Week 6 Mag - It begins.
Week 6 Mag - It begins
Intro Battle Reviews Top Ten Punches Battle of the Week No Show Shine Power Rankings Outro |
Intro. Well despite the usual no shows from the sketchy sign ins that sign up for no apparent reason but to waste, my time, an the rest of the battlers in the leagues time it was actually a good week. The champ match was probably a weak one to start off the VTL's first HW match. But due to the fact Kirks goin on a week long writers block..which goes for OM's aswell,. An Lay's 70 line verse he posted the night before for the OMB tourney really thinned these two out for this match. There was some good battles..we have got a few more veteran heads joinin up for the league lookin to shake off the rust. So we got some goo times in store these next few weeks, once they start gettin back into their groove. As well as the other heads that are lookin to make a name for themselves or just eager to try an grab the title. Now's the time to make the move. Battle Reviews HW Match - Kirk vs Lay Despite this being widely anticipated an built up, this was a weaker battle thane expected from the two. Kirk's had trouble writing all week, an Lay' got face raped on concepts the night before scraping em all up for a 70 line verse for the OMB tourney. This was a bland battle, but the two votes that came in - YES, two whole votes. Shitty amount of votes for the champ match, it should have a majority of the votes out of all the battles. Kirk pulled away with 2 votes to none an claimed the first VTL HW Title. Close battle, but next week people for the HW Match make that a voting priority please. I'd like to see more votes. Contendors Match - Ram vs Flight THIS battle got alot of voting activity. They both dropped okay,..Flight a little inconsistent even for his standards. But he did come in with his usual funny punches that are to be expected when facing him. Ram had a few nice swings in too, but they were too far an inbetween to pull off a win in this matchup. Mauvais Loup vs Adam This battle was kinda weak, but it was a close one. Mauv came weaker than expected an Adam still lookin to shake off some rust came meh at best. He had some funny lines an showed glimpses of what has potential of doin in a match. He threw in some good punches an in the end it was consistent enough to pull out the win in almost a complete vote sweep. JTR vs LFS LFS IS getting a little better, I would appreciate if when you guys voted you maybe left some constructive criticism so he knows what to work on so he can progress. He has dropped pretty alright since he joined the league, an he shows potential. He had a few gleaming punches that stood out, but JTR came in with a more dominant verse. LFS still kickin that nursery school rhyming while JTR is coming in with an all around better verse, more polished, an harsher. He edged this one out an dropped above par to his verse last week. Wonder how he'll fair in the Contendors match this week :O Satan vs L.I. L bein one of the new sign ups, he checked an then didn't post an gave Satan a no show win. Satan dropped an avg verse I guess realizing L wasn't goin to drop. But without doubt picked him up a win an some points. Format vs Intangible Format no showed an Intangible won. - Tang, one thing you need to work on is your actual punches. This is text, it doesn't matter how many multi's you throw into a punch if its not harsh or creative then its viewed as garbage an will get you nowhere. Look up some old battles or look how Kirk or J , adam , Nick , me , Flight. Peep any of those guys verses an you'll see what your verse should be goin for. Setup - an then the second line flip a concept into a punch. You didn't really have any punches last week, so I just want you to try an improve so you don't get walked on this week by LFS. Should be a decent matchup if Intang tweeks his style a bit to a text style an not postin audio verses. BigChase vs dutch Bigchase got a DQ win. Dutch got caught biting in a topical earlier in the week so Kirk dq'd him an booted him from the league an bascially gave Chase a free win. Gkillaz05 vs Ryan Hughes This one was a decent battle. Both no showed. But Nick came in an dropped better than they both could combined. Haha, showed some funny punches so he was awarded a win for effort an helpin out to cover a noshow. Good shit Nick, now ya got a battle this week. So lets see if you can earn some points against somebody who shows haha. GL. Top Ten Punches u aint on my level, only ppl w/ a fear of heights should battle u clown cuz here punches can take Flight, w/ out ever leavin the fukin ground Ram vs Flight Forreal? Well, I know I'm gonna be dousing your fire... to keep it poppin', But you're right. What it really comes down to is wire... you even dropping? Kirk vs Lay yeah thats right, you're shit, and don't act like its not fucking true see i'm fly for real... they just fucking buzz around you Flight vs Ram I'll belt this dame, wreckin this fruit with a weapon or two LFS is my bitch, this aint a battle it's just a domestic dispute JTR vs LFS Get dealt some pain, ur such a fucking noob it's easy to tell ya lame Cuz all ya verses are based around a Link like a fucking Zelda game JTR vs LFS - after L used links in his verse. At least this kid is safe, knows how to use his head, Mauv doesn't rock just sheep skin, he rocks their whole ass hole instead. Adam vs Mauv seriously guys, check the line limits ‘for I beat ya there’s no max in champ matches.. & there’s no Gkillaz or Ryan either King Solo vs Gkillaz an Ryan Your girl gets around, always goin down..so don't be astounded queer. N I heard that horsefly....which is why ya girl hasn't been on the ground in years. Lay vs Kirk you gon' be famous? haha...that's some of the funniest shit i've heard last time you were a one-namer........god had JUST created the Earth Mauv vs Adam Battle of the Week Quote:
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Top 5 Power Ranks 1. Kirk - a.k.a Mr. Consistent he finally climbed to the top. This guy grabbed the title this week, an I don't see anyone with a chance of taken it away easily 2. Flight - He's got a win streak goin an he's back at the top, an ready to grab the title. When he puts time an effort into his verses he's deadly. 3. Lay Fear - Aside from dropping over a hundred lines this week among 3 leagues an a tourney, this guy is top 3 for a reason. An still managed to be faily consistent even though thats not his strong suit. Watch out if your matched up against him. 4. JTR - Shakin off that rust a week at time he's already contending for a shot at the title. He's carries a humor in each of his verses along with an over confident swagger. Overrated? I think not. 5. King Solo - I've seen one key style from this guy an I already know he's a top 5 guy. Aside from his history, if you don't know him...you will shortly. Pz. Outro- Well, the title is up for grabs. It is looking to be a good matchup, this is their second meeting an the last battle they had Kirk won with a bit more consistency. So the title match this week should be interesting. As well as the new additions to the league, I'm eager to see some new talent in the league that will actually join and THEN show up. Just try to vote a bit more guys, I have noticed a few of you voting more which is a start. But realize if you dont' vote its not fair that your battle gets votes. An I left out the prediction part of the mag..an added a Prediction thread for you guys to try an guess. Whoever gets it right gets one points added to their rank. Predictions are off based, cuz really anyone can beat anyone given concepts, irl events etc. So its a waste of time writing it really, an the thread was Dickard's idea, so thanks to him. Everyone show, an lets have another good week. Pz. by: Lay |
loololol @ over confident swagger, i fucking love it, awww hunny buns you know me so well :love:
sorry for only voting on one battle this week and 2 the week before, i promise to vote on every single battle from now on |
boo at the top punches... some were ok but most where ugghh you know. could you please let more then 4 people in a week too.
