Judge these battles..
 

Aiight so on another unmentioned site i have a load of haters saying im losing rap battles...

Look at this shit that I'm being told I lost...

MC Elle--
he says he wants more, but i ate him before
call me a bitch, i nail your balls to the floor
coz im fresher than ice on a winters morning
i spit the reality coz actually this drops a warning
to you fool, coz the only fluid i leak
is poetic lines, with rhymes that i was born to speak
your syllable boundries dont reach over two count
my flow is rich, think your ass is drought
so call this a taster, coz elle is coming back to this thread
fear in your eyes, coz im spit leave your dead
so come on hater, wannabe paper chaser
i hate ya' i know you love me, im out cya later,....

Me-
yo
Elle take a look at your verse, you'll 'fucken cringe cause I doubt'
you noticed you never used rhymes over a 'double syllable count'
you dumb cunt.. id nail you too, but 'thats a law I'd break'
your obviously 12 years old n thats called 'statutory rape'
your 'fat & boring lame' ass couldnt 'percievably fuck too'
your 'full of crap' you 'foolish bag', thats why you 'think that I love you'
im the 'ultimate hater', i hate your bitch ass all 'women are whores'
your 'bulky n fake cunt', would love me to stick my 'dick in your draws'
your 'rhyming is stupid', im 'slightly abusive' but ill 'righteously screw this'
bitchs 'mind till shes toothless'.. pshh, n you say poetic 'lines are a fluid?'
your obviously dumb plus you 'blow, your fake & partially blind'
so just for your stupid ass I put 'quotation marks on my rhymes'
hoe your easy, were both against rape and your 'grotty at best'
thats why 'every guy' that 'ever tried' & heard your 'motto is yes'
laughed at your ugly ass, coz you spit-leave me 'back in the slammer'
for murdering a little cunt & being as fucking 'bad as your grammer'

who won...........for fuck sake...

heres the rest..

MC Elle-
u heard me testosterone got homies blown
ya'll just need a real woman here who's all grown
8 dope MCs sitting in a tree, elle killed 5 which left 3
code III and the other cat, the ultimate hater
ill grab u by the neck and rub ya'll on my cheese grater
lyrically blessed with syllables that get manically twisted
a misfit who's lifted more fake rappers than biscuits
im quick widda mic that gets thicker than mustard
cats scream, coz elle pack the goods get u flustered
like lil wayne said he wouldnt care if i was a prostitute
so i shoot the motherfuckers, take the cash as the loot
coz ive licked the lollipop but my tounge sharp im ruthless
solike gun with no bullets ya'll completely useless ...

Me-
yo i dont know what you heard...
ill leave a bitch with a broken heart
n throw some darts,
youll be at the back, like rosa parks
bend you over fast, rappers like you?
get FUCKED & macked bad
catch a back hand
cause ya pussy lookin like a smashed crab
you wack slag, hell bitch yo, alls im trynna say
is close ya legs, im smellin rotton fish from a mile away
im bigger ya slut, rippin ya cunt like ya daddy im ruthless
battling IS testostorone.....so FUCK OFF WITH YOUR VAGINAL FLUID
you rapping is stupid, it aint you bitch so see ya later
get back in the fucking kitchen and keeping usin ya cheese grater

matter of fact, i aint done....
dominating this thread straight son...
8 cunts, ones a pussy & 6 are fake fucks..
im the great emcee ill break ya knee, rippin it off
elle tried to freestyle, forgetting bitches are soft
shed be better off, licking my cock, but im best to flee
cause that hoes dirty cave brings new meaning to STD
ya reps been beat, here, this slut'll be fearing me cunt
i put cd's on shelves......all you release is period blood
your fickle as fuck, who knows what drips from her cunt
get back on your knees elle n charge to sit n just suck


cmon right...

i know im not a text battler.. but i just want some quotes to take back and post for these fuckheads from a third party.... did i win or did i lose....

yeah you won but you're just shitty enough to confuse a few text newbs that you didn't

probably a bunch of dick riders... you're the only one with, potentially, quotables.

man this is like battles written in 5 minutes or less...

dont act like im shitty, these arnt pre writes with time to think.. these are quick writtens... and these cats are full of shit saying my shit is weak as fuck and that elle bitch came hard and rocked the socks off my verse..

i am in fucking disbelief.....

im just saying, i key way doper shit

and plus u freestyle

i dont

key something....

i'd rather not I said my last verse in the OMB memorial was my last text battle and I have forever quit text.

lol this battle would be below average even back in 04 when RV first started. horrible. Not one of you attempted a creative punch. seemed you went with a more face to face battle style which isn't good move for text.

but you did win tho. Other dude just talking, you actually tried to throw a punch.

