The Kid= Not Guilty Bitches!!!
WHAT?!?!?!
Criminal Offense= DROPPED Unsafe lane changes= they wanted to give it to me, but my lawyer is fucking Johnny Cochran jr., convinced them to drop that shit too. HOLLA Speeding=? 30 mph over the speed limit? Only a min fee of $100 WHAT SONS?!?! WHAT?? thank god for my sexy college transcript, deans list, and recommendation letters. Oh and the suit and tie helped too. officer was like "You came in looking sharp, that worked in your favor" BUT WORD. BROOM BROOM MU FUCKASSSSSSSS :shoot: |
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thats whats up my nig |
^WORD son
pic of the kid celebrating the victory!! JOHNNY COCHRAN JR. (My lawyer) I SEE YOU SON!! |
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broo ur making my pussy itchy |
LOL i've been known to have that effect on both women and men. It's not my fault i'm so god dayum sexy boi!
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Good shit, I recently got my charges dropped too. 3 1/2 hours of work counted for 35, now I just gotta get $170 to get my prints and mugshot taken out the system.
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^word?
and son wtf you always IMing me for? You always catch the kid when he away |
My bad, just trying to say what up. It doesn't ever say your away on the list, but the message pops up.
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damn good work...i just hired a bomb ass lawyer to get this hoe ass possesion charge taken care of ....i wish i had a college transcript and a deans list... i got an a.a. list and a probation transcript....
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^damn son
but yea, I saw my lawyer working that shit. Dude be nasty. shit went by so fast, he didn't even charge us for today. Plus, he graduate of school I'm trying to transfer too (UMASS Amherst) so he said he can pull some strings with the admissions and give me a recommendation of sorts. they were planning on sticking me with a $200 fine and keeping unsafe lane changes. But he convinced them otherwise. I was like "A GOD DAYUM!!!!!!!" |
Eclipse > Law
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^word that mu fucka ain't want a piece of the eclipse son!! OH HELL NAWH!!!!!
I wasn't operating to endanger, I was operating to make him look bad! SEXYNESS+ Eclipse ftw NIGLETS |
lol, but are you for real on Johnny Cocraine Jr. being your lawyer? That shit is fucking crazy. How much that fool charge?
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come on son thats not actually his lawyer the price Johnny charges it'd be cheaper to pay the tickets and get criminal offence lool
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i know, thats why i was a lil huh?
but word if it was, CHEWBACCA DEFENSE! |
u dropped a 200 dollar fine to a hundred? huh
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^^^lol. im fighting an ungodly jaywalking case that might mean 25 to life for ya boy. who woulda figured???? at least i have Jesus, reese witherspoon and mcgruff the crime dog as my legal team. lmao. jk. spul. s.v. |
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^^^ummmm... ...and dont you mean "VROOM VROOM...". :huh: lol. you sound like the wicked witch of r.v. right about now. lmao brutha. you know im just givin' you shit fam. its all good, hollar... esvee, cee-ess |
straight pic though....lookin' all classy and shit. :thumbup: i'd hate to see your wardrobe had you'd been arraigned on misdemeanor or felony charges. you'd prolly rock a solid gold tux with ruby encrusted loafers and a platinum kangol. lol. fuckin' stud. :thumbup:
p.s.: mustang > eclipse the supervillain of crhyme |
Wow I wish i had ur charge. i gotta deal with Domestic violence Treatment classes. and Probation for a year. shits fuckin dumb as fuck
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^^^...and who are you beatin' on???
s,v, |
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long story short i poured alcohol on my ex bags of clothes and they call that D.V |
*shakes head.*
"...i just dont know..." s.v., c.s. |
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dude she deserved itt she hit me twice in the face made me bleed a shit load. and did alot of shit and for me 2 jus pour liquid on her plastic bags of clothes. sends me 2 jail and a charge. Fuck that. |
lmfao... word up
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my lip was fat and purple as fuck took 1 week to heal fully. I should of spit the blood i was bleeding in her face and told her to fuck off.
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did she cheat on you?
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no thats when she broke down to me right when i was gettin arrested she begged the cop to not arrest me she was like im so so so so sry baby. that whole me cheating on u was a lie i only said that to get to u nothing happened I swear. i shook my head and sat in the cop car b4 he shut the door i told him to hurry up and take me to jail cus its better than that bitch. and he shut the door and smirked and drove me away while she was crying screaming and shit.
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so you fought a chic? congrats, now your even MORE of a faggot and you've admitted to it
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i got a d.v. and an assault with a deadly weapon charge on my dad....smacked him around when night when he was all drunk and called my girlfriend at the time a whore..come to find out she was a whore...hahah...
i'm on felony probation and did six months for 2 counts assault on a police officer one count vehicular breaking and entering...so basically dont drink jagermiester with me cuz it may get ugly... i got like three ho ass minor in possesions.... then i just caught a fuckin possesion of narcotics and maintaining a drug vehical charge...eeeeeeehhhhhhhh....... i think if i fuck up again they sendin me downstate ya dig....but yeah keep ya asses out of trouble shit is not worth it |
lol, i'm drinkin Jaghermister right now.....shit is sooo dope
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lmao uh-huh..... I would trade my car to be that cop at that time |
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why would u laugh to see a girl cryin her man back b4 he gets in a cop car? |
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omfg no not fighting you dumbass i would never hit a girl. Ever that shits weak. plus you dont even know what happened So Stfu. |
and whoever would do that is fuckin pathetic as fuck.
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I would laugh at you shaking your head and telling officer "jail is better than this shit!" rofl how cornier can you get? and whether or not she lied or not, you're still pathetic. Getting cheated on 10 times and sticking with her is pathetic, actually believing that "lie" is also pathetic. |
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9 guys & One girl > saying OMFG like a lil pussy & hitting a girl you can't get more gay...yet every day you seem to find that possible, so congrats :thumbup: |
^^^ Ownage!!!!!!
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Omfg I would never hit a girl. I didnt hit her i pulled out a bottle of alcohol she had in her Plastic trash bags of clothes. and after she swung on me i took it out an opened it an poured it on the plastic of her bags. not her property. In no way shape or form did I hit her. I never have hit a girl and I never will. |
so in other wards....you fought a chic, again...congrats
one other thing, how's living at home still? |
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