Damn, I just made a sick ass pizza
 

Chicken, pineapple, and this ill ass Asian sweet and spicy sauce. It's the shit.

word

you didn't actually make the pizza from scratch did you?

Hahahahahahaahahhahaahhahahahahaahahaaaa.a..

Actually I did. Chicken chopped two of those nasty raw pieces up into little pieces. Put them into a container, sprinkled some pepper, covered those mofos in the asian sweet and spicy sex in a bottle. Stirred it up. Threw it in the oven for 10 or so mins at 350. Then got one of those personal pan sized pizza crusts. put the sauce, organic mozzeralla cheeze. Cut up some of them pineapples. Got the chicken from oven. Put it on, put a little more of the asian sauce on top.

Oven for 8-9 mins at 425.

and bammmmm, Paul Pierce in the form of a pizza. DA TRUTH!!

word son

just minus all that bullshit toppings and add pepporni and mushrooms adn BLAM pizza is served

Lol, if you didn't make the dough, you didn't make it from scratch. That's kinda what I was asking... did you make the dough?

Nah, I ain't no pillsbury doughboy b

and aphilly, that's boring son. Need to change it up. Plus chicken is better than pepperoni.




Looks kinda nasty with the dark light and all.

but it looks better live and more appetizing. My bro and my boy doubted it from the pic, thought it'd be nasty. Gave them a slice, and they tried to jack me for my others. pshhhh

It looks like it has a sexually transmitted infection.

lol, infection?

yes dude

they are not STD's anymore.. now they are called STI's

well then spul who raped your pizza? Surely it wasn't an illusion of light.

This calls for a motion picture.

Sri Lankan Pie anyone?

only if it was given by the sexual being that is the kid.

Because whatever it is, it is heaven in the form of pizza b

Where the zombie apocalypse started.

If zombies tasted that good, then you'd not only have zombies trying to eat up the humans, it'd be vice versa too b.

Wouldn't be the first time.

mmm, broccoli cake.

damn, long ass day of work, and just beasted my last final of the year. Calls for another pizza son! wORDDD

i just made a sick pile of burrito. i cut 2 of the normal frozen burritos up and put a lot of cheese and hot sauce and seasoning on top. almost could be a dip. its illy

the fuck is wrong with just eating food the way it comes prepared?

because if we did that then people would be dying of food poisoning and pizza wouldn't exist.

And aside from that, a majority of the processed food in the U.S. is "kept fresh" by showering it in salt before it gets packaged. That slows down the decomposition process, even after the food has been re-exposed to oxygen.

In other words, there is too much sodium in the diet of someone who eats previously prepared and packaged foods on a daily basis, and that is the speculative reason that Americans have so many heart attacks.

The funny fact in all of this is that other countries are starting to accept America's way of handling food. We won't be number one in heart attacks for too much longer..

salt's like, good for your heart

exactly...

like I added up calories like an estimate right.

and you know the digornos mini pizza's that are like same size as pizza I made.

they got 65% fat, 75% saturated fat and some trans fat.


this shit i made, only got like about 25% fat and 35% sat at most. and no trans.

Making food better than eating the prepackaged, or the fast food.

Although, there are times when you're fucking dead as fuck and can't move, when you have to settle for fast food or if you like out in middle of nowhere.

but worddd