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this just happened to me a minute ago and im a bit upset about it but i dont know why the fuck it happened so tell me whats the prob

i get like this sometimes but it wasnt as bad as just a minute ago

i started pissin in the toilet and you know how you look down and expect to see where the piss is goin? My shit went two completely different directions and luckily i had a trash can next to tha toilet so i pissed in the trash can and the toilet bowl at the same time and I kinda like swiftly panicked and tugged on my dick to pull the dickhead open I guess and at the same time making sure I wasnt somehow pissing on a string hanging off of my pants (they pajamas holla!!!)

so yeah

how/why the fuck does that happen and does it happen to you?

i had to clean out the trashcan with a towel. :uptight:

yeah you jus gotta pull the foreskin back a bit and its all gravy, straight line, wam bam thankyou mam hotshot aiming once again..

i was hoping this would be a slightly more interlectually based question though... im dissapointed...

naw im circumcised.... my foreskin doesnt cover my dickhole.

oh right..


well then i dunno what the fuck your problem is... i wasnt mutilated as a child by jewish tradition....

thank fuck for that.......

push the piss out as hard as u can... it should fix it....

it sprayed full force in two different directions earlier !!!!

I've been fine since then though

i think the middle of my uh.. penis hole.. had skin that stuck together.. i just dont know why.. what the fuck

probably cum stuck....

i might have to consult a physician about it, I can't have that happen again unless I'ma start pissing out in the fucking cold.

and I used to think having a small bathroom trashcan was fucking pointless. who the fucks gonna be opening a bunch of toothbrush cases and candy wrappers in the bathroom? Maybe to use q-tips but .. :|

residual semen after previous ejaculation

Fact: Although circumcision started as a jewish tradition, the advantages of having a nicer looking, more hygenic and more sanitary penis has lead people of many different cultures and ethnicities to have their children circumcised by a trained and professional doctor, rather then a Rabai. Nowadays most circumcisions are performed out of personal taste, rather than out of religion.

The More You Know.

yeah nah, im 100% how god intended me to be bud...


and theres nothing wrong with the way my cock looks... ask the women I sleep with... only difference between me and some other dude whose circumsised is that I pull back the foreskin and clean inside when I have a shower....


cant believe I just fucking openly discussed these matters online.......

whatever tho right

had you wacked off since the last time you pissed?

I don't recall doing so and that's why I didn't bring it up.

I remember havin' problems like this after a night's sleep also.

It isn't dry skin is it?

I have asked alot of women, and they prefer the look of a circumcised penis, but say in the end it's not a huge difference and they don't really care or will make a big fuss about it. Your penis is less likely to get infected, and will have less bacteria if it's circumcised though, that's just a fact.

im circumsized and that shit happens to me sometimes too.i dont know why the fuck that shit happens but thier has to be a reason :cussing:

maybe you really have two small penises, that when side by side, look like one regular sized penis? :whacky:

Go see the doctor asap. It was just the middle skin of your pee hole sticking together this time.. but what happens if all the skin sticks? You go to pee one day and your dick is gonna explode! :laugh:

I'll be a shatter bladder D:

God didn't mean to make you. :nono:

Wait, JTR...

You only got ONE penii?

i remember one time when i was like 9 the side of my dingaling got like caught on my jeans or somethin and angled my peehole down onto my jeans and i didn't realize it and pissed all down my damn jeans before i felt the warmth and stopped... lol, shit sucked.

quit fuckin' around that was yesterday

lol, naw mayne... my peepee is big enough to hang well outside my pants now lol. shit was horrible though, one of those nightmare experiences from my childhood i'll remember forever, i think i was on a school field trip or something too, so it REALLY sucked.

they almost didn't let me back on the bus when we went on a school field trip and they said not to go in the water but there were sharks in the water so i went out and played in it and the bus driver was pissed cuz i was all wet and sandy when i got in back in the bus

not like they could abandon me there on a secluded beach

lol

all kinds of fucked up shit happened to me as a kid now that i think about it.

i remember one time we lost a kid on a field trip and didn't realize it until we got back. LOL

yeah your class is the reason every other class nowadays is buggin' 'bout roll call huh lol

yeah, Ac's right.


cuz sometimes i would do that same shit...n b like, wtf? than i started seeing how it would happen after i'd have sex, jackin off


good luck on solving your problem of the two way stream

I don't know why or how it happens, but that shit will more often than not happen every time if you take a piss after previously ejaculating.

Also, it can sometimes occur say if you have been jogging or running. Its happened to me a couple of times.. I've rushed home desperate for a piss, got to the toilet and my aim was completely fucking shot. I have found though that for the latter, after running or some shit that if you give it a shake before release you should be just fine.

i heard it can also happen after sticking objects up your asshole.

^ ROFL.

Perhaps we should ask CALI, I hear the broom gives him good rim jobs.

word, Cali and his 'hard' prison time experience would allow us to know