who would you bang
 

fo sho it goes like this just spit who you would like to fuck she has to be famous and you can do as many as you want leave somebody fo tha next man to start off wit


she got paws on her tits and she got her on cheese/
and if ever get tha chance I would love to fuck eve/
put her legs behind her head watch her holla and scream/
another bad bitch that I wanted to please/
a little yellow bone hoe by tha name of alicia keys/
hit it from tha back smack it then give it a squeeze/
then afta that I'll have that hoe fallin on her knees/
speaking of booty I want J-lo/
face down ass up she betta take it like a pro/
that's all fo me, I 've done my job /
next man tell me how you would fuck T- boz/

next braud= T-boz

T-Boz...modified lol
 

Fuck T-boz? Hm...I'm not a guy/
And don't ask me if i would if the money was right/
Cuz even if I had a dick and the pussy was tight/
I'd still be thinkin' bout fuckin' NASTRADAMUS all night/
The smooth intellect got me only wantin' more/
Rockin' the boat but takin' it from the top to the bottom floor/
Fluids deplore and begin their journey to integration/
The seed of our offspring made to bless the entire nation....

Next braud or fellow= Janet Jackson or Michael Jackson

i'd bone janet jackson till she climax/
goin at it to the max no time to relax/
endurance neither of us lacks/
bustin my juice inside her i dont use protection/
pretty sure im not infectin but she aint inspectin/
cos im takin her doggy style at it for awhile/
grabbin and likin her big tits likin her clit/
when she goes down she's legit she dont spit

next--heidi klum (dam she's fine)

i'd pop heidi klums plooms/
ride tha bitch so hard she be going like boom/
bobbin on ma cock thats as hard as a rock/
fuckin that bitch until ma cock flops/
shootin ma man juice and gettin her to lick it off/
pokin her puntang and takin her to tha top.

Next - Mariah Carey

I'll leave Mariah Carey "Daydreaming" After I flutter her "Butterfly"
Have her speaking Spanish like her Pops saying"Aye Aye Aye"
My name on her "charmbraclete" cuz I'm her "Fantasy"
Hit it from the back while she sing "Oh Boy"
and her juice soaks her panties
She taste like "Honey" and she's twice as sweet but I'd really like to give Carmen Electra a treat....

If I had a choice in life to have an other than my wife I'd a had a go at Satan, yeah I'd a bangged her twice.
Yeah, i said her cuz you know the devil's got a be a bitch
and on her rag at that cuz she always has a mind switch
First it's this and then it's that the cunt just can't make up her mind
But if I had my way I'd be staight up that behind
I'd pull her tail to the side and insert into her ass
A sawed off single barrel for all the pain that's in the past
And just before I pulled the trigger and gave that bitch a blast
of plastic pellets instead of cum I'd grab her horns and bust a laugh

who wanna do Robin from Howard Stern?

Oh yuck! I would have to be madd drunk to even get head from that bitch robin, let alone fuck/
Id rather scalp her, now for dope bitches lemme think my favorite would have to be Jessica Alba/
Lips so thick probably wouldnt even fit around the dick
so Im mangling up her clit/
thats a secret so nobody tell her, Id let 20 vampires bite just to get dowm with SarAh michelle gellar//
But only in cruel intentions....

lmao... hi as fuk

next chic:sarah michelle gellar

like a vampire i'll nuzzle her neck,she raises my stake but i got her in chek/
give buffy an orgasm her body bursts into spasm,after i let her slay me stick my fingaz up her chasm/
sticky like honey but smell of rotten fish,anyhow she's a dream cum tru far from a wish/
gives head like no other sarah michelle gellar,her performance in bed?stellar,now she's my bitch keep her locked up in my cellar
the end of her career no more hollywood,best bitch i ever had its all good

felt like goin off on one crazy rant........
next ho---j lopez (big ass)

