UnEmceeAble vs. Ms. Danna Lame
 

aiight Rules:

no c/v or d/v....blah blah blah
first to 5 votes: 3-0 is a KO!
Between 5 and 15 Barz. 2 lines= 1 bar

oh now he finally decides to battle, hahahah u got ur hands full now..

consider dis as a check-in

and i will be droppin shortly so say stay active...

you were a two time league winner at- an "unkown site"/
it probably doesn't exist like your winning record on "THIS site"/1
stop lying bitch, take those, fake rows, of awards, of your sig and this board/
I spit lethal bars and strangle you with *chords*, your always braking down in your verse like your built by ford/2
you just another chore, so let me take out this trash/
and leave the lid off and let the racoons eat at ya dirty ass/3
you always bitchy when you lose cuz PMS to you is Post Merk Sorrow/
maybe you could be original if your verses weren't borrowed, but here take ten of my lines and we can battle again tomorrow/4
MAN I HATE BITCHES! Get this bitch to shut here lips when I leave her pussy with stiches/
I'll reach through the screen and smack you in the teeth so quick you'll think its computer glitches/5
~everything you speak is wrong~I'm gonna superglue you mouth shut! Then you and I will really have an unspeakable bond/
your lines are reaching for punches, I hope you got long arms, you dropped a lucky word but I remain uncharmed/6
I'm gonna rip your spine out and toss it againts the wall, proving that Battlin UnEmcee was the cuase of your downfall/
I stand tall, take your toungue leave you speechless and watch your mind stall/7

u tried to step to a challenge but like a dick you flopped out, battlin me in anger becuase your tampax dropped out/
you came to your own battle but u were locked out, b4 you even got a chance to respond: YOU WERE KNOCKED OUT!/8

:D MERK:D

stop talking shit and go WRITE your verse

fuck u man, watch ur gonna get murdered
ms.danna dane gonna drop bombs on ur bitch ass
u production bitchez r whak hahaha

ahem.....if u noticed my sig ~lilassflow~, I'm not in the Productions ne more. So take your dickryding ass outta this battle and shut your mouth bcuz u can't battle worth SHIT! Alright Danna Dane, waiting on you by the way G, Luck- that usually goes in my posts but I forgot.

hahahahahaha faggot i dont care i still hate ur fuckin ass u pussy bitch-made queer hahaha but dats it im done wit ur punkass and by the way my record is 3-2 not 0-2 bitch

hmmm...its says 0-2.........oh well

ok dogg fuck it i aint gonna b mad at ya cuz u aint in da productions i hate dem bitchez

whatever, no beef its forgotten. Uppin Ms. Danna to post her verse, I'm about to leave so when you do up for votes.

Little Cashflow? Quite the generic alas, don't you think? I can't wait until you join the B.E.T. scene with the other "Lil'" rappers (Bow Wow, Romeo).. I'm sure you'll be blowing it up Like Mike style.. Get off of that girl's ovaries, cause she's not even nice.. Although she's somehow beating me in our current battle.

aiight enuff with da free-posting,i'm back now so sit down now and cum back to reality..


keystyle:




Its official dat ur record is now -fucked- i'm taking dis claim to be a "g" out like sewing his gurl vagina -shut- (g-spot)
i see u lacking much talent so its a must u key in -strain- fuck what you herad, i'm pullin the strings on dis battle like a obedience -chain-
if this kid battling me to seek fame he'll only be seen in a -obituary-
the only thang manly about you is the bytch you -married- how the hell you plan to be -greater-
surfing around pming and aiming da rest of dem -haters- i leave dis thread fucking dead with 3-0 like loose leaf -paper- you knocked ur own self out by posting, go ask -jada-
i demolished u as soon as u -enter- Dane isnt at her best cuz i chose not to use good lines on dis -pretender- but u surprised me, i though u wasnt gonna show like the sun in -winter- but i'mma still win without the use of rb -defenders-
so dont xpect a favor of a -win- cuz dane stays tight like Christian virgins cuz it hurts to -sin- keyin like u drunk will get'cha hit with a bottle of -gin- and u have no choice but to remeber me, cuz i just carved my initials on ur -chin-
Believe me! you got hell to -pay- flaming yo ass nicely and slowly like bribing for the devil on judgement -day- Yo bars are like a virus and i'm the cure to remove -it- i might bless diss battle (but you) nawh man, yo wackness blew -it-





even thou u outta productionz still theres no votes from them..


good luck

alright let see some votes.

yeah lets get sum votez in..keep elevating emcee and i might recuit cha..