Elle take a look at your verse, you'll 'fucken cringe cause I doubt'
you noticed you never used rhymes over a 'double syllable count'

your obviously dumb plus you 'blow, your fake & partially blind'
so just for your stupid ass I put 'quotation marks on my rhymes'

laughed at your ugly ass, coz you spit-leave me 'back in the slammer'
for murdering a little cunt & being as fucking 'bad as your grammer'


those are the only lines i sort of dig...

but yes, this battle was like live......it wasnt like you guys text battles where you have fucking forever and a day to sit there and think of punchlines and wordplay... this was boom boom boom...

so stop fucken dissin it like you cats are so fucken superior... ive read some of your verses too and a lot of the shit you guys write suck fucking donkey balls....

LOL dude, those lines are just saying something. Like I said, in real life you might be able to get away with personals like that.

But in text that shit weak, and it has NO signs of anything witty or clever. go to any of the top leagues on the net to see how those punches get voted as.

and don't give the "it was keyed" argument. I've cyphered for fun on AIM with on RV, JTR, Mim, Nick Fletcher just to name some. And all of them still dropped stuff that would be considered nice, or decent at least and was completely off top going off what I just said. Then heads from Rapmusic like Oneduh, or Baron Mynd, they can drop some sick fucking shit in seconds if you give them a concept.

fact is, you know it wasn't good. And prolly not your best text effort. But don't sit there and make excuses justifying why it was weak. It was a bad verse.

And lol nobody said you were bad overall. Heck, I don't even remember checking out any of your verses except this one and then that last battle here on RV. So no need to start throwing disses at other people's skill.

I've seen plenty of text battles, and I can tell you that both of those verses are trash, regardless of the time it took to drop. I won't say yours is better, but it was less trashier for sure.

Just my honest opinion, not trying to put you down. Just answering your question

alright spul....

well thats fine bud... post me a quick battle verse right now keystyle against me....

prove yourself

I'm fucking timing you spul you better come with something good...

cause im gonna be pretty fucking critical of your shit and its already been 3 minutes....

hurry the fuck up.....

man im taking off 2 minutes for the time it might of taken you to see this but I know your fucking looking dont bullshit me at all...

you better have some fucking gold up your sleeve cause your taking longer than me and that elle bitch are already....

fuck off spul now your ducking it....

this has taken you a very long fucking time... i posted this well over 10 minutes ago..

fucking liar...

i want you cunts to prove yourself.. because all im hearing is a bunch of fucking shit talk..

Spul thats fucking rediculous... i know you saw this thread, and then you clicked the fuck out of it and your gonna pretend you didnt see it.. maybe youll come back later after youve fucking sat there and worked on some shit you weak internet goon...

you just ducked it... I'm asking for a 5 minute drop from one of you cunts...

show me how fucking dope you are on the spot... cause I'm not seeing it..........

ROFL

lmao I don't live every second of my life on the internet like you might.

I was writing a paper for tomorrow, and now it's a commercial during prison break.


seriously, LOL @ how upset you're getting because I give you honest feedback.

and if you are still texting, then what you say you stop battling herbs like this, and losing i might add, and battle me? I mean, you do it live. So fuck, set it up for due by whenever.

but pc prison break back on.

and Prison Break> you.

oh, and you replied 27 mins after me. rofl like I'ma be sitting there for 20+ mins refreshing the thread waiting for you to reply. You aren't worth that much attention. sorry b

I wasnt gonna write a diss back...

it was you proving yourself fuckwad...

you already know the sort of shit ill write on the spot.. and thats to someone i dont know from a bar of soap...

you had your chance, you failed..

if its so fucking easy kiddo then drop something doper than me in 5 minutes of less...

im serious... seeing as you think your so talented....

im saying i dont believe your dope as your making yourself out to be...

go on, drop a really quick freestyled text verse you pompus arab dick...... your ducking it cause your gonna come with some shit lines... but well never know now cause youve had a fuckload of time to go and write some actual lines.....


but go on anyway... do it for real, time yourself... and then we will compare... if your shit is just totally out of my league ill shut up... but otherwise... dude, its 5 minutes...

go for it.. prove yourself

your such a tool baph...such a tool

LOL @ all this prove yourself.

dude if it's 5 mins, 10 mins, w/e. Why not just battle then? If you're trying to "compare" our shit. what's the difference? You just scared you'd be putting your record on the line that you obviously care about so much?

also whoa... show me ONE TIME here that I said that I'M so dope? Or that I'm so talented? Or where I'm going on about me being so dope?