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yeah i was camping all this weekend, didn't get a chance to come on really, nice work on the mag again bro
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cool mag.. but LMFAO @ you putting Mauv's punch in as the best of the week... that shit is PLAYED TO FUCK. I've seen loads of Adam & Eve style punches on dude.. shit, I've even dropped one or two in my time.
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every1 knows i killed it with that keystyle though. word. :)
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lol yeahhh.. well I was tired it was like 4.am I just grabbed some punches I saw from each battle
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^ LMFAO!! Dedication at its finest.
Y'all should be peeping my verse for this week. Another quick 20... should be enough to beat that Keith Moon hobo. |
well usually each verse has one decent punch..lol I knew i was streching grabbing Mauv's though. but oh well.
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yes sirrr
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Good shit, sooonnnn.
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^ you got mag next week son, I'm leavin saturday for jamaiica..an won't be back until thursday or friday next week.
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"walked on this week by LFS" jeez way to give me too much credit. lol
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well if you seen his verse last week, he wasn't really puttin out punches..just alot of rhymes n shit, for a flow. If he did that, you would walk all over him. lol
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yeah i guess. i try my best, takin people's advice every week. just tryna get a vote lol.
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Yeah well you got alot of potential man,..I'm tryin to get more votes each week..an instead of just sayin na..they actually tell ya what you can work on. I'll give a thorough breakdown this week. na meannnn son. haha
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Jamaicans smoke that hardcore shit!
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wtf solo so fuckin random. and that's why i love you.
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Yeah I just found out its not Jamaiica,..were leavin out of norfolk virginnia..an then goin to Burmeautu or however ya spell it. The cruise boat is fuckin dope thoughh..
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I thought you were just gonna say "we're goin' to norfolk instead." I was just gonna say, lmao.
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I took a trip not long ago. I left my house and ended up at the store around the corner. The sight-seeing was awesome. I saw some birds, couple of cars and some fat muslim stood on the curb slobbering all over the place with his retard lip.
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lmao at nick,
no.. if our vacation was to Norfolk I would probably bitchslap my parents n jus stay home for a week with the house to myself. |
^ Oh shit! House Party @ Lay's!!
I'll bring the entertainment, trust me.. you haven't seen comedy until you've checked out the fat muslim with the retard lip. That kid has mad dribbling skills. |
haha..we could all diss the muslim, freestyle.
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Yo, all the HW Title matches will be archived.. I made a thread in the Front Office that'll show links to the hw matches..an it'll keep track of who's been HW champ n how many times.. AND ..we got a highlight reel..so if you've seen any dope punches nominate them in there..its so good punches don't get put to waste. an you can't nominate yourself. an..me n kirk decided there will be end of the season awards..best battler - most hw title defenses - most points in a season - most improved - ..etc we'll think up some shit, just lettin ya'll know. pz
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Most Awesome Motherfucker = King Solo
but shit, nominate dope punches... every1 can just nominate my entire verse NAWWWW MEAN! |
hahaha..yeah son.
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How many battles will I have to go through to get to the Champ Match?
Taking into account that I won't lose I mean. |
lol contendors gets decided by points an who had the best verse for that week. an obviously the loser of the last contendor match can't get thrown back in. an the winner in the champ match..an the loser of the hw match can't get contendors..so its bascially who has the best verses of the people who won.
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Soon. That was all you needed to say. :)
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probably, well kirk will be settin up matches this week. So it'll be up to him.
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What if I slip him a $100 over paypal. But, it would obviously be under the table secret. SSHHH!!!
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If you slip me a hundred, I'm pretty sure you win VTL.
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^ Your record may be flawless, but we all know I beat you way back. :)
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Twice. I know. I figured I'd reset it when I stopped being bad.
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Twice? Really?
I thought it was only once. |
You beat me in a league once under the name Maximus.
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Oh, word. I haven't got a fucking clue what you are on about, but okay. :)
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I mean that's what my name was. Lol.
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