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JTR 01-26-09 07:22 PM

This just in, shocking picture exposing Fedor Emelianenko
 
Yes, I did a little freelance photography in my time, and I caught this picture of Fedor...



There you have it. Fedor Emelianenko is infact not human but a mechanically engineered super cyborg robot killing machine... this is why he cannot lose

Discuss... :thumbup:

Young Kidd (LM) 01-26-09 11:34 PM

http://poststuffx.entensity.net/012...media=fedor.flv


this guy is scary as hell lol

Implicit 01-27-09 02:50 AM

Mehh I don't think he's unstoppable. It may sound crazy but I honestly think Mir would beat him. Now we know that Mir is pretty darn good on the ground with submissions and then if you watched his fight against Nogueira you can see that his stand up got crazy sick.

So I think Mir could take him. Also, even though I like Arlovski, he's gonna get ran through by Fedor.

_Talksic_ 01-27-09 03:00 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JTR
Yes, I did a little freelance photography in my time, and I caught this picture of Fedor...



There you have it. Fedor Emelianenko is infact not human but a mechanically engineered super cyborg robot killing machine... this is why he cannot lose

Discuss... :thumbup:

lmao..dude is fucking unstoppable

La Cosa Nostra 01-27-09 07:44 AM

are these guys allowed steroids?

cause i got a friend who i think would probably stomp the living cunt out of him....

JTR 01-27-09 09:45 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Baphomet
are these guys allowed steroids?

cause i got a friend who i think would probably stomp the living cunt out of him....


Fedor doesn't use steroids, it's cheap...

Also Fedor doesn't NEED steroids, and your friend wouldn't stomp him. He's beat guys like...
Kevin Randleman

Mark Coleman

Mirko Crocop

Hong Man Choi

And many others, all guys who are fucking HUGE and jacked, these are heavyweights bro and Coleman DEF took steroids too

We're talking bout the best prize fighters in the world. Think about it, don't be ignorant. There are so many second rate fight leagues underneath Affliction and UFC, to get to that level you have to first get through so many other levels. Trust bruh, it aint all about the stand up game, if Fedor can't knock you out, he takes you to the ground and taps you out

JTR 01-27-09 09:46 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Implicit
Mehh I don't think he's unstoppable. It may sound crazy but I honestly think Mir would beat him. Now we know that Mir is pretty darn good on the ground with submissions and then if you watched his fight against Nogueira you can see that his stand up got crazy sick.

So I think Mir could take him. Also, even though I like Arlovski, he's gonna get ran through by Fedor.


^^ Oh Arlovski is gonna get ran through? Uh, he aleady did, like a day or two before I posted this... lmfao

And Mir wouldn't beat Fedor, i'd bet my life on it... no joke.. I'd bet my life on it if you bet 500$, it'd be worth it, no gamble, i'd make 500$ easy :thumbup:

Implicit 01-27-09 03:17 PM

We'll just have to wait and see. I didn't even know they fought already haha. But yeah Fedor has no competition right now so he needs to move on to the UFC and fight Gonzaga and then my dude Cheick Kongo and then Mir and then Lesnar.

Funny how Pride fighters suck in the UFC. Crocop was a complete flop. Wanerlei?..psshhh and Rampage isn't all that great either.

But I definitely think that Mir could take Fedor. And if not Mir, then Lesnar would just lay on top of him the whole fight and then drop those friggin bear paws he has for hands hahaha.

Young Kidd (LM) 01-27-09 03:46 PM

imp the link i put up was arlovski.


lol

one punch.

Cola 01-27-09 05:13 PM

that chinese dude, jesus christ that dude is big as hell

Nynth Degree 01-27-09 05:29 PM

UFC doesn't allow throwing bricks or punching in the back of the head.

Everyone would get whupped at the same time.

01-27-09 05:39 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Coke Dealer
that chinese dude, jesus christ that dude is big as hell


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i0iZcLIrTQ



edit

i just noticed

during EVERY SINGLE japanese event I've EVER seen, there is always some girl that sounds really weak and fragile in the background that says "SEEEHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" and I dunno, it's like that girl is everywhere echoing the same fucking word. I don't get it.

Cola 01-27-09 06:10 PM

prob. that bitch from 'The Ring'

_Talksic_ 01-27-09 07:44 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Baphomet
are these guys allowed steroids?

cause i got a friend who i think would probably stomp the living cunt out of him....

negative no steroids and nobody can beat fedor

La Cosa Nostra 01-27-09 08:26 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JTR
Fedor doesn't use steroids, it's cheap...

Also Fedor doesn't NEED steroids, and your friend wouldn't stomp him. He's beat guys like...

