Flight is booked for mid-october! I'm moving to Tokyo, Japan for a couple months!!!!!
 

FUCK, YEA.

I'm talking bout a sick ass condo in Tokyo (damn that shit is expensive though, I shoulda done the average jewish thing and been cheap but I realised even cheap in Tokyo is twice as much for one room as it is for a two room here n montreal) I got my muh fucking boy Seiji Murakami down there, the dude I used to chill with when he lived here but he moved back so ima party it up with that crazy ninja looking fucker. I'm talking bout Judo in the country it was created in 5 times a week baby! I'm gonna come back with long ass shaggy samurai hair and mustache/beard. Ahahaha BOMB

I'm going to be a mudda fuggin SHOGUN!!!

No you can't come with me, BIATSA (that's chinese for bitch... i don't know how to say it in japanese, but I will learn, oh yes, I will learn)

SUCK ON MY SHRIMP FRIED RICE SUCKASSS!!!!

are you into UFC at all?? a buddy of mine that I went to high school with is in the UFC now, his name is john jones.. I think MMA fighting is dope!

fuck yea!

I watch all the payperview events at the bar with my boys who are into ufc, I was a provincial champion in judo in my teen years (im 20), and I did some kyokushin karate, muay thai and boxing.. im planning on getting into ufc soon, i've been sparring with friends, submission wrestling matches and full contact stand up rounds with karate helmets, ufc gloves, and a mouth gaurd.. weerd

everybody and there fucking dog are cagefighters now...i did all that shit before it got popular,word..didnt fight just trained though

I've been doing judo since elementary school; my dad is a 6th degree black belt (the belt is red and white) a canadian champion twice, champion of the macabia games (the jewish olympics) and an olympian who finished 7th for canada, he's my coach along with nicholas gill (canadian heavyweight champ numerous times and 2nd place at the syndey olympics) mark burger (2nd place in world sambo championships, 3rd place at olympics) and hiroshi nakamura, one of the best judo players to ever grace the sport. I trained with the national olympic judo team for a while too, and i've been doing tournaments, sometimes traveling out of country, and winning in them for a while.

I also made candid appearences in other martial arts, but yea i've been watching ufc since a lil kid man, I remember my dad watching the old school UFC for free on our pirated card and yelling at the tv for the guy to do an armbar or choke everytime he'd see an opening for one and then complain about how the guy could have easilly done a submission and didn't, haha good ole' days.

But yea, everyone is into that shit now, back in the day the only people I knew who did this kinda shit were the people I went to a martial arts club with. Now I know a bunch of people into this shit haha. I knew this guy who had a tapout UFC bag and my other bud and I were talking bout some UFC fights we just watched and then we turn and ask this dude about it and he goes "sorry man I don't really watch ufc..." And I was like "but you have the bag?" and he replies "yea." hahaha

good shit!!! I know a few people that holiday there frequently, place goes off and japanese girls are fly as fuck!!!

get your ju jitsu down before u fight.thats the most important thing when your on the ground.but yea i still yell at the tv when there is a easy submission or and easy way to get out of one..i just dont know how some fighters make into ufc.but anyway good luck with your fight..get footage and post it

You're gonna get your ass beat in Dance Dance Revolution.

Man, Judo is really similair to Jui Jitsu. It's all throws and submissions, that's what I do bro, I take people down, I pound their face, then I slap the submission on them. I've been training since I was in grade 1.

I'll try and get a video uploaded on RV soon of me and my boy who I spar with often having a sparring match... we might have the protective gear on or we might just only have gloves and mouth piece

Either way you'll get to see bad ass fight and watch me tap the fool out hahaa

I'll fight you atop a mountain.

lol ok.........

i was training knife fighting today with my buddy that moved back in town for a couple months,first time im trained sence i blew out my shoulder at nick diaz gym.shit felt good,do u do any knife fighitng or gun defence training or anything also?? it def helps u never know whats gonna happen,especially for me sence i bounce at a bar.