slap J lo on her ass and watch it jiggle fo dayz/
me and J lo get freaky we like to role play/
like Ill be the construction man working on pavement/
or she'll be a maid and get dick fo payment/
or if somethings wrong with her tv then I 'm the cable guy/
get rock hard cuz I see that monkey between her thighs/
when my time is up i bust my nut then this shit gotta end/
afta she done sucking she at home kissing on ben/


next- Trina fine ass

WHOOP WHOOP...now wat ya know about that/
you think it'z tha azz but it's diz dick that's to fat/
i beat her pussy into tears "i love that"
just oil and lotion alot of smackin and no jimmy hat/
watch that azz hypnotizin me while it'z in motion "i'll never for get that"/
fuckin her tight pussy military while we get splashed from the ocean"u like that?"/
beautiful eyes, soft lipz, and thick thighs" where u want it at"...
now that's slip and slide "that's a rap"...

yo I'd fuck ashley judd harder than a scud missle hits
stab her with my dick in the ass and stroke her in the tits
eat her pussy like grits, but I've never had grits
all I do is set up the hydro farm light kits
fuck bitches with hps light bulbs cause their real fat like my dick
and I'm sick, I'm drunk so fuck tryna get creative
I stab a cunt with a homemade shive so bitches clits won't live
I killed it, spilled it, the pussy juice, yeah that bitch was loose
but I'm down to suck a pussy like some fresh fruits
ok back to ashley, I want her fanny, like a tranny
in a 68 gtx, like I never flex, I just get with spray cans and wrecks
the walls up like a pussy when I have sex
I never smoke mex, only chron black, fuck crack, that's for ho's
I got all con's and no pro's because I'm nothin nice
next ho to speak on is any chinese ho who eats rice....
and looks nice....

chinese japanese.... any girl who's got a slanted puss is the next to rip up on

I'm fuckin out of here

westside

yo id love ta fuck Lucy liu/popin E aint no tellin what I'll do
id love to blindfold her and make her scream loud aint nothin in this world would make me more proud/than to see her baby come out blacknese/cuz when i made that hoe say "please kala give it to me" i took my hand and grabbed her ass and squeezed
fucked wit no rubber lifes a motha cause now i have child support


next=britney spears

dropped 2 rupees in a fine bitches beer, when she came near...oh shit its brittney spears//
after she took a few sips I wispered in her ear "Chill wit the pest and in bed iam the best//
lets leave this mess and go get undressed so she suggested that we go somewhere a little less congested//
gave the bartender a tip, we hop in the whip, before we even get to the crib my fingers in between her hips//
two fingers in the pussy lips 5 fingers on the tits when we get to the crib this dick she'll neva forget//
get to tha house, take off her blouse, before I can think my... dicks in her mouth//
and no doubt she is'nt "innocent" cause by the look of it her pussy its been used like dollars and cents//
but I can tell no otha mouthafuca hit it like me cuz before I went in deep she was already screamin out P!!!//
yea I knocked it off like It was suppose to be done.. fucked her so hard she passed out in her own cum//
like my pops always said hit the shit and run but I hit the shit..and I stole her whip//

and now this rhyme is done...peace
Next.........oprah

oprah..or.....jerry springer lol

aight yo

look, jerry springer would be nice, but id do oprah twice
i for the money and two for the show id ask polite
but if she didnt give that raggidy puss, id pull a knife
say "its ur puss or ur life, u decide"
then id strap her hands to the bed side
then bang that old fat pussy all night
and if she put up a fight
hit her with a lamp stick a hampster in her ass
and make love to her unconciousbodyall night
you fuckin right, id strife between her thighs
get my fingers in it like "american pie"
but then on the other hand .... theres my nutts
which id use to ejaculate in her butt
in my room, the back seat, or the bed of a truck
yea u gotta admit, oprah'd be a preety good fuck
god that sucked

next celeb: AnGrYwHiTeGuY's mom

aight lets kick it

Angrywhiteguys mom... damn that would be fine//
Do like everyone on the block-- hit her from behind//
Make her moan and scream-- make her start to cream//
All along my dick-- its the white submarine//
What can I say, I got a fetish for white trash//
Fat ass bitches with a big lumpy ass//
But I aint done, i still gotta cum//
Up inside, make her have a kid... yes another one//
One more lunge... feeling it coming on//
Blast all up inside her, a flash and then im gone//

