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JTR 09-03-08 08:20 AM

Miley Cyrus diss (text) just for fun lol...
 
Why? Cuz i fucking hate this bitch. Feedback is appreciated and if you want to write your own diss on her feel free to do so and post it here.





^^ FUCK!! This can't be happening, shit! I'm bout to start having a fit!!
I was hopin my long lost sister was Vanessa Hudgens not THIS less talented bitch! -_-
Ahaha, iunno whats' more embaressing; that you aint really my sister but i pretended it's true..
Or that I made the dumbest face ever so I wouldn't seem forced cuz i'd bear resemblance to u?
And lol @ how we heard bout your exposed pics but they only fucked with our heads
Like "Wtf! These pics aint even hot!? Ima go jerk off to Vanessa Hudgens instead!! >:O"
Plus lol @ Vanessas bf, if i had to choose between him or you, no homo i'd give dick to dude
Cuz with a lil make up I guarantee Zac Efrons feminine ass would make a hotter chick then you
"OMG DIRTY MILEY CYRUS PICS" Nah ur undeveloped & body's bout as smokin as infants
Bitch! You coulda raised that shirt a meter higher and we wouldn't have noticed the difference
Thanks to you Disney movies are officialy ruined and im going through the hardest of trife :(
When I watch 101 dalmations I'm reminded of ur boy shorts & how they scarred me for life
I mean fo real, peep your body you aint really rockin a ten...
...when Roger Fedderer could use those tennis balls under your bra to beat Andy Roddick AGAIN
Media's talkin again: "Hanna! Think of something quick before your career stops and it's dead!"
Any bright ideas? No? Try taking ya light bulb shaped nose & putting it on top of your head?
Since when did childrens shows characters start having sex and get naked for pleasure?
By the looks of your outfit and nose I'd say Barney and Big Bird must have had a baby together
And look bitch I know i'm JTR but quit calling me, we're only gonna have goupie sex...
When you finally decide to stop being a tease and prove if you've grown hair on ya coochie yet
MILEY! LISTEN! You're fucking UGLY!! I don't think you're gettin it stupid
Look, I didn't even have to show off my hot body and pulled the pic off better then you did
I mean come on, gain a little weight, are you jokin bitch?
Those ribs you got showing wouldn't even feed an etheopian
LOL @ how you look like the Taco bell Chihuahua, seein you is like meeting my hero
Tried to turn me on with the puppy dog eyes but only made me hungry for eating burritos
No talent bitch, after these picture scandals you know your career is gonna die down
& ya chances of makin a comeback are as thin as you've plucked ur ugly eyebrowse



Don't worry Miley, if your shows gets canceled cuz of those pics when you hopped in showers
Atleast with those teeth you can be Mike Myers stunt double if he makes a new Austin Powers

09-03-08 08:25 AM

Way to go Miley.. helping little girls become sluts at younger ages and encouraging old men to masturbate to her.

pathetically repulsive......

no comment on your text verse

JTR 09-03-08 08:51 AM

lol oh, ok, thanks

Cola 09-03-08 01:39 PM

u did this for a league, you lil liar...not for fun


but still..that raise your shirt up line...rofl

J. Luth 09-03-08 02:32 PM

word what league you ask? Just peep the sig b

King Solo 09-03-08 02:47 PM

yeah, that diss was pretty sweet.

but Nynth's chris hanson line in that Miley roast kills everything..

Cola 09-03-08 03:26 PM

yeah, like a Chris Hanson line isn't played...

Magic5 09-03-08 06:13 PM

I can't lie, Vanessa's picture was hot as hell.

J. Luth 09-03-08 06:20 PM

^rofl @ your rapperz.

but lol Chris hanson lines played. word

but yea, got some coo drops tho

JTR 09-03-08 06:33 PM

the hanson line never gets old tho as much as we play it, that's the beauty of it

King Solo 09-03-08 06:39 PM

^ Exactly .

Magic5 09-03-08 06:47 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SPuL
^rofl @ your rapperz.

but lol Chris hanson lines played. word

but yea, got some coo drops tho


Hahahahaha, I just started adopting the muffuckas left and I'm just letting them die off. It's like genocide over here.

JTR 09-03-08 06:49 PM

^^ how come you're never on aim fucker??

King Solo 09-03-08 07:09 PM

^ because AIM is fucking gay.

La Cosa Nostra 09-03-08 07:23 PM

id hit it......

J Summers 09-03-08 09:16 PM

go figure...this wino got an obsession with twelve yr olds

Cola 09-03-08 10:14 PM

^^says the same guy who's obessed with black dick

J Summers 09-03-08 10:24 PM

nos dickryder...you love corny white cock...fagsexual

Cola 09-03-08 10:25 PM

whoa, that was orignal.

J Summers 09-03-08 10:33 PM

f'real if corny white kids say anything humorious you so quick to hop on the nuts its...its...its....amazing

Cola 09-03-08 10:34 PM

Just as funny as you jumpin on a black dudes dick

Hows Wayne n Kayne's dick feel down your throat?

J Summers 09-03-08 10:40 PM

now its kanye...
fuck first its em... then its weezy now its yay.. next its hov...i'm just that fuckin good kid...you no selling waste of space should of been an abortion

Cola 09-03-08 10:43 PM

rofl, YOUR THE WIGGER THATS JACKIN HIS SHIT

even your new rap, you had to jack his adlib to make a decent beat

YOUR A JOKE, WIGGER

Magic5 09-03-08 11:18 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Farnsworth
^^ how come you're never on aim fucker??


My new AIM is myboyrhaw. Add that bitch.

J Summers 09-03-08 11:30 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pinky
rofl, YOUR THE WIGGER THATS JACKIN HIS SHIT

even your new rap, you had to jack his adlib to make a decent beat

YOUR A JOKE, WIGGER

tfts lova........

Cola 09-03-08 11:32 PM

shut the fuck up, you whack fuck

J. Luth 09-05-08 03:24 PM

^lol obviously didn't read the whole thread

J. Luth 09-05-08 06:56 PM

^well sorry but reading the first page of a thread takes the same or less time than posting twice in a thread. ;)


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