wiping yourself out
 

absinthe is a beautiful substance....


i had a fight with my brother tonight..........im going to a supermodels house to smoke a lot of weed and get drunker than yopu can fucxking imagine...


alcahol is thr best cure for everything

aswell as valium and codene tablets


at the end of the day...........i get sex with a supermodel and i can be as drunk and fucked up as i like...............mwahahahahaa


wam bam thankyou mam

i love you rapverse..........your all my friends.......if anyone of you comes to australia.........fucking contact me..... for fuck sake

i wanna see pics of this supermodel, werd

im on her laptop now i but im strictly told not to look around on it -__-----


we got a full bottle of vodka and some lift but so were getting smashed

im at school doing homework :(

Absinthe is great in large doses, enough to make you hallucinate.

^^ so is cold medicine

yeah im goin' around the world so don't kill yourself before i come to australia

i dont care how cool or lame you are, im sure you're str8, I'll chill witcha 4 a bit =)

fuck that son search her files n shit

I never hallucinated on Absinthe.. aside from seeing green, the same way you would see red or blue when you put those cheap 3D glasses on, cept less intense...

and that's the only hallucinations people should get on absinthe unless they're experiencing a placibo effect

And the proper way to drink it, is to melt a sugar cube on a spoon and put that into your shot, then take it down

Actually that's the proper way to get Diabetes from drinking it.

Alcohol transforms into 100% sugar when it gets to your heart because otherwise your body can't break it down.

Let's just throw a melted sugar cube in that shit per shot right!!!

drink it straight. be a man.

Lmfao, drink absinthe straight... uhmm, no thanks

And yes that's the proper way to drink it you fucking moron, don't try to correct me, wtf do you know bout drinking absinthe? Have you ever drank it? Researched it? Have you ordered a shot of Absinthe in a bar in europe before? No? Because I have... and that's how it was served. Yea it can be served straight, it can be served mixed, but it's usually served how I said, and that's how you get the full effects of the "green screen" hallucinations

Muh fuckas think they smart and shirt, smh

lol @ 'muh fuckas think they smart and shit'

just after saying 'Yea it can be served straight, it can be served mixed, but it's usually served how I said, and that's how you get the full effects of the "green screen" hallucinations'

So tell me, which of the three methods is more correct? Or is the only speculated, (melted sugar on a spoon) or perhaps (commonly served) way the only correct way? Enlighten me by fixing your own words up.

You know, I wouldn't be arguing this if I hadn't studied absinthe.

Come son me as usual oh king of masterminds and best online friend of Zone Out.

zone out is the reason for stereotypes.
and yeah thats how always drank absinth with the melted sugar...but i was wayyyy to drunk to start halusinating...i'm with big pic on dat purple

^^ if your absinthe was a cheaper kind, and not the genuine illegal shit smuggled here from Europe, then that would explain why you didn't see any green.



Well aint that a fucking surprise...

Some people (2v) are just too fucking stuck up...

we were both wrong bout that stupid chicken of the sea shit, so obviously that proves you're not always right.

Atleast I have the fucking nuts in my sack to admit when I say something stupid...

Coming and trying to correct me like you've studied Absinthe and are some kind of expert on it. Get the fuck outta here...

I know what the main way to serve Absinthe is, the same main way they serve it accross bars in Europe

you got some fucking nerve, fuck off, im not going to argue with you cuz there aint shit to argue bout

nah we had the illegal shit...my buddies mom ordered it and we drank her stash while she was out of town...i just remember throwing up red and having the spins at like 4:30 pm

Canada doesn't have the real shit.

yea, that sucks but I got a better one...

I drank absinthe for the first time after killing a quarter of a 1.3L bottle of jamaican rum, half a mickey of southern comfort, a few shots of peach schnaps, and a couple guiness beers... then I chugged like 4 big gulps of the Absinthe....

I was puking on the streets hardcore and in my friends bathroom all night, then I had to go to work from 10am - 2am, and I was on my feet all day working as a cook in a restaurant. At closing I had an argument with one of the barmaids, so that pissed me off even more. Then my debit card wouldn't work so I had to walk home in the cold instead of taking a cab.. That's when I got jumped by 5 guys for no reason who came out of a truck....

Worst day/night ever. Me and Absinthe aint really been on close friends terms since then.

Oh and I found out who a couple of the dudes who jumped me were, went to my old high school, I've fucked up a couple of them and their friends hard since it happened 2 years ago

I get mine imported illegally from the Czech Republic dude...

It's a waste of money, just do shrooms.

lol it costs the same as any other bottle of alcohol

and around here shrooms are hard to get

There is no fucking way shrooms can be hard to get in the Montreal area.

For me they are. I need to start hanging around those hobo junkies some more

Nah bro..

Montreal is like culture central in Canada, I bet 1/5 people there know where to get some good shit.

Lol dawg. I LIVE here, in montrea, I know...

Trust me, dealers these days round here don't sell mush, because it's not worth it for them to go through the whole process of growing and processing it. They get way more money from coke and weed, which is usually the only thing dealers got for sale these days. I used to be able to get mush whenever I wanted. Nowadays you'd be hardpressed trying to find some ectsacy and speed even, dealers aren't even having any of that on them. And I know A LOT of dealers. I can get mush, but i'd have to plan it in advance, I couldn't get it in a single day just like that if I got the urge to suddenly take some.

W/e though, I get the bomb blueberry, mango and juicy fruit weed, sprouted from BC seeds, grown in Ottawa, and smuggled by one of my best friends here :)

I also get the bomb Jack Herrer, so I'm set

except A. I wasn't wrong about chicken of the sea
and B. we're talking about the SAME absinthe. It doesn't make it anymore absinthe because it contains sugar, bro. I never said I drank it in europe, I said I studied it. that is all. want more information on the liquor while I'm here or can we leave it at that?

Of course I'm the stuck up one.. fuck you..

You're trying to correct me by saying the method of consuming Absinthe is stupid and acting like it's not the most common way to drink it. So stfu.

And you were wrong. Fuxjustaword or w/e his fucking name is came through with the info from the actual fucking site and we were both way off.

So once again, atleast I have the fucking nuts in my sack to admit when I say something wrong or stupid.

but i didnt. lol.

he didnt come through with a site either. he came through with the same knowledge i knew and was attributed to.

tuna is a can smells just like chicken in a can. hence chicken of the sea. You and zone out dropped this crazed view that TUNA IS TO THE SEA AS CHICKEN IS TO THE LAND lol

Yea...

man, arguing with you is like punching a brick wall. No matter how hard you hit you go fucking nowhere.

Pc.

it smells like canned chicken

he took that from wikipedia and didn't cite his source

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_of_the_Sea

google is your friend JTR

i dont eat canned chicken or know anyone who does. I doubt the owners of a multi million dollar company eat canned chicken either :)

oohh and what a surprise it doesnt mention anything bout smell on that site

wikipedia is a fucking bullshit site anyways

only thing it's good for is helping me bullshit through homework

mc one up, should be your new name