Rtikulate..vs..Deception
 

20 lines max
5 votes win
3-0 KO
no crew/dr votes
due in one hour

Few changes...

all votes must be explained
1 line = 2 bars

and I don't write that fast for text battles so... an hour isn't gunna work but I'll spit first

ok..but still..20 lines max

Alright... haha not to bitch out or anything on the time limit its just that its 10am here... I'm hung over... and usually I like to drive, and crank some beats before I lay anything down.

ok..ill just post after you

i gotta post tomorrow..or late tonight..cause i got a track meet..and i gotta leave now

I'ma wait patiently n' watch a sure win ma-tric-u-late
in-ar-tic-u-late with a mouthful of cum from the last AI dick-u-ate
bitch you aint 'a clue, how you gunna be an inspecta?
you're a gyno defecta, a crew neglecta turned homosexual penile erecta
this shit's malpractice, you say my pussy is loose...
boy, its so tight it'd cause your premature dick child abuse
only thing you inspectin now are dicks up your ass
getting prison fucked en mass, without any semblance of class
On your dick the label reads: best before never
seems all your sexual experiences have been cock sucking endeavors
n' your cums like miracle whip, 'the one with the zip'
shits so fuckin stagnant it requires special packaging to ship
Bet you thought I'd be a certified slut with no guts
but when you were playin hide-n-go-seek with your nuts, I crushed
Leavin you stutterin...what the fuck? I...Ummm....damn
While I munch on a Martha S. specialty: Rtik's peaNUT butter n jam.

uppin for Rtikulate... this shit's gettin lost

thas hot, so where da rest of it... u sound like a angry female that need a man in ur life.......thas ma word

Hmm...maybe he's scared of a girl...

how do you figure? yeah inarticulate isn't an exact rhyme but its more word play on the fact that his names RTIKULATE not to mention its not at the end of a line. Thanks for your input. I'll be sure to log that away under: 'pointless response'

what the fuck wheres the other cat thats supposed to be battling u?and sir pimpin how the fuk does it not rhyme?u lookin at a different page?

i smell bullshit

you smell bullshit from what?

my bad..i forgot..let me key this now

I've ~SWITCHED PACE~ and ~RIPPED TASTES~ out with a ~SWITCH BLADE~, ~SCRIPTS PAINT~ a picture of ~STITCHED PAIN~, ~WHICH NAMES~ Deception as ~"BITCH MADE!"~

like "eight days" you're ~MORE THAN WEAK(week)~, your lyrics make me ~SNORE TO SLEEP~
this battle ~ENSURED DEFEAT~ for Deception cuz I KNOW i ~TORE THIS GEEK!~

this battle is 1 on 1... and I ~FACE SMALL STATS~, I'm like streetsweepers, cuz I ~ERASE ALL CRAP~
you're lyrics are 'harmless', like MEDUSA wearing a ~BASE-BALL CAP!~

I rip this kid on a "yearly basis," so Deception is ~ANNUALLY HANDLED~,
you're stupider than a "Disney Porno" on an "HBO ~FAMILY CHANNEL"~

It's SHOWIME! kid I'll beat you in any scene and on ~ANY SET~
you're just a ~MINI THREAT~, been on RB ten times longer than me, and you're still a ~SEMI VET~

I'll 'reach into your mind' and ~GRAB THOSE THOUGHTS~, cuz my lyrics are more "out of this world" than ~ASTRNOUTS~,
I'm like a fenatic photographer... when I see Deception I hafta "~SNAP THOSE SHOTS!~"

you could walk into "Cooling Central" and still not have a ~"FAN" IN THE PLACE~, I'm ~SLAMMIN YA FACE~, and leave your mouth "sealed" like a ~CAN IN THE CASE~... cuz "you can't see me" like you just got shot by a ~CANNON WITH MACE!~

Put him in a ~COFFIN LABELED "HERB"~, yo, I'm ~SCOFFIN AT THIS NERD~
so familiar with "HERB" he started a crew that are "~PROPHETS OF THE WORD~"
(get it)

I felt the ~URGENCY~, Deception is ~LEARNIN HE~ is incapable of ~HURTIN ME,~ leave him ~INFERNALLY~ ~YEARNIN HE~ could come close to ~BURNIN ME,~ ~ETERNALLY~ insure he's ~INTERNALLY~ confused, wonderin why he seems to always lose when the beef is ~CONCERNIN ME~... I'm ~SERVIN THEE~, with lyrics so "dark" they bleed in the color ~BURGENDY,~ I never show ~COURTESY~, ~INSERTIN THE~ Knife into him ~URGENTLY~, bloods ~SQUIRTIN B~... I'm ~MERGIN THE~ cheek bone to phone line while you're dialin 911 ~EMERGANCY~

