holy fucking shit!!!
 

Met up with my boy Seiji Murakami half canadian half japanese king of tokyo city haha. He was my boy when he went to highschool in Canada before moving back to japan so we did some drinking and catching up and he showed me all the hot spots

So whatever happens we're trying to get our smooth on with this pretty japanese girl and she's feeling us right.. then this dude with a shaved head, sunglasses, tattoos and a suit comes over and he's like "What the fuck are you guys trying to do, you want problems!!"

hahaha me and my boy started shitting bricks we were like nooo nooo we don't want trouble and ran out that bitch like a bat out of hell

hahahah crazy shit, coulda ended up in a garbage can in a back alley in shibuya. We had a good laugh about it later though :)

y'all suck.... :)

that is pretty crazy, i guess, too bad u didn't have your samari sword.
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not much of a king though if he's makin you run from people, but then again foriegn exchange students never really are that cool

LOL!

You're not too smart are you man? Don't ever go to Japan or you'll get yourself killed (no seriously you dumb fuck)

We didn't realise she was a stripper, the guy who was yelling at us in Japanese was Yakuza :thumbup:

if you even know what that is you ignoranus hahahaha

"Foreign exchange students aren't cool or popular"

uh buddy.. you watch too much tv. Maybe they arent in another country who's language they barely know, but uhhh.. he's japanese, and we're in japan big brains :)

and yea last time I checked he did throw me a coming to japan party at curtain call club with more japanese girls with died blonde hair that i've ever seen in my life whilst wearing a burger king crown (japanese people think it's cool to do weird shit in clubs, saw the hottest chick ever pull ski goggles out her purse and start rocking them in a club...)

oh and fyi he was never a foreign exchange student, his mom is a white canadian and he was living there with her before moving back to japan :thumbup:

so with that said you may proceed to suuuuuuuuuck me

lmfao @ yakuza... that's some straight up bullshit.

if dude was yakuza he would've fucked you up plain and simple.

you're a fucking moron and you're so ignorant. I'm in Tokyo bitch, where are you? England? Yea pretty much... so being in England you have more knowledge about the culture and the gangs here then me and my japanese friend who's lived here almost his whole life do? Lmao yea, ok bud. I was in SHINJUKU look it up, that's yakuza area

He wouldn't be able to fight us two on one, we woulda kicked his ass, but if we did 50 others woulda came out the strip club accross the street and had us donezo

FYI we ran hauling ass out of there after bowing to him and apologising.

They don't just walk up to people in one of the busiest and most crowded places in the world and cut you in half with a katana for everyone to see

damn you're stupid as hell

speaking of movies, " you're just jealous cuz i've been talkin wit hot girls on the internet all day."
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dude get off your foriegn exchange students dick

actin high fedility, who says FYI anymore?

LOL YEA, I WENT TO TOKYO CITY SO I COULD CHAT TO GIRLS BACK IN MONTREAL ALL DAY

looolllll nooooo not really man.

And actually I didn't bow or apologise to him, I actually said kinda snobbish "we're not looking for trouble so why don't you leave us alone, we didn't know she was with you"

my friend did bow and apologise before that though. I think he responded to my attitude and that's when he said ok well you better get the fuck out then if you don't and so we did, faaaast hahaha

I wouldn't ever bow to a yakuza, they're lower class scum. Research them online, the yakuza are the ancestors of poor people who have no respect in the social hiatus and are the lowest of the low so they gang up together in an attempt to be cool. NO ONE looks up to these people here. They're not like the italian mafia in the USA that people made movies about and thought were so cool and rappers tried to emulate. No one thinks yakuza is cool here. But no one will start shit with them cuz they'll possibly get killed, but they also won't show them respect either.

Matter of fact back when my father lived here training in judo he went out with his judo buddies and a yakuza mouthed off to the wrong dudes and got himself smashed hard, he went back into the bar and came out chasing them with a knife hahaha. He's got mad crazy stories from back in the day.

I was raised by a father who's very sick in the head hahaa. But yea, fuck Yakuza.. bitches.. I won't tell them that though lol

prolly was... i'm having a crazy time here. Come to shinjuku and hit on a stripper and you'll end up a movie script yourself brother hahaa

but you all talk shit in your shit hole ghetto places you live while i'm in a 5000 dollar a month condo in the heart of tokyo city downtown and go out everynight and have fun while you read about it and say "this prolly isn't true jack is a loser I wish i was doing something in life other then reading about what other people are doing and being a couch potato"

lmao and that's the reason why I don't show you respect and act like a cock to you. Get out and learn about life haters :)

OMFG

seriously, JTR never ceases to amaze me with the bullshit he talks. it's kinda sad that he is that convinced it is all true.

Lol what exactly are you questioning? You want me to take pictures of my condo and the view of tokyo tower I have outside my window? You want me to link you to a website stating how my father Terry Farnsworth came 7th in the olympics?