And many others, all guys who are fucking HUGE and jacked, these are heavyweights bro and Coleman DEF took steroids too

We're talking bout the best prize fighters in the world. Think about it, don't be ignorant. There are so many second rate fight leagues underneath Affliction and UFC, to get to that level you have to first get through so many other levels. Trust bruh, it aint all about the stand up game, if Fedor can't knock you out, he takes you to the ground and taps you out

ok, so this guy im talking about......is prolly taller and definatly way more built than that asian guy..

im not gonna get into a rhetorical argument.. but seriously... there isnt really a chance this fedor guy would leave the ring without being a paraplegic or dead.

i mean i wouldnt even be all that interested in matching them up it would be so one sided... it would be like making a human fight a full size pissed off gorilla..

if you saw this guy in action youd know what i mean.. it wouldnt even be a fight, stevo would prolly pick him up and slam him on a corner bar trying to impail him... bro, leave your mindframe of these guys being the shit dont stink best there is in the world.. think of someone literally twice fedors size in every way, who is trained and has massive experience in killing some pretty fucken hardcore people... it would honestly just be a slaughter...

ive seen this dude rip off a car door to get to someone before...

wheres the video of this fedor guy vs. that huge asian btw.. that i wouldnt mind seeing.. just to see how he deals with height and extra arm length... if he did beat him then i wanna see it for my own benefit.. so I can use his moves...

Cola 01-27-09 08:31 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Baphomet
ok, so this guy im talking about......is prolly taller and definatly way more built than that asian guy..

im not gonna get into a rhetorical argument.. but seriously... there isnt really a chance this fedor guy would leave the ring without being a paraplegic or dead.

i mean i wouldnt even be all that interested in matching them up it would be so one sided... it would be like making a human fight a full size pissed off gorilla..

if you saw this guy in action youd know what i mean.. it wouldnt even be a fight, stevo would prolly pick him up and slam him on a corner bar trying to impail him... bro, leave your mindframe of these guys being the shit dont stink best there is in the world.. think of someone literally twice fedors size in every way, who is trained and has massive experience in killing some pretty fucken hardcore people... it would honestly just be a slaughter...

ive seen this dude rip off a car door to get to someone before...

wheres the video of this fedor guy vs. that huge asian btw.. that i wouldnt mind seeing.. just to see how he deals with height and extra arm length... if he did beat him then i wanna see it for my own benefit.. so I can use his moves
...



hmm....i smell a contradiction

La Cosa Nostra 01-27-09 08:37 PM

yeah your right to an extent.. but im not gonna further it past that post.......

JTR 01-28-09 05:48 PM

how tall is your friend/how much does he weigh?

I'll get the video in a second...

JTR 01-28-09 05:53 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Implicit
We'll just have to wait and see. I didn't even know they fought already haha. But yeah Fedor has no competition right now so he needs to move on to the UFC and fight Gonzaga and then my dude Cheick Kongo and then Mir and then Lesnar.

Funny how Pride fighters suck in the UFC. Crocop was a complete flop. Wanerlei?..psshhh and Rampage isn't all that great either.

But I definitely think that Mir could take Fedor. And if not Mir, then Lesnar would just lay on top of him the whole fight and then drop those friggin bear paws he has for hands hahaha.


Crocop was already washed up when he hit UFC, so was Wanderlei, trust me after those fights they got knocked out in they're not gonna be in any major MMA events again... Wanderlei already KO'ed Jackson hardcore twice before finally losing to him in the UFC... him and crocop are getting affected by their age.. Rampage is good, he's just not better then Griffin.. and even their match was pretty close, and he had the belt for a while, so I don't get how you could say he isn't all that great lol.

And Fedor won't go to the UFC... he only signs 1 fight contracts, Dana white tried to own him, get him to come to UFC and fight for the belt, if he won he'd have to stay another 5 fights, and if he won those, for another few fights. Fedor would never sign a contract like that

Cola 01-28-09 05:57 PM

JTR wanna's to dry hump Fedor

_Talksic_ 01-28-09 07:32 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JTR
Crocop was already washed up when he hit UFC, so was Wanderlei, trust me after those fights they got knocked out in they're not gonna be in any major MMA events again... Wanderlei already KO'ed Jackson hardcore twice before finally losing to him in the UFC... him and crocop are getting affected by their age.. Rampage is good, he's just not better then Griffin.. and even their match was pretty close, and he had the belt for a while, so I don't get how you could say he isn't all that great lol.

And Fedor won't go to the UFC... he only signs 1 fight contracts, Dana white tried to own him, get him to come to UFC and fight for the belt, if he won he'd have to stay another 5 fights, and if he won those, for another few fights. Fedor would never sign a contract like that

......i was wondering why he wont join ufc, cuz he only signs one fight contracts.good info.

JTR 01-29-09 02:09 AM

fasho man... Fedor's my cousin y'all didn't know? hahaha jp

Implicit 01-29-09 12:06 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JTR
Crocop was already washed up when he hit UFC, so was Wanderlei, trust me after those fights they got knocked out in they're not gonna be in any major MMA events again... Wanderlei already KO'ed Jackson hardcore twice before finally losing to him in the UFC... him and crocop are getting affected by their age.. Rampage is good, he's just not better then Griffin.. and even their match was pretty close, and he had the belt for a while, so I don't get how you could say he isn't all that great lol.

