1-2 Punchline League

Mag #2 Week 7


How Much Would a WoodChuck Chuck if a WoodChuck Could Chuck Wood?

So, this is my second mag. N personally, i'm already sick of writing them. On that note.

Go Fuck Yourselfs

If no one is goign to give dope feed back, than please, just dont respond.

So, in the last week's magazine we all decided that we wanted to do gimmik battles. So in this week's magazine we'll go ahead and start by voting on what next week's will be.

Here are the top 5, please choose one.

1. Pic battle
2. Diss yourself
3. Show vs Show
4. Tag Team battles
5. Fuck a Gimmik Battle. Leave em alone.

Other than that, pretty good week. I'd say the battles are getting better...but one thing that isn't improving is the amount of voting. I'm not saying i was on the ball last week either, but everyone should vote every battle. Not like it takes more than 5 minutes to read the verus's, digest them, and post up a response. So again, VOTE.




Last Week's Battles

Heavy
Adam vs One Way
--Meh, this was a really big let down. I hope both guys can rebound and drop soemthing better than what they dropped this time. I was just, blah'd. Adam took the win, but not by much. Both had some pretty lame and played concepts.

Light
Final vs Alpha
--Again, another let down. I felt that Alpha came with some punches that were not personal at all, which is really the only good thing about a 1-2 punch. Final came the same way, but his shit was less congested about things that didn't matter. So Final took it home.

Young Kidd vs Sobe
Both No Showed, Both Booted.

MegaTypezRaw vs GKillaz
Mega no showed, Killa won.

SnoCap vs Finland
Finland no showed and got the boot. Sno won by cypher himself.

N+1 vs Bronze Budda
N whooped Bronze's ass. Budda you can tell is a audio head, and needs to really tap into some good lesson's of texting in order to be any threat in this league.

E.C. vs Monkey Barz
I unno about this one, i thought Monkey tit's whooped E.C. but for some reason E.C. won, So props to him. I wont bash on someone who got more votes. So prropppss son!

LyricalFlowz vs Murdah187
Flow'z won by dropping less herbish shit.

Caustic vs John
Wow, bitch move by Caustic, not allowing John to drop. but taking the win.

Fly-E vs LP
Lp just came with better punches. Fly-E still is working hard at elevating, and i respect him for going about it NOW, the right way. So props to both, fun battle.

JTR vs K Stubb's
I was really dissapointed in this battle. I thought JTR could have done something way doper with that Civil Suit shit worplday, and Stubb's, that cable shit was just below your norm.




Battle of the Week
Coke Dealer vs Bob
Only reason why you all prob. think i'm jocking my own shit so much this week, is becuase you all made this battle the dopest of the week. The voting came down to the wire, everyone was either feeling my first punch, or Bob's. N overal it was just a dope ass battle that came down to Stubb's having to split the tie. So great battle Bob.







Power Rankings: The Top 5
1. Adam
2. JTR
3. Coke Dealer
4. Bobberic
5. One Way


Most potential

Stubb's

I know most people would be like, why would you say Stubbs. Stubb's aint even that bad. True, Stubb's isn't that bad, personally the dude is a really good poetry writer, and can think up some good punches. I just hope he starts taking more time with his punches int he 1-2 and tries to learn how to connect them better. He's def one to watch out for in the playoff's, so keep an eye on this Shakesperan thug.


Step it UP

Bronze Budda

Really, learn to spit something that connects on more than just a rhyme level. Gotta bring the personal's or leave son. G'luck.


Bitch of The Week

Caustic

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=249292

Dont be a chump man. Next time, let it go and win the right way.



Welcomes:

H.T. and....no one else, becuase Stubb's sucked balls this week at spamming other sites. Step it up Stubb's, step it up.


Predictions
Heavy: Adam vs Final--Ass Fuck Adam
Light: JTR vs Coke vs Casutic-Should be a good one, g'luck.
H.T. vs N+1-I think N will do just fine
Bob vs Stubb's-Bobby
One Way vs LP-One Way
John vs Fly-E--Fly-E
SnoCap vs Murder187--Sno
Alpha vs GKillaz--Alpha
E.C. vs LyricalFlowz--LF
Bronze vs Monkey--Monkey




Top 5 punches

N+1
5.Kid wont show cuz his buds bunk, and not dro.
And theres no need for a bronze, ill take home the Gold...

Boberric
4.fuck fountain soda, not stopping my pounds, til it hurts to swing
you'll get more shots to your mouth than obescity at burger king

N+1
3.kids a coward, he aint no rapper indeed.
but it wont be, blasphemy, civil....if u wanna budda bitch outta the league...

LP
2.the pressure's relentless, got too much muscle, that's wassup
you would tricep........your arms are small & puny as fuck

Coke Dealer
1.Why hold back, Bob always askin dealer to hit em ON time
N bob why'd you even show? you seem to always miss with those deadlines


*Side Note*

All this shit is my opinion, and this week there were just garbage bars with recyled concepts, some people might not agree wtih my picks, but i do it fair and honestly. So WORD.



Idea's

Not really any that i could think up that would be cool this week, just vote on the gimmik idea so we can start it up for the last copule of weeks of the regular season before the playoff's.




Sign Off

Peace out chicken nuts.