Next Braud= your sister

shits just gettin nasty now....

yea switch it to .... olsen twins

olsen twins, i get a hard on just thinkin about it
2 girls, identical bot of them justa suckin on my dick
4 titties 2 pussys and 1 dick, 1 in half its two nuts
which i use to pee in mary kates butt
then ashely ould be bobbin on my knob
while ashelys sttin on my face gettin eaten on
then id pull out the 22 i had under the pillow
" do some lesbian shit, use the dildo"
theyed get all pissy and id prolly have to shoot them
neropheliac man, im doin em when they dead
id configure it 400 diferent ways
with no resistanc e satndin in my way
17 years old, damn so close but so far away
id bang both of them with heart stopping brutallity
so ill sit here and countdown to legillity

next fuck: shakira [she so goddamn fine]

the Olsen-twins, can Focus-on-this, Growin-dick, that i'm goin-ta-stick, inside they impotent-clit, get em Growin-ma-kidz, am-i-so-sick, Mary-kate-n-ashley, mad cause i ran-her-cakez-and-ran-these, cherries, compare-me, while i'm Gettin-some-head, when i Get-in-tha-Bed, i See-the-c-cups, have em screamin "these Emceez-iz-too-rough" Bleedin-from-clitz, from Recievin-the-dick, decievin-tha-bitch, thiz ain't love itz a CRUSH-TONIGHT, y'all here Just-to-ride, Fuckin-right, i'mma Cum-inside, now you Feelin-me-lady, come back in 9 months n Steal-tha-baby...

I'd rather fuck tara reid, i'll make her call me sir//
No condom, i cum inside her//
Make her suck my dick//
I'm gonna fuck that bitch thick//
Take her in the ass, and make her scream//
When i'm finish with her, she can sleep sweat dream//

Next: Kim (eminem's wife)

grab a train track pin and stick it in to kim
bluddy fuck her ass until her rim be juicin gin
flip her to doggy style pluggin her vertical soggy smile
then let my rotti while her body bowels howls like potty towels
damn that bitch be beastiality
slam that snitch back into reality
instead she'd rather be kicked into the curb
more disturbed than these words, purgatorial birds
circular curse with more internal testicular bursts than a curdle of my lyrical cradle trailor hearsts
drop her back into the ditch I found her first
tangled with clips of underground tapes of rapes
crazy ass shady wrapped her in plastic plates
scraped with bloody rags of body bag escapes
so I shoveled her dome to muffle her tone deciding if death debates

next bitch: Kim (continued)

Its 8:27, Im Ready To Scoop Up Eve In My Ride
A Nasty Bitch That'll Blow My Mind
Let Me Hit It Front, Back, Or Legs Up And Behind
Girl That'll Stay On The Grind, Give Up Whenever
Picture Me, Her, And Her Friends Together
To Most Its Like, The Wetter The Better
Either Way I See It I'm Ready For Whatever
If She Got Nice Titties With A Matching Ass
Brother Relax, Just Hit The Weed And Start Tappin That

My perfect bitch would be a mix abs of janet,
Wit EvE's lips,
And gotta have a lttle street in her,
So i'll probably gab AAliyah back from da dead 2 put my dick in her,
Gotta have a thick center piece like Trina,
Self respect of Jada(pinkrtt)we know she wear da pants,
Sexual like Kim pro know how 2 blow da dick,
Remember Adina Howard that bitches titties was sick,
If i had a chance at just 1 don't know who i'd stick,
But they all are on tha market cuz a hoes a how my nigga

[Arketeck]
I would put my wood in this girl if I could get with her.
Her name is Anniston, first name is Jennifer.
Bend the bitch over my bed, hands on her head, stab it.
Dick in her ass, shit, I'll do it in front of that fag Brad Pitt.
Sittin' in a chair, mufflin', duct tape on his mouth.
Rape her in the mouth, kill the babe and I'm out.