I have to write a essay this week about the UFC for my english course..


maybe I could use alittle insight from ya seeing how me as the writer I am not allowed to state my opinions.

yea I don't train to protect against knives and guns, but I do train with a mini samurai sword sometimes

rofl@jewish olympics...sorry dude never heard of that one

lmao well it's officially the macabia games, unoficially the jewish olympics

so what happens if ure not jewish n u want to part take r u not allowed?lol

Yea you have to be a Jewish athlete to compete in the Maccabiah games but there's exceptions sometimes like some Arab Israelis have competed in it before. It's held in Israel every four years. It's an athletic event similair to the olympics which is where the nickname jewish olympics was coined from. There's something around 40 sports events with something around 55 countries participating. Every Israeli citizen and every Jewish person not an Israeli citizen, is eligible to compete in the Games.

lmao @ josh in ufc... they'll fucking ragdoll the shit out of his 90lb ass.

And LMFAO @ Jewish Olympics.

That's like they all came together as a religion and realised none of them were real enough athletes to compete with the big boys, so invented their own.

Oh right, and the english cup, that was a whole country coming together and realising they weren't real enough athletes to compete wih the big boys, so they made their own cup...

"But Josh, there's a cup where all the countries face eachother and one where all the clubs face eachother"

"well nick, there's an israeli olympic team"

You're acting stupid, slow your role and take some time to think about what you're saying before you post it so you don't seem like a jackass :)

You're fkn crazy if you think other countries don't host athletic events where only their citizens can play. And word to the wise, I know Jews on a personal level who have won silvers and bronzes for my country.

I meant MMA, i'll be getting into fighting in MMA soon. Regardless I think it's funny how I didn't get ragdolled when I won all my Judo championships, the regionals in amatuer boxing, and went 3-0 in amatuer muay thai.

Pretty much, you face someone in the same weight division as you, so my weight need not be mentioned and has nothing to do with it... For the record i'm 140, I haven't been working out in months and my army courses made me lose weight. I'm going to be 160 around when I come back from Japan in around 3 months.

Either way, lmao @ how if we were in the same weight class, i'd ragdoll the shit out of your ass, anytime.

You're not so clever

i feel a internet fight coming on!

What's your MOS jtr?

po wants beef cuz rv's dead rofl

it worked for a while....

Military occupational specialty?

I'm infantry bro. I'm in the reserves. Because of the first firing range test that I got one of the highest scores in, I was offered a contract with the regular force to be trained as a sniper which I denied. I was also going to take my airborne course (paratroopers) until I decided to leave the military so I could go to Japan. Cheyaahh

I see, but your missing out man..

lol, going to beautiful tokyo > taking an airborne course

Dawg, I already skydive, it won't be anything new to me. I have 50 solo jumps, I posted a bunch of pics of me doing that on an older account, way the fuck back in the day when I was 16 (i'm 20 now)

As for missing out on getting trained to be a sniper, yea that'd be cool and shit. But I don't even know if I'd be able to complete the training. The physical part of it would be ok, but i'd get chewed the fuck up cuz im a major slacker. I mean if I got fucked that hard every inspection I had in the reserves, imagine how much harder i'd get fucked in the reg force where details are three times as important. Plus you sign a contract that basically states you have to be posted somewhere. I don't wanna go to afgahnistan, fuuuuckkk that. Let the pricks come here and try to kill my people, then i'll fight in a war, but I aint going over there.

And missing out on still being infantry reserve? Lol nah... Going to Japan is way better

Lmfao @ JTR's feeble jewish ass rising to defend himself. Dude, you really need to stop flexing your shit on the internet like you are some type of bad ass.

No matter what you say, to me you'll still be that little jewish kid who got owned for flirting with a fucking 15 year old girl and then threw a tantrum coz you couldn't take the jokes me and spul were making about you.

^lol actually son. He wasn't "flexing" shit tho. You took an uncalled shot at him and his religion so you basically provoked him and he defended himself.

SP calls it how he sees it b. J & T fo lyfe

It's ok leave Benzino alone, he's just still upset we merked him and untold in that tag battle. :)

Lmfao @ you talking about bandwagons and right here you're quick to thank spul the second he comes to your defense. I mean damn son, 4 minutes.

thats cuz you do all your spul dick jockin over on IAR :thumbup:

^LOL do you actually read what you type BEFORE you post it? Because if you did, you'd realize that post you just made has NO correlation whatsoever to the post you just quoted.

You do realize that, right?

:hump: :hump: :hump:

not even ass to mouth???? :huh:

This thread is boring now.

shut the fuck up, we don't care what you have to say, if the thread is boring then get your jealous ass the fuck out of my thread you overgrown krillin

Somebody is a little angry, huh?