LOL idiot, all I did was answer your question honestly and tell you I honestly thought that verse was trash. And you take that as me saying I'm doper than dope, and talented as fuck, blah blah blah blah blah


But while we're on that topic. One thing I'm sure about. Is if you actually agreed to battle someone other than some unknown herbs, you'd get wiped out. So since you're obviously texting still why not duke it out? shit, it's only 5 mins to you right?

I'll love to hear your excuse

with the personals I got on the some members of this board after unfortunatly spending my internet time with them, I could murder a verse in very little time

beledat summz beast and you.eehhh not so much
you got nothing and i got everything you want so much...
jack ass, i'm tight picture ya mamas fat ass in spandex...
wanna dude to suck ya dick? just takes baph's xanax
can you picture the diction, its locked like conviction
only time this dude was sick when he lost his perscription
your emcee try hard, my bars speak to people, i'm the deacon
and sp, dont sweat it, this kid o.d.'s thats the only reason he sleepin

rofl someone really cares about their online status as a textee.. sad man.. now the q is suspended.. we have a copy cat comin in.. no one gives a damn bro, its the internet. and someone's a bit defensive on criticism? lol! Use to have decent respect for you bro, cuz you seemed mature enough in the past, but you are seriously making yourself look like a child right now.

bro i just wanted one of you cats to prove you could drop a verse in under 5 minutes basically word for word written out that was a lot doper than what i did.. everyone here seems to think that what I wrote for what it was was complete trash...

thats all good... but prove to me that you can do better.. all ive gotton was one smaller verse from j summers.....and respect to him for that funnily enough, there was like one bar or two there that i didnt mind... cant really judge how long it took him to write it ill take his word that it was freestyle but for fuck sake atleast the cat dropped some lines... but i dont think his shit was any better than mine at all.. and my rhyming rocked the fuck out of his too..

spul just proved hes a fake little bitch and didnt drop ONE rhyme after talking shit about mine, i even went and checked his battles out from tournament finals and laughed my ass off at how the shit he writes in a weekly battle final doesnt have half the rhyming skill nor does it top my quick shit by far whatsoever, all he did different was use a few references, that cunt has NO room to talk shit about my battle skill.. 2v aint been around yet but i doubt he can freestyle for shit...

so yeah im in a bit of a state of annoyance currantly at the fuckwads talking crap to me... and no im not gonna battle on this site ever again text because 1 im not a textee i do live battling which i win money for and two the voting is scandelous as fuck, i dont trust personal votes, i like to have a crowd that i can play to to fuck someones rep over not some dickheads trying to give long explenations of what they think about my rhymes when they dont have the balls to post a quick verse to show theyve got the skill to talk shit to me...

i never thought id say this, but the only cat who deserves any sort of props here is j summers.....

the rest of you can shut the fuck up or put your money where your mouth is..

so you admit your fucking trash aswell then..

is that what your trying to say?

Don't waste your time on petty fools bruh.

Freestyle for shit?


I can freestyle decent

Will I if asked? No... I don't freestyle, that's what I'll always say, even if I CAN freestyle..

You need to chill the fuck out.........

and writing a verse is different from freestyling, I can write a text verse very fast, shit, I still write down funny ass disses I come up with but I memorize those in case some dumbass fuck wants to battle me when I gain fame..

no, I said your little reason for getting all personally hurt was bullshit, because no where did I attack you and say I was better in my original posts, you just can't take feedback like a man.

and lmao @ no I won't text battle. Yet, here you are posting up text battles with herbs, and the funniest thing is, you're losing. lmao...

and say what you want, you're scared. We can do it on any site and you'd lose. I'd rape you worse than I raped Adam b. :hump:

but don't worry, if you gonna "waste" 5 mins dropping an audio for Tito. Then add me to the list too. 10 mins won't kill you.

I mean you did say this like last yr too with me. And said you'd be ready in 2 weeks, and what do ya know. Just ducked.