Lmao so you think that back in the days when world class judo athletes, some of the toughest guys in Japan, would go out as foreigners to bars and get drunk and start being loud, japanese people wouldn't get pissed off and not start fights with them? Use your brain buckaroo. I get around here, man. I'm going out in the city everyday while you read about it and go "OMFG NO WAY JTR IS COOLER THEN ME AND DOING ALL THIS AMAZING STUFF!!!"

lmaooooooo oh god. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo lame :D

I tried out some authentic japanese sushi yesterday, went to shibuya (busiest intersection in the world) and hit on girls with my buddy. Went to my judo class, got home, worked out at the gym I have in the condo here (oak wood in roppongi hills) then went out to a masquerade party. Open bar, all you can drink, 150 person party with 3 japanese celebrities there. Shit was pretty fun, i'm pretty hungover so im skipping out on the training today haha

What did you do yesterday? Come online and question my last story? what are you gonna do today? Come online and question this story? Lol... Do you even believe that i'm tokyo atm? Or do you think i'm just lieing about the entire thing of me living here?

Lol that's funny

Ill. I've always wanted to visit Japan. Once I cross Greece off my list, I think I'll make my way over there.

if you come down before december 15th i'll take you out to all the good places man

Get off the internet, enjoy your trip.

^^what he said. have fun for real, and don't pay no mind to anyone else

do you want me to post up pictures of a few weeks ago when i was on holiday in spain, chilling in a villa and say i live there?

it was 8:30 in the morning just like it's 10:30am right now and the maid came over to clean so im down in the business center. I go out every fucking night man, I do judo every afternoon. I got NOTHING to do in the morning so I come on msn, facebook and rv. Gimme a break, you have no idea how wrecked I am right now.. i'm TOO hungover, I can't last here...

i'm here til decemer 15th, I'm living here for two months. I don't give a shit about your trip to your piece of shit hotel in spain that you stayed at for 4 days lmfao

and spain doesn't even come CLOSE to tokyo my friend

shut up :)

lol just fucking with you, you're my man though. I'll put some pics up real soon and then you'll realise why I can come on RV when I got nothing to do but still have a better time then anyone else on here everyday

I guess you missed the point, huh. You know you're kind of a moron, but that's ok. You're still living large with your boyfriend in Japan. Way to go. :thumbup:

And i'm living in Tokyo til the 15th of December

I think you're the one who missed the point loser ;)

No, I'm pretty sure it was you. Try again.

either way I still live in tokyo and you don't, i win

word,yakuza are dangerous motherfuckers

true that man. I wasnt shook though.. i've had worse. One time my brother got suckered in the face by a big ass biker at a strip club, hells angels. He was waiting outside to kill us I think.. I mean we didn't know if he was or not but the people working at the bar who knew him as an often customer and hear his stories were saying he wasnt someone to fuck around with so we called the police and the police showed up with fucking 8 cop cars lol. He wasn't there though but that had me us all a little shook up that night

i feel u,one night i was bouncing at this popular night club called bobingas,and it was on street vibrations (a biker convention) just about everyone else called in (cuz of the convention) i didnt think about it but i was doling v.i.p. and they had strippers strippin and everything and all the sudden a biker fight breaks out there were bikers from every single mothercycle club in there i grabbed one of the guys that initiated it and threw him in a coner and held him there and told him to just chill and stay,next thing u know the whole clubs fighting had to have been at least 50 bikers,but i knew better then to get involved in it i just held the guy there and watched as they called casino security and let them handle it fuck that,took about 15 minutes to break it up..but i didnt want no parts of the bikers and im a big dude.just gotta know your place sometimes, no hate

yea exactly man. I don't bite off more then I can chew

I never said you didn't live in Tokyo. I may have hinted at such a thing, but never outright said it.

I'm just the type of person to say what I think, and I honestly think that you're being less than truthful sometimes about the things you say you do or have done. I can't prove you're lying at all. For all I know you are telling the truth every time. I'm just expressing what I think. Is that a crime? I don't think so.

So let's all move on. You continue posting and I'll continue calling it lies. That's just the cycle of things. :thumbup:

well, atleast we can all agree that THIS part is 100% the truth.

I think you're all full of shit most of the time.

That's what the internet is for. :)

Ask yourself, who should be more concerned?

The guy who comes online and talks to a bunch of faceless strangers really about random shit, most of it lies.

Or, the guy who comes online and talks to a bunch of faceless strangers about his day and what he got up to. Where he is living now. And all that shit.

you're a cool guy and i think you are very articulate, except you are a liar. clearly.

faceballs.

real names no gimmics
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i just say how i feel how i feel it
you don't have to feel it, cuz i dont give a fuck about your feelings
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