Diss the kid above you
 

Remade it cuz its fucked up

So start on me

textcellence? i bet the only other word you know is excellence
rappin like you got what it takes to make the best of this
but ya best watch out when i test with fists
cuz i'ma knock you out, another on the KO list
do ya get the gist? see i'm comin hard
makin ya "MOO" like you a fuckin retard
cuz you'd be runnin into walls without a head guard
wait..the only "head" you got is what "came" after you sniffed your boyfriend farts

i lost my virginity with tha mic...dickin these rookies/
i turned hip hop profitcies into pass around pussy/
squirtin STD's all over they M.I.C. i'm termially ill with verbal H.I.V./
gonerea sifalice...i'm micnifecent...tha skillz i manifest is re-DICK-alice/
i feel for tha unexperience who in my way of doin this/
ask Zneval watz tha favor of my dick he'll GLADLY tell u spear a ment/
ECHOSIDE...Z. U FUCKIN WITH THA WRONG GENTLEMEN...

my singin first started next delinger was departed/
i ripped out his heart and danced around larthargic/
its impossible to foresee my next move/
leavin text glued to ya head with each word darted/
im in uncharted seas, your on decks on pools/
a drunk captain drivin as i wreck on cruise/

think u rap fine?...cuz u spit fast rymes?//
dawg, check ur sig...u recycled ur last line!//
yo what the fuck? dawg, im sick of u, herb//
when i said "Fuck the world".this dude stuck his "dick in the dirt"//
and about ur sig...where's S.o.S or WP//
drake is more washed out than Buffy on the WB//
check the name! db's text's insane//
cus WP and S.o.S hav now seen that verse..and they shaking their heads in shame...

peace fam

no hate

DB nigga, I'm coming from the BOOGIE DOWN/to smack the dirt off you PIG PIN from CHARLIE BROWN/I'm dressed in black fatiques with a black hood/nigga you will get your back broke open like backwood/lace with that wood, you from a wac hood/you bitch ass nigga, I stay fly as a mother fucker/you faggit ass buyin mother fucker/I'm big dog, I rock MAURI GATORS, I HUSH PUPPIES/with costume made Jordan, I gut yuppies/so fuck you DB, eat a dick/and tell bitch to come here so, I can beat it slick/

Hah....Black Fire....Ya mo' like tha Black Cryer
Sobbin' in yo' spits, puttin' out tha 'FIRE
Yo ...this is tha Capn.....I'm tha lyrical supplier
Yo chick is a hooker....this bitch 'black' had 2 buy ' er
She givin' me a freebie.....figured I try'er
Imma keep this short cuz u ain't nuttin but a liar
Callin yo'self a rapper......ya need 2 call ya'self tha denyer!

capn mackn...
the only thing you mackin is these ten fingers tightly clinched smashin yo cap in...

I blast Iron, Monkey now, here's your bananas/hollos, giving you a permanent SCARFACE like TONY MONTANA/Nigga, I'm
bussin somethin thats black, and spit fire/I'm emptyin multiple clips, in your stomach until, u shit fire/U wac nigga, lets take it 2 triple v/ so, LoL's, can watch me, verbally veRnacular victims like my pits when, I sick'm be/I'm gonna rapbattles.com you down cause, I know u gonna get sick of me/Monkey cause, I blast Iron wac lyrics, I ain't buyin/I will spit BLACK FIRE, in your face and leave that bitch, ass fryin/I ain't lyin, I will hang u from a rope and leave that ass dyin/

in reply to black fire
(aka) smouldering smoke
yous a dyin flame
sputtering folk
got ya head up ya ass
like dem gonvernment jokes
plant a bomb in ya mic,
blame sadam and the pope
bout as deadly as egg yolks
clogging yo arteries
killin you slow
don't get it i know
i'll show ya-what-i-mean
its like, being injected wit nano-machines
now dormant in ya blood stream
set to detonate before your first piece of pussy,
rookie...

