A challenge.
 

If I say I have a bigger penis than you, can you prove me wrong without coming across as a homosexual?

maybe.

Though I lean towards no, because well, I'd be one to be perfectly fine with your opinion.


Rather than break out the measurements.

What if I raped your ex? And she screamed, "STOP!! I've never taken a dick in the size of yours. It won't fit!!!"

Well, that theory would be based solely on the assumption that I have had sex with my ex.

What if she had a copy of the sex tape in her pocket?

She could have been having sex with a shapeshifter, who made his or herself look like me. What then good sir?

If he shapeshifted into you, and looked like you. Wouldn't his penis look like yours too?

then that depends on the shapeshifter's gay knowledge of your penis size....

rofl@discussing penis sizes

So I was taking a piss the other day and I realized that the reason it was getting dirty all the time was because it was hitting the floor.

Oh, well.

Please don't share how far your pelvis is from the floor, or if your penis starts at your armpit, I'd rather not know. Thank you.

WOW @ the beginning few posts between spul and TO'

fuckin genius. best laugh of the day. seriously

you should peep the "If you're gay..." thread

no doubt if this one gave you a laugh, that one will have you busting a gut

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=248919

^ peep.

^word. Real genius shit right there. Scientific breakthroughs and shit.

"dead"..........................

if you wanted to see how long my penis is without makin it gay, all you have to do is ask tha children in my neighborhood.

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from tha ground :cool: werd

Lol ya, after me and ya mom finish screwing I go "so don't lie, you raised him, and Nicky just keeps saying its bigger then mine, tell the truth..."

and then she says "no, no it isn't"

and then yea... we have sex some more

That's all well and good, but doesn't you asking about the size of my penis (or any dudes for that matter) make you gay?

No because I wouldn't ask for the size, I'd just be like "your son is annoying, he keeps telling me his dick is bigger, it's mad annoying because i'm huge so he obviously can't be bigger right?"

Then she'd be like "ofcourse not sugar plum!"

And then i'd be like "well tell him it is anyways, he needs it for his confidence"

and then she'd be like "awww hunny bunny, you are the sweetest canadian man ever!"

and then we'd have sex... again...

nothing gay about that is there?

Unless his mom is actually a boy.

well... you got me... then uhh, uhmm... then i'd be gay :(

lmao @ this thread. haha

Why would you even be bringing up my penis size though? It don't matter how you sugarcoat it, you are still curious about my penis size and that makes you a HOMOSEXUAL. :nono:

^lmfao....

i still think spul got u...if ya girls screamin stop, i cant/never had a dick this big

thats what you were askin..if he can prove it without asking.

no cuz im not asking how big your dick is, im asking if it's smaller then mine cuz you keep saying it's not

that's not gay, it'd be gay to be like "DUDE MY DICK IS SO BIG, SO MUCH BIGGER THEN YOURS!"

telling other dudes bout ur dic = gay

...bad defense. lol

You are not asking how big it is, but you are asking if it's smaller than yours. So you are still asking about it. That equals HOMOSEXUAL. :nono:

<<< instigates for no reason. :nono:


s.v.

lol homosexual eh, but if your mom doesnt seem to mind and I can hit it anyways... :evilgrin:

y'all killed the initial genius of this thread :(

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I know, right.

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