I'll vote after rtikulate spits...

but ya'll should vote on my battles as well

I'ma wait patiently n' watch a sure win ma-tric-u-late
in-ar-tic-u-late with a mouthful of cum from the last AI dick-u-ate

Best line from deception but the skill got loss in overplayed gay references

Gonna have to go with rtikulate for more originality
Put him in a ~COFFIN LABELED "HERB"~, yo, I'm ~SCOFFIN AT THIS NERD~
so familiar with "HERB" he started a crew that are "~PROPHETS OF THE WORD~"
-liked that line....
Last part of Rtikulates verse floored me...

Vote- Rtikulate

I don't mean to be a fuckin bitch...cuz his verse IS well written HOWEVER...

I did my homework... found out this guy was in AI, made his own crew recently and wrote around that so don't give me shit about not being original.

HE COULDN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT I'M A GIRL. His lines are twice the size of mine... and I'll fuckin blow the whole Inspectaz crew if that shit wasn't pre written and re-worked slightly to fit this battle.



I'm a vet??

Whatever. Thanks for the vote.

Impressive battle both sides, Deception had mad punchlines that were pretty funny, and Rtik had some nice multis and constant machine gun style flow. This will be a hard one to vote on ... but .. i will vote for Deception because of the "On your dick the label reads: best before never/ seems all your sexual experiences have been cock sucking endeavors" line, it was great and made me laugh. All his multis were pretty simple while her shit was on point constantly....


Vote: Deception

uppin for more votes

people cryin over votes..*shakes head*
im givin it to Rti...had more punchlinez..less fillers..
dec..ya verse was nyce tho...just was feelin RIt..more

Vote-Rti

this is well Pre-written battle will be DQ'd rb dont need this bullshit

now thas was hot, but still is rtikulate a girl or a dude

It's SHOWIME! kid I'll beat you in any scene and on ~ANY SET~
you're just a ~MINI THREAT~, been on RB ten times longer than me, and you're still a ~SEMI VET~

THIS BETTA NOT BE FOR ME, U FUCKIN SERIOUS U PUT ME IN UR SHIT-NIGGA OR BITCH U GON GET HIT! SILLY ASS HO GET THIS....

first of all/battling me is like a bangin ur head against a wall/
splatter ur shit on the floor, pick up ur thoughts as u craw//
dont fuck wit BEEF become a VEGETARIAN cause when i get ya, u gon BOOK like a LIBRARIAN//

i ejaculate on rtikulate do u know who u fuckin wit? dim wit-suck a dick-u fuckin bitch- yeas thas it-look how ur shit come short so quick-im gonna make u forfeit-filled wit clips-get hit wit shells as well as sticks-bust on ur upper lip-hahahha u stuped bitch! (read it fast dummy, if u can that is)

I'll give u a poster of MICHAEL JORDAN so u can say u RIPPED DA MIKE/ either u gay or just a fucking dyke/ u just BLOW like DINAMITE/ u tryin to battling me its like BROKE PENCIL theres just no POINT// Bout to take out 2 BLADES like WESLEY SNIPES and leave u fightin for u life on a cold winter night//
cus shadowkid takes BEEF to da morgue like an OVERWEIGHT widow// u get WILD i DRAW n i dont play UNO//
UR SHIT'S OUT OF LINE LIKE A RETARDED KIDS COLORING BOOK/
im da crook that can get u shook wit just one look/ / u got lil punch lines, me i'll tell u to get ONLINE n get PUNCHED/
i keep lil bitches like u in CHECK like u promotin NIKE/ scribble dis shit, u gon bite me// i can spit 100 bars wit just punchlines-- i get mines-everyfuckin time/ i could sit here n give line after line but u little shit ur so fuckin sublime//
IF punchlines r ur strongest skill/ son foreal u gon get killed/
u lack skills ur just mad cus u got defeated on ur own field/
yup i made u suck alotttttttttta dick/ ahahah dont worry thou u a internet rapper u dont hit/ u just click/ still dont know if im dealin wit a dick or clit// its SIMPLE/ u fuck wit da kid u get a hole in ur face n its not DIMPLE//

im leavin now i dont wanna waste lyrics on niggaz who just aint wit it, meet me outside son where real niggaz battle/ yall niggaz watched 8 MILE n think u hard-come to NY-MIAMI where underground niggaz get respect-

im out----RIP BIG PUN-RIP BIG L--RIP RTIKULATE--im just playin!

you are not a vet