Iron Monkey, acid spit rotted your head/your ass is gettin kicked instead, of fightin me, you farted instead/nigga, you're like a time clock, at lunchtime, I'll punch you out/and set your stomach on fire, by spittin, my lyrics in your mouth/my hollos are like bats, hittin your head like fast ball/I'm rockin 1 shoe because, the other 1 is in his ass yall/you're like my 2yr. old son, full of shit, with SUPERMAN drawers/IRON MONKEY get off my dick b4, I fill your mouth with these, SUPERMAN BALLS/I will piss in your face like my name was RKELLY/I will have u screamin 4 GOD'S SON(Jesus) across NAS'S BELLY/now thats SINCERE, TOMMY/ don't make me send CHAQUITA to OX the fuck out your mommy/MY KP SQUAD roll deep like Min. Farrakhan/I got them SUICIDER NIGGAS like them TALIBAN/yOU Just a throwback like my NEW JERSEY/I'm stickin up my middle finger, 2 give u, the LARRY BIRD see/a bitch like u will never serve me/I will ATLANTA HAWK your ass like JAMES WORTHY/

desert eagle crack ya chest open like pandoras box
who let the mess out
sly as a fox
wise as a blind crippled shaman
who kept his sword on his baack,
Ironmonkey don't need to say you a dummy
what the the fuck is a time clock
you mean stop watch, or alarm?
you'll do yourself harm
if you keep speakin
seekin beef
should know better
the heat'll seek ya
and blow those tini pieces
which you call thought
to more bits than KIBBLE
bibble, bibble, HEY!!
fiddle, diddle
don't play your self
better go scribble
with yo kids crayons
try drawing skittles....

what the hell was that, dude you can't rap, you sound like a bitch getting beat, your rhymes dawg, their weak, your rappin skills ain't balanced, you need some of krem's talents, but you will never have them, cause you will never be like krem, you and your 3 or 4 word lines, man just give up, and stop tryin to rhyme

KREM, I know you don't wonna enter this THE GAME OF DEATH/my FIST OF FURY is aimin for your chest/DUM DUM bullets sendin flames to your vest/little nigga, go 2 your room and play with yourself/b4. I smack the shit of you bitch and send u to your mommy cryin/gun shot hollopoints to your nugget now, you dyin/Yes I post my wackest so, you can respond/ask IRON MONKEY how I did him, I'm lyrical Don/

what bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

hey man you can't rap but you suck cock incredible
rappin like a writter with a style that's not legible
everyone's talkin shit even your mom said your regrettable
put you in a pot cover the top to steam you like a vegtable
face the fact that your just untalented
those rhymes you wrote were no challenge kid
I'll call you weak flow infester
you sound like a child molester
I'll give you 2 black eyes have you lookin like uncle fester
smellin of rotten cheese like the cheeto's cat chester
your shity flows amaze me
theyre sloppy and messy like a baby
this nasty guy was given birth by a dirty vagina'd lady
who sucks dick more than a hooker in haiti
you fuckin dirty dancin patrick swayzee

hey man Im fucked up off drinks and blunts
and I did'nt really try
so go ahead and post under me
but I'll be back to get your ass with some real shit

Mutha Fucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna squeeze tha life outta you like a nuce around tha neck
I'm an authentic playa mesh be in check like a game of chess
Be drunk off of like 2 or 3 of them Beck's stated you needed ta rest
I say your now in need of the best, so I put a knee in ya chest
Loosin ya breath leanin ta' death cleanin wit lead
Scream into your dreams! Demon tha dead be in ya head
Lyrical text pullin my tecs takin tha bets
I got no respect for you peck your a neglected reject
Exception's been said your not the one to elect, come n' get wrecked
For fun son yeah forget all tha frets I'm like Piazza ta' "Mets"
Catchin tha crap slappin wit a syllable sound sittin em down sendin em out
Now this is what tha fuck I'm talking about, callin tha rounds
But tha wisdom that Jay know have Chameleon unda halos
I'de have em' hangin wit my slow flows, or cryin under tha kitchen table
Either way each en' every day I'm able, ta' spit this shit that should be signed ta' a label..............

J@yhull, it's been a while, i still think you sound dull, your rhymes fuckin suck, i think you better go back to those dicks you like to fuck, i think your the worst rapper ever, fuck, Vanilla Ice is better, i'm not kiddin, why do you even bother spittin, is it cause of your gay ass livin, all the head your givin, you ain't ever gonna get a label, cause i'm gonna choke ya with my telephone cable, stop rappin you fuckin queer, no one wants you the fuck around here,

yo krem! you got the skills, ull be the closest one, to gettin the bills, fuck the pills, got too much talent to be doin that shit, dont need 2 be reachin 4 that emergency kit, not tonight, not ever, ur too damn clever!