-Coke Dealer-

Originally Posted by JTR lol isnt there already a fucking gimmick league? if you wanna do a gimmick battle join that, this a damn punchline league

Originally Posted by LPMNDCTE Well, the mag tells it like it is.. I really dont think anyone tried last week because the weather was good. I mean who really feels like dropping good bars when you can go outside and have fun... 74 degree days equals rushed, keystyled, and fucked up bars....

Finland no showed and got the boot. Sno won by cypher himself.

H.T. and....no one else, becuase Stubb's sucked balls this week at spamming other sites. Step it up Stubb's, step it up.

Originally Posted by Alphabetized OH SHIT. your telling me that the weather outside is DIFFERENT that someone that lives in a different country? Lol ya right dude, your full of it.

Originally Posted by Adam I'd vote 5 and coke and bobs battle was shit. :cool:

Originally Posted by J. Luth Wait, asking to battle someone OR ducking someone you're afraid to battle. You tell me which one makes you a bigger "bitch made pussy" as you put it. Exactly. And cut the crappy excuses, you pussied out not because I've recycled shit in some battles, you pussied out because you know your wack shit doesn't stand a chance. RV is the ONLY place where people (herbs) give you props for your shit. AND STILL, you haven't been able to do shit. And don't act like you don't care, I seem to remember you bitching to someone about the voting and how much it sucks in your match last week in SI where you CLEARLY lost. ;) and don't worry your lil ol' head about IAR. Just by remaining up and getting over 1,000 unique visitors a day it's bringing me in dough. I don't even need to touch shit. VBseo ftw! Oh, and right because I claim I could smash you in a text battle that me claiming I'ma thug. rofl.. I've stated many times I'm not and that I'm from the biggest suburb out there. My dad got a basketball court outside my house, and a huge ass theatre in the basement. What kind of hood is that? With disses like these, it's no wonder you ducked. Pussy. I don't really even need to say shit back to you, cuz the sig says it all. PUSSYYY

Originally Posted by Coke Dealer and following me around beggin me to battle, tryign to persuade moderators and doing everything you can to bug me? Thats not lame? Right? fuck outta here with your 3rd grade bullshit

Originally Posted by J. Luth Please, with all the shit and effort you put into the whole Poetic fiasco, DO NOT even try to measure lameness. you easily take the cake homeboy. N your doing the same thing he was doing, so what is it? Your HIS bitch? and beg to battle? More like asking you to back up your shit talking. And obviously you know I'm better and are afraid. I don't blame you. Shit talking? What? You mean the actually facts i posted? YOU DO RECYCLE, that shit is LAME AND WHACK. Stop trying to post up your bitch ass excuses, its gay. Persuade mods? Nope. More like him trying to persuade me to join saying "What can I do to get you to join?" I simply told him, "give me Coke in the jump and I'll do it." And that was mostly just our deal so he could close one of his leagues to let my and Nicks go up cuz of 4 league minimum. Cool excuses But then I told strobe that I know he wants RV to have a respected league ran the right way and BOOM a 5th league is born. holla Just like the XBL? :thumbup:

Originally Posted by Coke Dealer blow me .

Originally Posted by J. Luth Last time I checked, I didn't create a crew about you. I don't have your dick pics, nor do I want them. I don't make countless threads about you. Sorry, I'm not you. I got a life. :) If it's WHACK, then if you can post dope then shouldn't be a problem then, right? Wrong. LOL and YOU'RE trying to talk about excuses? Look in the mirror, kid. XBL was tett's league. I was helping him with mag. I was busy with RBL. Wait, how come you didn't mention the LTL? A league I ran on an unknown site, yet STILL got all the best heads around the net to come and majority to stay active. Nice try, but you fail yet again. ;)

Originally Posted by MurDaH187 who would u tag up with???

Originally Posted by MurDah187 who would u tag up with???

Originally Posted by one way well the most you could hope for is you

Originally Posted by J. Luth Lil bullshit stunt to try and get people to hate you? LOL the fuck? And what's that? YOU'RE the one who tried that, not me. With your lil SPuL lovefest threads you make, and you failed miserably btw. ;) I know you spend time outside of the net thinking about me, but I'm sorry the feeling isn't mutual. Didn't finish? huh? Again, idiot comment #2. The season ran 14 weeks, and the tourney had 8 dope heads in it, and Deon ended up beating Nick Fletcher 8-5. Deon got his $400 and Rex Stout got his $100 for being season champ. What was that about not finishing? FAIL AGAIN http://www.itzarap.com/forums/legen...10-4-1-a-2.html sillly me. I guess NOT finishing the playoff's becuase NO ONE gives a fuck about your lame site, isn't failing? dont kid yourself, you lame chump, the ONLY reason why you had people to come to your site was either your spammin other sites, beggin them to join up, and than once they did and noticed that your site was garbage...they left. Thats why no one hung around to vote on your champ match or even came back to vote on it. Becuase your site was below average. Rapverse is more entertaining that your shit hole IAR. kick rocks, you homo. I love how everything you say to me could be applied to you 100 times more. You're the one who needs to stop plotting and putting all your energy on poetic. It's sickening how much effort you'd put in trying to clown him on the internet. YOU grow up. You have a kid and wife with the unfortunate burden of having you in their lives. Or then again, on second thought, the more you're on the net the less you're involved in their lives. So do your thing, playa, do your thing.

Originally Posted by LPMNDCTE LMFAO, but a tag team tourney would be dope. However getting people to vote on all those bars would be hard