If you're gay..
 

..you're not straight. So does that make you crooked?

Discuss.

It all depends, man. Crooked is only one of many options. There's curved, zig-zagged and much more.

You could also be bent.

So does that mean all bent cops are gay?

That means all fat people are fags.

Could be.

But to the original question.

What if you're just "straight gay". then what?

then u are a certified homo...

If you're straight gay, maybe that means you'd fuck a girl whilst simultaneously taking a foot long up the ass.

Still waiting for you to answer the question. Don't be afraid. We won't judge. :love:

Who's foot tho?

My money is on either Jake or Carlos.

Now are we talking foot as in measurement or foot as in length?

That's a good question.

Can I use a lifeline? I'd like to poll the audience.

You can do either.

I wonder, who will you call if you choose a lifeline? Or, if you poll the audience.. who is in the audience?

These factors can determine the likelihood of success in this type of thing.

ill assume this question is not sincere

that way you're not an idiot by my assumption

Yeah but, nobody cares about your assumptions.

And that would be a lie.

You are the second coming of Ghandi. You amaze me with your philosophical views.

Can I phone you? Or if I polled the audience, would you be considered the audience?

What about 50/50?

^ Another assumption... that nobody cares about.

you're touching on the point I'm making.

except you're making two different points.

Continue your charade?

He might be, but you sir are touching on the point of something else. :evilgrin:

Could be.

<_<

Well, if we can combine our collective intellect and master human cloning... then we could clone equal numbers of ourselves and fill the audience.

Also, if we hooked them all up with a phone, we'd have that angle covered to.

As far as 50/50.. well, I'm sure between us we could create a solution to guarantee success if we opted to go that route.

Master human cloning? BRILLIANT.

But back to the question

a foot in measurement or foot in length?

What about a foot as a body part though? Is this a trick question?

A foot as a body part would be an interesting turn of events. Left foot or right?

Subway foot long.

I don't know, if we talking a subway foot long a person may be tempted to eat it. But then, that would lean more towards the "being gay" theory.

Could be true. But what about chicken legs? Many tend to eat those. Fried usually. (looking at you Hannibal)

Does that make THEM gay too?

It all depends on if they are eating them off a plate or if they are eating them off a plate of someone's ass.

Do you mean ass as in somebody's donkey or ass as in somebody's butt? Then again do you mean butt as in somebody's buttock or butt as in cigarrette butt?

Well, all those are valid questions.

What interests me is the mention of cigarette, otherwise known as a fag... which brings us right back to our original hypothesis.

WOW. and here I thought the circle of life was all a hoax. Amazing.

^ Exactly. We have officially just made a breakthrough.

All you other peons, feel free to bow before our intelligence and kiss the feet of our words.

I will be printing screen this entire thread and e-mailing it to scientists across the globe. For further studies.

I expect a nobel prize for our work.

DUDE, this was HONESTLY FUCKIN AMAZING. hilarious








LMMFAO!






Originally Posted By GOAT



LMAO! nice, way of bringing it back to the main subject




HOLY SHIT!!! i havnent laughed this hard since....


...well yesterday, when i read the other thread between you guys.

*hands over personal nobel prize*

*grabs trophy*

Thank you thank you! I'll let my partner in science start off the speech.

you're an annoying unfunny bitch

heckling nerd in the crowd! Security!

^LMFAO. always pickin on penlord.

That's funny, coming from the guy who rudely interjected himself into our original discussion. I think someone is jealous he's not receiving any credit.

omg ur thinking

^ Wow, that wasn't the slightest bit predictable.