Ha ha, I gotta get back in this.........

She Devil666? Who the fuck is this chick,
the only thing evil about this bitch is way she sucks dick/
an I'm lovin this shit, nut on her waist an her lips,
slap her back an forth so she'll feel fateful death grip/

But on a serious level, you're subliminal in comparison,
you words strangle ears like its some sexual harassment/
stop givin out props, diss a nigga an don't stop,
Krem don't need your advice, cuz you ain't even on top/
you bottom-level garbage, I'm packin your ass under some dirt,
so stop fuckin around an keep your ass off my turf/
quit watchin smurfs, grow up and learn to compete with nerds,
otherwise I'ma man-handle you and then sell you like herbs/

go fuck yourself homo

[QUOTE]Originally posted by she-devil666
[B]go fuck yourself homo who the hell would be scared of your ass anyway?

9-9-9 he devil
is she a he-she or a mixed up species who kicks pebbles/
bettawatchyoself
catch heat like that space shuttle
purgin' da zone/
danger just like yearnin my bone
crackin ya back, waxin ya throat,
killin you slow
didn't ya know, you gotta come much/
betta than that, flat on yo back
sarcastic ass flow/

Pair-A-Dyce:
shedevil is who i am. damn, your words stink like rotten spam! get off my turf? well fuck you man, youll be lucky if you even got one fuckin fan, dont dare tell me what i can and cant do! or else ill chopp your balls off quicker than you can say 2! the way i suck dick? ur just jelous cause you cant even get a fuckin prick! you try to man-handle me, well ill slap you so hard you wont even be able to see! so go fuck yourself bastard, cause you dont mean nothin to me!!!

damn chick, calm down wit all da beef....... maybe I shoulda put "j/p" @ the end or somethin but whatever......

this bad-girl wanna battle but she still teethin, shakin rattles,
oh no! did I piss you off? don't go off an tell Shadow/
you welcome to do what you please, some things best done on knees,
but Dyce don't need your mouth, it's jus one lil squeeze/
go cop some fuckin skillz, before you shoot off wit your opinion,
I was gone quit this shit but fuck that, this is my dominion/
you jus a pawn in it, you mowin the lawns in it,
keep fuckin wit me and your throat will have dawn in it/(punches out teeth, so the sun shines thru)

^^^!HAHAHA!^^^
 

LMMFAO!



:rolleyes: Someones feelings got hurt :(
aaaahhhhoooo o oh ooo*crying*

lol!

^YoU sO cRaZY^

ROTFL this is awsome:)

the kid above you is who your sposed to be dissin
thats the point your missin
she devil fucks with me and I make her pussy glisten
make her start wishin she had my dick ta be kissin
when she's breakin on her intermission just listen
you can hear her suckin cock and gettin wrecked
and her ass is where all those dicks intersect
so sit back and reflect on how you get nothin but disrespect
and she said my dick got flavor
and it's sealin her asshole like I'm a concrete paver
she took one hit and started dancin like a freaky raver
nutted in her ass and you know that nine months later
she was at the hospital cryin and givin labor
thinkin I'd come to the resque and dip in ta save her
but I just gave her a fancy little waver
sayin she got screwed by the chameleon cause she's a cock raider

what a feeble attempt at a dis^
this kid a chameleon who just cant fit
you the spitten image of an ugly duckling
talk bout sucking dick,for you thas a personal coupling
something bout your flow just aint right
might be the fact that your broke,still trying to fight
a joke who should dive into stand up
only to get knocked the fuck down brah
stuck on your past, the chameleon who just couldnt change color
write a book on being outcast,becomes the number one sellar
nothing could surpass your stoke of wack genius
you cartiacts arrested for lacking sufficient flow amebas
so take a seat son, go back to class
this hip hop 101, platinum not brass
additions of the ill, subtraction of the trash
get a feel for the action or deal with the placement of last


blah blah blah!!

