What are you going to do....
 

when the zombie apocalypse occurs? We all know it's inevitable.

id go and steal two samurai swords and be unbeatable...

quickie response:
i'd make sure that i surrounded myself with less bright, less agile, slower, fatter people for distraction purposes. :evilgrin:


s.v.

put on my thriller jacket and git to work :cool: werd

I'd smoke a blunt with them

I'd go to the nearest medieval type museum and steal a suit of armour.. then cop a couple of batle axes and go to fucking town on them mofos.

omg. my lil brother says the same shit....
i have one answer
chainsaw bayonette

^ rofl.. cop one of them gears of war guns

So in other words, you're all dead?

How the fuck am I dead?

Obviously I would make sure I got food and water to stay alive that way. But how is a zombie gonna bite me when I got a full suit of fucking knight armour on.

Lol. You actually think that would work?

Death jizz. Kid tested, Zombie approved.

Why wouldn't it?

Zombie teeth ain't going to be able to bite through steel. If not a suit of knight armour I would crafted my own out of raw fucking steel. Sure, it would hinder my movement but at the same time keep me alive long enough to cleave the bastards heads off.

Well, that all depends what kind of zombies you were dealing with. Also, since your movement would be slowed, you'd probably get overwhelmed and buried in zombies trying to eat you, and be unable to move.

Nah, because I would be cleaving like a madman.

All you gotta do is craft one out of some strong ass metal, but lightweight shit.. like Heath Ledger in A Knight's Tale. Good movement and good protection.

Then beast on them motherfuckers. And I would never allow myself to get swarmed. Just because I am protected don't mean I am going to walk head on into no zombie hordes. You gotta think.. with world population providing the zombie numbers.. I just gotta steer clear of real crowded places.

You know like if I was in Tokyo or some shit I would be FUBAR'ed.

Well I guess we'll see when it happens.

^ lmao, shut up

Lol. You won't be saying that when it happens. You're gonna be like "Oh my God! I gotta contact Kirk and execute his ultimate zombie plan before I get turned dead!"

bro ive done some hardcore weapons training...

give me a metal sharpened double edged staff or some swords and i could literally walk through big groups of zombies and tear them to shreds... id most likly end up wandering around till i can find some hot non-zombie-turned women to fornicate with..

thatd be my kick...

^ word to that shit

but.. the only weapons training I ever did was nunchaku... fuck man, i'm a just have to beat them on the heads with some bruce lee moves.

Lol. Yeah, man. Sounds like a plan. [/sarcasm]

You know what, the first thing I will do is fucking hunt Kirk down. Then I will find out what his GREAT MASTER PLAN is, then steal it. And before I go, I will feed his fucking smarmy ass to the fucking zombie hordes and watch as he gets torn to pieces.

Orrrr, you could help execute my plan.

sweet boa staff skillz [/n.dynamite]

i'm in kirkle you fucken tosser as long as it involves a chainsaw bayonette

^Speaking of which. Get on Gears, faggot.

can't right nizzzzoowwww....g.o.w. is at the cuzzzinssss...

I suppose I could do that. But, does your plan involve capturing loads of zombies and then putting them in deathmatch situations with CALI and his broom.

Because if it does, then shit yeah I'm down.

After we execute the plan for the first initial outbreak, then yes, we can do that.

rofl.. speaking of zombie holocausts though..

i've read some of the published books on that shit like "How to Survive a Zombie Holocaust" and others and shit.. all good.. but on this site I write on www.fictionpress.com there is an unpublished gem called The Graveyard Tales.

If you can read and enjoy it, it is really a good read and worth a look.

I saw that "How to Survive" one in Barnes and Noble the other day. I almost bought it but decided not too just because it cost a bit more than what I was willing to pay for it. But yeah, I'll check it out.

cmon kirk.. the threads at 3 pages now..

whats your master plan..

it better be good :evilgrin:

Is it to drown them all in a sea of pinto beans?

I can't tell you guys, man. You'll just have to come to the states when it happens.

But, if the fucking world is infested with zombies.. its gonna be a bitch to get a flight out from the UK and Australia.

There will be signs that its happening before everyone starts freaking out and all flights are grounded. It'll be like "A 12 year old boy cannibalized his entire class on a field trip to the Disney Land." That's when you'll know to come on over.

Come on over, come on over baby!

Lay Fear said he was gonna go to the military barracks. LAWL. He'd get fuckin' shot in the head if he even came close to that place. Then he said Home Depot... Both places everybody would be going to. Horrible idea.

I'll hide in the cellar I keep Laura Dinapoli locked in. There's tons of food to survive years of being helplessly stuck in a cellar. It also has reinforced doors to keep from anyone getting out, I mean, to keep from anyone getting in, and the entrance is hidden inside a closet so it's hard to find.. you know, for zombies. I think I should be pretty safe down there with her....

I would go to the Mall, because that's not cliche at all.

Lol you can hide in my cellar with me and Laura