyway, if smart guys like you have chosen to be Christian, I guess it must be the right religion after all. So peace bro, have a good life.

And about pedophiles... I guess little girls are kind of inviting. If I was a vampire, I wouldn't be fucking with some old ass males or some shit, I'd be after little girls.

Am I joking? Yes? No? rofl.

Rofl ^ pedophile

No wonder you like death note

What little girls are in death note?? lol

Dummy, Jews do the same fucking bullshit, it's a hit against religion in general not christianity. They ALL say "Join my religion or you're go to hell! Only mine gets you in heaven"

And it's fucking bullshit

No they don't...

Just most monotheistic religions do, like Christianity, Islam and Judaism.

Do jews believe in hell? I heard that they didn't.

I didn't even know Jews had a jesus that they worshiped and didn't kill..

in that case my bad, I dont follow the jewish religion, to me personally it as a culture that I represent not religion

cuz jews look the same, act the same, have distinct features, and live in the same areas together so word

he hasnt come yet

How did Jews kill Jesus? Shut up, that's some dumb passion of the christ shit. It was the Romans who killed Jesus.