felt like speakin up..lol

grrrrrrrrrr I'm back

Look at this shit kid, you gots me laughin at ya ass,
rockin the miniature vibrator as an avatar next to the condom from ya ass/
I'm jus playin wit ya, but on the real you no competition,
all my punches can come out wack, but each one of them be hittin/
precise precision, Pair-A-Dyce M.D. handin out verbal prescriptions,
causin you bastards to overdose and pass out in the kitchen/
damn, you wild ain't ya? But my shit still out-ranks ya,
I'm 'eclipsin' your 'sun' so call me the "Endo-Spanksta"/
I'm so gangsta, pussy niggas like Ja can't call me Wanksta,
I'll lay the smackdown on your ass real nicely, don't you thank cuz?

lmao!!
 

damn pair, i though you might have elavated
but nah i was wrong you just decayed kid!!
thats a "MIC"not a vibrator and that condom...
ya bitch kept it cause she savors my ejaculated flavor
its aiight though playa, just say ya daily prayers
keep preying for that miracle,eventhough with your shit,NO ONE CARES
you're an embarassment to this cypher,SO GO HOME
probe ya own anus some more,after all.....
what else is that string tied to the end of those dyce for?
suprised at what ya found behind the un-opended door
an endovidualmind beggin you to attempt to diss "ONE" a lil more

lol...^^^ i dont even know

I'm ill, that's all that really needs to be said,
you're gay, that's why you watch your girl givin me head/
dead, layed out, sprayed out, nigga you faded out,
I'm jus call you "eww" cuz I heard some nigga ate you out/
damn homie, you only worth 2 quarters on the block,
I tried to sell your lyrcis but all I got was a homeless person's cock/

????wtf???? I'm done 4 today

LMFAO!!!! AT THAT ^^^^^^
 

OMG PAIR that shit was hott!!!! lol

this brings back memories from the good ol days! lol

im laughing so fuckin hard right now!!!

your makin a fool outa your self
I'll chop off your head and set it on a trophy shelf
the cops can't track chameleon cause I'm stealth
slicker than the lubrication
that indovidualmind uses for anal masturbation
I'll karate chop you like HIGH YAW!!!!!!!!!
slice your head off with a chain saw
and feed it to my dog raw
He'll grab it with his paw and naw on your brain
cause witnesses who testify get sleign
get stabbed in the eye causin pain
so they can't identify who threw their mom under a train
and say that chameleon was the guy
sayin I was, is a story that the judge won't buy
I'll tell him, man you see how nice I look in my shirt and tie
he'll let me go even though I said your gonna die
alright see ya later bye

^yeah I know^
and I don't care

good as long as you realize it yourself!!!

the karate line... WTF!!!????

and not to critique you or anything,but your scheme is basic
reflects on the psyche of your dreams being lost,so face it
you and history go hand in hand,both seem to come ancient
youre a base hit,still retracing ya steps collecting regrets
ill disect your fate in these words,read em as if they were steps
leading to an epitaph enscribed and a voice left unheard
youre fucking with death,and to survive is a test defered
might as well change ya sex,switch it up like a real chameleon
that is unless,youre a yellow bellied chicken chokin on one and a half billion semon


lol

your a follower
a cock suckin swallower
I'm charismatic
I'll lead you to the attic
shoot you with the automatic
your brains stick to me like static
now I'm with your bitch gettin romantic
when I'm talkin you better pay attention
and quit fuckin flinchin or your neck I'll be lynchin
with my new patented killin invention
take your identity and steal your pension
but thats some shit we won't mention
your so weak 45 is what your benchin
I was sparkin joints like flints
you had to come put in your 2 cents
your always talkin nonsense
I'll nail your bitch like I'm puttin up a fence
you know the hoe was givin me all sorts of sexual hints
with my cum she won't spit but she'll rinse
so reply to this and face the consequence

you gotta a gun? really an automatic, thats dope i wanna know as soon as you use it!

wise guy huh?
get off my case
or you'll catch an indian burn with a triple turn
I don't need a gun I'll just throw you in my butter churn
everybody knows your a gay porno intern
what do you wanna do mr. smarty pants?
don't make me get in my crazy karate stance
there's no way your cheap style of flowin will advance
lite a candle when I fuck your bitch cause she likes romance
like I said I'll high the fuck yaw your ass

damn before i didnt even read your whole piece just the first couple lines...you shouldnt have said something bout my girl!!

battle me, youre getting bitch slapped HOE!!

ok man
I'll give it a whirl like I did your girl
if that's what you want