Same you'll do with tito.

stop BSing and battling herbs dawg.

the fuck are you talking about kid...

one i didnt lose that battle... two your a shit battler in my opinion battling is face to face real shit.. ive lost all respect for voting systems on the net thats why I dont do it here, here its all about who likes you more... theres no justice in it and cats are full of shit...

and no i dont do text battles... that was a fuck around thread where me and that elle bitch dropped a few disses back and forth which lasted for a good 10 minutes of fast typing... then she said she won, i told her she was diluded, and a bunch of wack mother fuckers who have internet love for the dumb hoe cause she posts slutty bikini pics of herself came in and started beefing with me...

truth is spul, you, 2v......all of you cunts are here saying my quick verse is weak, wack, whatever the fuck you like.........but then i look up your text battles... and all i see is shit thats roughly similar, maybe slightly more on the punchlines because youve had time to think about shit but always with less rhyming technique...

i look at battles youve had a week to write for finals of tournaments......and think, fuck......if i spat that infront of a crowd theyd have no fucking reaction except stand there like............ehhhh... righteo pal.... and none of your shit that youve spent time on is majorly superior to the verse i posted in this thread....

you just got ideas in your head man, a fucken fickle ego that your the shit...

get real... thats all im gonna say to you.... your not dope... you should take out all those acalades in your sig out aswell cause that shit is like false advertising........where i come from, thats called pretending...............pretending to be the shit when your actually nothing special....

Whoa dude... shut the flying fuck up...

my last text verse blew your pitiful piece of trash verse off of this site to say the least..

I don't care what you want to say about the battle, or anything else, I don't care what a single other fucking person on this planet thinks, my last text verse ever was fucking sickly intelligent and dope.. Don't even talk at me if you're going to act like this.



My first two lines > all your concepts in this battle

Workin' this late day, you're a brand name, silly fathomed pup workin' his habit,
Nah, but I hate lay, I'd really rather stand up when I murder a Faggot.

weak fucking wordplay on his name buddy... rhyming is alright... flow is horrible..

how about i put it simple, fatass, no PH and ya reps dying
so to make you feel comfortable, even I'LL use some stretch lines


there.. go on... keep it comming dickface... bar for bar

I told someone else, I'm done writing text. But I'll produce a similar concept from the battle verse you just looked at.

And I will bust you with a blow, air could knock u off-balance 'n mess ya, I'll bet'cha,
It won't involve you touchin' your toes when I say you'll get taken out on a stretcher.

look i hardly know you fucker, all i know is that I'm bigger and older
I'll slit ya throat with the blade I got from ripping ya shoulder


fuckface.. keep going with wordplay and were gonna have a problem here....

but bro if you actually thought for a second your text wasn't shit
Then xanax couldnt save you from the fucking downer you're gonna get.

that makes no sense...

what else can I say to end this fucken battle n demonstrate the game
ill fill your mouth with a double barrel to try and elevate your brain


eat a dick up till you hiccup... thats a game over line.

"that makes no sense"

"eat a dick up til you hiccup"

The holes in your brain could capture sunlight.

mother fucker please, you fairy, i'll slut you 'bum fluff' see
cause your wack punches fucking barly upper cut my knee
your fucked, see I'm iller, ill thrill n drill ya cunt till i kill ya
treat your slut mother like this line, and just fucking fill her
2V your dad should be slapped and your mom is a cunt
for comming out the hospital with a kid this ugly as fuck
im making some magic, ill rip you off from touching my steezo
cause your skills lacking like skin pigment of a fucking albino

2v you are not doper than me... nor is spul.... nor is elle... nor are any of you...

LOL tho

1). My shit from 2006 isn't shit to where I am now, but still shits on the material you drop.

2). ROFL @ you saying "I could drop what you guys spit in text in real life in a face to face battle and wouldn't get a laugh"

yoooooo.... idiot.... it's called Text for a reason. You DON'T write the same style of punchlines for text that you do in a face to face battle and vice versa. No wonder you keep catching L's to herbs. Didn't you almost lose that battle to the last herb you battled with on here before making a thread in LL?

You're the one who's garbage man.

i dont try on battles against newbs so shut the fuck up about my text lines...

i wreck guys entire fucking personalitys in real life.... but you cats are full of shit and have pathetic inflated egos that are false advertising..........majorly....

oh and I don't really like 2v too much. But his shit obviously better than yours.

LOL @ you coming with lines that have been used since 04.

aka shoulder blade/blade lines.

and filler/fill her wordplay? Rofl really?

come on dude. lmaoooo

wow... can't wait to hear the excuses on that garbage.