And Fedor won't go to the UFC... he only signs 1 fight contracts, Dana white tried to own him, get him to come to UFC and fight for the belt, if he won he'd have to stay another 5 fights, and if he won those, for another few fights. Fedor would never sign a contract like that


Yeah Rampage had the belt for a while. How many times did he defend it? He won against Hendo but then lost his second title defense. That's how I can say he's not that good.

You shouldn't pay attention to how long they have the belt. Look at how many fights they succesfully defend their title. I mean of course he'd take me out in a heartbeat, but he just isn't all that great.

But Fedor should sign a 1 fight contract to go against Brock haha. That'd be fun.

_Talksic_ 01-30-09 12:30 AM

who did fedor lose to and how in the fuck did that happen? his records like 28 and 1

JTR 01-30-09 12:35 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by _Talksic_
who did fedor lose to and how in the fuck did that happen? his records like 28 and 1


Fuck that fucking bullshit, Fedor has NEVER lost a fight.

That one loss was cuz a dude hit him in the head with an ILLEGAL elbow which didnt even drop him, Fedor was gonna continue and fuck the guy up but the elbow left him with a huge gash on his forehead so the doctor stopped the fight and gave the win to the other dude, the fucking stupid ref didnt even see that it was an illegal elbow thrown but the replay clearly shows it

He aint never lost to anyone and never will, ever

_Talksic_ 01-30-09 12:40 AM

danm thats bullshit how was it an illegal elbow?was it to the back of the head? what fight club was it under?
and yes agreed, he will never lose

Young Kidd (LM) 01-30-09 01:30 AM

it was just a blatant illegal elbow throw, the way it was executed and the hit.

fedor was fine, they just called it on the blood lol

JTR 01-30-09 02:40 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by _Talksic_
danm thats bullshit how was it an illegal elbow?was it to the back of the head? what fight club was it under?
and yes agreed, he will never lose


dunno, some fight league that didnt allow elbows in Japan

La Cosa Nostra 01-30-09 10:33 AM

fighting that doesent allow elbows?

thats not fighting...

and JTR my mate steve is probably about 8 foot tall or over and hes fit as all fuck on the roids and does mixed martial arts.. hes going to start teaching kung fu in the next few months...

hed probably quite easily rip this fedor dudes head off in a street fight.. i mean i dont care bro, im not gonna get into the discussion.. ive just seen steve in action.. i garentee you fedor couldnt rip off a car door, pull a gigantic maori out of a car, pick him up and throw him a few meters, then take on about 6 or 7 of his mates and hospitolise them all...

im talking big guys too.. probably about the same size as fedor or bigger... one kick or punch from steve would be like standing infront of a train..

JTR 01-30-09 11:30 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Baphomet
fighting that doesent allow elbows?

thats not fighting...

and JTR my mate steve is probably about 8 foot tall or over and hes fit as all fuck on the roids and does mixed martial arts.. hes going to start teaching kung fu in the next few months...

hed probably quite easily rip this fedor dudes head off in a street fight.. i mean i dont care bro, im not gonna get into the discussion.. ive just seen steve in action.. i garentee you fedor couldnt rip off a car door, pull a gigantic maori out of a car, pick him up and throw him a few meters, then take on about 6 or 7 of his mates and hospitolise them all...

im talking big guys too.. probably about the same size as fedor or bigger... one kick or punch from steve would be like standing infront of a train..


well every other league that fedor has been in allows elbows, knees etc etc, it dont know what league he was in when that happened, some lame one.. Pride even used to let dudes kick downed opponents, and stomp their heads.. that was the shit, but pride dont exist anymore :(

in that case im inclined to aggree, but that would make him out of his weight class anyways...

if fedor was 8 feet tall, he'd whoop your friend lol

JTR 01-30-09 11:34 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Coke Dealer
JTR wanna's to dry hump Fedor


You wanna dry hump me, faggot

La Cosa Nostra 01-30-09 06:20 PM

coke dealer wants to have a circle jerk with poetic and LK..

_Talksic_ 01-30-09 06:59 PM

Hong Man Choi was about 8 feet tall and fedor still almost broke dudes arm

LaTiNKiTTeN 01-30-09 07:17 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Baphomet
coke dealer wants to have a circle jerk with poetic and LK..


how the fuck did my name get involved in this shit

Cola 01-30-09 07:44 PM

rofl


i just wanna cyber with Nos, and he knows that

La Cosa Nostra 01-30-09 11:07 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by LaTiNKiTTeN
how the fuck did my name get involved in this shit

yo..

if your for real about that poetic shit...

thats cramping your style heaps ay...

thats all im gonna say

JTR 01-31-09 01:17 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by _Talksic_
Hong Man Choi was about 8 feet tall and fedor still almost broke dudes arm


7"2' is a lot shorter then 8 feet unless Baphomet is exagerating.. plus hong man choi wasnt on roids


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