LMAO just fuck with ya
nice drop thou



uppin

Uppin cats. VOTE HERE AND DROP A LINK< WE WILL VOTE ON YOUR BATTLE!

Come on sleepers. This shit aint leaving the top till someone wins.

come one peeps. Upin

yo emcee u held it down til i got ta ms dane
damn she brought the homies wit here on that 1
lil harder punches lil less wordplay but i felt her delivery as far as read'n wise was nice so she got my vote

my vote=ms dane poll vote!

your lines are reaching for punches, I hope you got long arms, you dropped a lucky word but I remain uncharmed/6....
UnEmceeable had sum sick wordplay happenin.....ms danna dane was tight but my vote is goin to un emceeable

vote.....UnEmceeAble

1-1

yeah, damn I was hoping for the KO, oh well, I know i got this 1-1 uppin.

it actually says 2-1 in the poll but I don't know if that shit counts becuase nobody even replied for that vote........so lets just call it 1-1.

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uppin

I didn't really feel you emceeable.. it looked as if you were trying punches but they just wouldn't come out...

^^^^^^^^^^
you have to be joking....what the fuck ever......
si guess somehow it 4-1 you in the polls when only 3 ppl have voted. But whatever, it's cool. I won't bitch

uppin for more of dem votez


4-1


looks like ur first deafition is commin soon

UnEmceeAble was the dope ass shit man. He ripped that bitches ass! Voted for him yo!

good got some ppl that know what battling is about! Uppin 2-4

You dogs shall be voting for UnEmceeAble, because he damn well knows fucking shit and that danm bitch is just being her dumb self, so vote for UnEmceeAble now!

yo chill out cookiemonster, *pulls out a double chunk chocolate chip cookie* let the people vote, you just eat. LMFAO

mine came from lookin over the verse and the time it took danna dane to prewrite no offense

i thought UnEmceeablez lines to be more direct and personal and that what wins a battle i liked the bar about her secret site the most i was lookin at that the other day anyways UnEmceeable if u want a real spot wit a crew IM me at Aballaztail and we can talk about u gettin wit me

alright. Thnx. 3-4 Uppin for votes.

uppin

yo i gotta say unemceeable was good but ms.danna dane came wit harder punches

vote=ms.danna dane

Yo this was aiight battle I thought ms.danna dane was gonna be good cuz all that shit she talk about, but now i see it was just talking.

vote=UnEmceeAble

you always bitchy when you lose cuz PMS to you is Post Merk Sorrow/
maybe you could be original if your verses weren't borrowed, but here take ten of my lines and we can battle again tomorrow/4

u tried to step to a challenge but like a dick you flopped out, battlin me in anger becuase your tampax dropped out/
you came to your own battle but u were locked out, b4 you even got a chance to respond: YOU WERE KNOCKED OUT!/8


Those two bars killed anything Ms.DannaDane brought

vote- unemceeable

alright thnx chrit, 4-4 Uppin. Lilassflow and J's vote don't count, j is crew, and Lilcashflow is hate and dickryde vote. Read the first page if you think I'm lying.

This shit is close as fuck. The next vote wins it.
4-4 uppin.

god I post way to muhc but.....after looking at the the poll I must have gotten an unexplained vote becuase it is 6-4.
That would mean even without j's vote it is 5-4. So i won this thing.

I would say Unemceeable got it, because he had some safe puncelines.

Can you vote on my battle with Qual "T" and my battle with Gizmo please.