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....2 bar celebrity diss cypha...
aIIght this is how this works...
You spit 2 bars(no more no less) dissing on tha selected celebrity of tha day.... we'll start out easy.....Celebrity:Justin timberlake can't get any easier than that...let tha games begin! |
a pauper dressed up, the kids rims-are-fake/
faggot cries a river, cries a tim-ba-lake/ |
being with nsync, with no females made'em depressed/
so justin started bustin nutz into the opposite sex/ |
fuck that
lol we doing Ja Rule |
ja rules a bitch and irv gottis his pimp/
multiply his skillz and he still dont equal to 50 cent/ |
this faggot ja rule/ he really cruel he sound like the cookie monster/ gettin it in the ass by a horny bull.
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Two bars, no more no less, i guess i'll bless it
Dont give a fuck, tell eminem and dre that i said it I think they boy 50 cent got a bow-wow fetish Next two bar diss goes to mr. curriculum canibus |
Hard to not bite "the man" himself, cuz he's used every rhyme to his name/
A gay fashion-designer album-liner is his major claim to fame/ Made me diss my guy man... |
man hes so gay he shud b in nsync
no 1 givs a fuk bout ur label, murda INC |
is it just me, or has rap gotten sloppy//
i used to go to kinkos if i wanted carbon copys// but know i just listen to some ja rule and ashanti// its not 2 bars but im sick i cant think of one more line LOL |
jaraule what the fuck why that nigga alergic to shirts,
jackshit is how much his career be worth |
loll so many ja rule dises
what u callin 50 wack....., thats some choice shit/ cos ur rhymes add up bout as much as ur hight and voice pitch/ |
enough with jarule he sucks too much
new cunt Bin Laden now who u up in yo caves it was yo plan at bali too killin people in raves |
fuck 50 mo' like 2 quarters 5 dimes im'a bust out the 9 behind and reclined blow his mind wit my cleaver rhymes/ pass the 5th like nas fuck the cost and guess who lost motha fucka/
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now he be in his fuckin mansion plottin plans,
but Laden dont realize that he soon to be taken away by god's hands cuse i gotta kill him and thats sumthin god demands |
fuck benladins bombs and guns...im unloading gods son the one who told me how to do things his dad did pure
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fuck laden i'm a merk his ass fo sure,
i'm a put him thru a torture that even he cant endure |
lock the figure four, put ladin in the ring/ drop his ass like brittney and christina this nigga gonna plead
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fuck bin lade he aint even flyin the plane into the building himself
if he comes near me hell be runnin for delf |
quit talkin about bin laden please fuck a bush
trim and cut him down to size warmongerin butch |
new celeb.........will smith,
will aint fresh no mo now he wanna win a grammy, he just a faggot tryin ta rep miami |
will smith was in that comedy show, Intro with him jumping out off a cab/
He was so stupid, he was the only one how laugh/ Haha |
will's ears is big satilight dishes, shit i aint playin/
so be very quiet, i think he can hear what were sayin/ |
smith with a death wish rinding on will/ cant rap, act slash willennium what the hell was that?
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and what the fuck was up with men in black,
u cant rap so dont drop another album man ge tthe fuck back |
why the hell do he rap
don't he know, that he's shit is wack |
fuck will smith n his show fresh prince,
he been disgracing himslf eva since |
beyonce once said if she was my gurlfriend/
til sonya hit her wit da blade so kelly wouldn't know where i be rolland/ |
whats ur next plan to blow up the whitehouse,or u gona run scared like a fuckin mouse
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low budget like a movie by quiantan terentino.......oh look who it is......"its mr ray benzino"
str8 fag who rapes homos durin promos, makin less money then dat comedian whats his name?...... john linquzamo |
Yo the only reason, benzino gets pros in the souce/
is because he underwent a finacial money making course and now owns half of it |
Yo the only reason, benzino gets props in the source is because he underwent a finacial money making course and now owns half of it
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WHO DIS NIGGA BENZINO WHO BE WORKIN FO THE SOURCE/
IMA PAY FO DIS BITCH AND RAP TO GET A DIVOURCE |
lmao^^^^ good shit fithy....
look, I'm here to shed light on five dimes.// 50cent, here's my 2 cents the guy's a'ight.// but when you overplayed more than n*sync ya fan base dies.// your chart spot drops in height and you wash up like fresh prince in 95.// |
osama is a mad man with links to saddam
their beard and tache will be going kablaam!!!!!! |
Bush's father was worse than him,tha mutha fucka had a double chin/his son is lanky and always grim/tryin to produce another bitch like him.
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The airplane hi-jackers, did never get paid
and just like their pimp, probally never Bin Laid |
fuck bin laden lets talk about husaain
wars bout to start soon it gunna be insane |
fuck hussain i'm the one who's insane,
lets see how he react when i inflict pain and i aint playin |
justin timberlake is so fake and a fukin loser/
he went out with britney and didnt even put it thru her/ |
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