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[Since you guys thought the other picture was so horrible, I found one you might appreciate.]

[Take it like a bitch, Jesus.]

lmfaooooo, shit is jokes I'm sure ima go to hell for this one

hahahahaahhahaha...all i gotta say to you is one thing: Holy, shit!

Gotta love Canibal Corpse, wait until the crazy christians on his site see this shit and flip out on me it'll be jokes

....imagine if they were Morman, than you'd have alot of shit to deal with.

haha JTR > Crazy Christians

Back flip front flip ninja karate kick flip move trick. Im PMING STROBE TO BAN YOU hdbslkafshksbfkdsbfslk


Meh....do what you wish. Each person recieves their own consequence for their own actions.

k but fuck Jesus

And may the power 6 spiked dildo's fuck you aswell.

:shocked:...........

Aye man lol, im on this site to piss people off, im just doin my job

ewwww :whacky:

wtf @ posting a Muslim hammer killing a Jew.

you're sick in the head.

It's not a muslim hammer, it says 666 on it home slice.

And I didnt draw the pic, someone working for Canibal Corpse band did it :thumbup:

666 is Arabic for "allah"

lol bro... do you even know any arabic people? Cuz my step dad, step mom, and step brother are lebanese

The last two things I posted were jokes

this post, is not.

(I did a lot of editing and etc. then tried to keep this friendly. I was about to go on about something else, and frankly, no one needs that.)

nice thread >_>

werd up, GO JESUS!!!

RAWRRRR IM A LION RAWRR :laugh2:

Why is heavy/death/black metal so evil

That didn't make sene.. 5 too, or 5"2' ??

I'm like 6 feet and im 18... :thumbup:

It's not, that'sa stereotype.

Why is all rap about bitches and selling drugs and shooting people?

Ohhhh, touche

All rap is about bitches and selling drugs and shooting people. That is a fact. I don't see the point. I can do without the necrophilia and halocaust describings though. Metallica is dope, slayer is annoying. Megadeth and I forgot the name of this other band have a song in my mp3. Metal is what happens when punk rockers gain knowledge. Which is a dangerous combination.

Heavy Metal isn't about evil stuff at all, that's black metal and death metal, which still usually isn't about Necrophilia or The Halocaust :thumbup:

No, you're wrong. Every song made by every band in every genre of all kinds of metal has been about the halocaust or necrophilia. I wasn't purpously blowing a couple things out of proportion as a joke. What you're saying to me is completly new to my mind. I know absolutely nothing about anything not related to rap.

I suppose everything is cleared up and in order now.

http://boomp3.com/m/e2ebcb046bf4/goodnight

are these guys on some job for a cowboy shit, where you can't understand them? that kind of rock can get annoying

ok then you're wrong and you should try not to ever give an opinion on metal ever again..

still, metal has a whole lot less love than any other genre of music.

explain that .



In-fact if not for singing existing, most Metal would actually go under the category of "Genre that involves Least amount of Words"

so yeah metal's quite the uniqueness in today's youth :thumbup:

Ok, let me explain why it has a whole lot less love then any other genre of music.

Becaue it's not about love.

Damn... almost broke a sweat tryna explain that one. If you wanna hear songs about love, go listen to another genre.

There's a lot of heavy metal bands that have made songs bout love anyways A LOT and i wouldn't expect you to know about it.. matter fact gimme a day or two and ill come back with a list of love songs by heavy metal bands.

If singing didn't exist then no music other then rap would have any words... nice try though

Scratch that last bit..

Because you can easily correct me with "But they SOUND like they're saying nothing, but really are"

that's called either of the following.
A. Pronunciation Failure
B. Subliminal Messages.

Both of which are just making rofl all over on the inside.

Write a verse and say every vowel beginning word as if it starts with R and end every word as if it ends with a W. Deepen your voice with strenuous effort and once completed, make the musicians surrounding you find a rhythm. You will be a metal singer in 0 days guaranteed, for it takes nothing but breathing practice.

I WILL KILL YOUR LIFE
YOU FUCKING SAD PIECE OF SHIT
I EAT SOULS
I AM SATAN
AND HIS FOLLOWER
IF YOU THINK I CARE YOU ARE MISTAKEN
RAHHHHHH
..yes...
RAHHHHHHHHH...
...yes..
Rah AH AHHHHHHHHH
yes.

lol and, with love, rap has a lot of it.

country is loathed along with it.

any other genre has a lot more love in it than metal does. So bring your list, knowing that you already do know that any other genre will have more love songs anyway.. But that isn't my main point. The point is Metal is stereo typed to be about hate because the genre of metal has a larger strain of music in it that relates to death. True or False?

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SPEED METAL

GLAM METAL

1st WAVE BRITISH METAL

HEAVY METAL


You`re just talking like a fucking idiot you have no idea wtf metal is and you`re just as bad as fucking morons who say all rap is about is bitches and hoes and shooting people.

Stfu you idiot, you`re refering to a one small portion of metal, you`d never be able to play an instrument as good as any of these top bands could, and you`d never even be able to sound as hardcore as any Viking, Thrash, Death, Black etcc Metal singers do

And you don`t know shit if you think they don`t think there`s real singing in metal, where they actually hit fucking notes.

Fucking ignorant pricks just stfu if you don`t know shit

I JUST FUCKING SAID THE GENRE IN GENERAL ISN`T ABOUT LOVE SO IF PEOPLE WANT MUSIC LIKE THAT THEY CAN GO FIND ANOTHER GENRE OR IF THEY REALLY WANT THEY CAN LISTEN TO METAL BANDS THAT MADE LOVE SONGS

You fuking idiot, WOULD U LISTEN TO A METAL BAND EXPECTING TO HEAR ABOUT SELLING DRUGS IN THE GHETTO AND POPPING A GLOCK, NO YOU WOULDNT SO UR POINT IS FUCKING STUPID AND UR NOT PROVING SHIT

No you fucking idiot Rap is just as negative as metal has ever been infact it`s probably even more negative. Theres so many fucking songs purely about girls being sluts and bitches, that GIRLS DANCE TO, so many songs bout selling drugs and so many songs bout killing people and how it`s cool and gangster. No shit Metal has sub-genres and SOME of them relate to death but everyone fucking knows that what they don`t know is when they come and say that`s all metal is they`re being ignorant fucking dicks like yourself

So eat a fuking cock and try not to ever talk about metal again like you know anything

Damn son I asked some questions and get told I was assuming shit in large capitalized thrashes of cuss words and incoherency .

I think I just got Metal'd

YOUR GOD DAMN RIGHT YOU DID SON

RRRAAAHHHH

:headbang:

you've come to teh dark side.

*GUITARS AND MUSIC BLASTING IN BACKROUND*

DIIEEE DIIEEE
FUCKING DIEEE
FUCK YOUR FAMILLYY
DIEE DIEEE
FUCKING DIIEEE
FUCK YOUR LIFEE
I HOPE YOU DIEE
RRAAHHHHH

:headbang: