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Jimmy Scheel 04-17-03 09:47 AM

The Best Rhyme Ever Written!!!
 
The real Gay JImmy

May I have your attention please, I repeat, my I have your attention please, will the real gay Jimmy please stand up, I repeat, will the real gay Jimmy please stand up... OW GODDAMMIT JIMMY, TAKE YOUR MIC OUT OF MY ASS!!!
brrrrhrrrrhrrrrhrrrr


You all act like youve never seen a gay person before-
Your balls are on the floor, can I jerk your cock a little more-
start fucking your ass worse then before=...
And Gay A.J said... nothing, you homos, he's on my bed giving me head...
...
I know I get my ass screwed, mabye a few times too loose, but I like it up the caboose, and thats why ma ass is loose=
My penis is turning into a light shade of brown- Don't ever let your guard down- I'll pump your butt full of cum in the middle of town- Then gleefully run around screaming=
"I am gay, I am Jimmy!!"
My dick is on your lips, my dick is on your lips, and if you're feeling happy, come give it a big ole lick=
And that's the message i deliver to little boys-
And expect them to start using ruber cocks as toys=
Of course they'll know I'm gay, by the time they hit fourth grade, they have VH1, don't they?=
We aren't nothing but humans, except for us homos who beat off to pictures of Methane (hehehe)=
I feel kinda homo though, so do the dance, and here it goes...

I'm Gay Jimmy, yes, I'm Gay Jimmy, all you other Gay Jimmy's bend over, so won't the real Gay Jimmy bust dat nut up Meth's butt, cuz we both sluts.

I'm Gay Jimmy, yes, I'm Gay Jimmy, all you other Gay Jimmy's bend over, so won't the real Gay Jimmy bust dat nut up Meth's butt, cuz we both sluts.

I'm Gay Jimmy, yes, I'm Gay Jimmy, all you other Gay Jimmy's bend over, so won't the real Gay Jimmy bust dat nut up Meth's butt, cuz we both sluts.

I'm Gay Jimmy, yes, I'm Gay Jimmy, all you other Gay Jimmy's bend over, so won't the real Gay Jimmy bust dat nut up Meth's butt, cuz we both sluts.

Meth sucks cocks to sell records, me too, so lets do it together, so I suck you, and suck you too=
Why,I wanna jus stare at all the gay guys here, It doesn't matter
who think's I'm queer, I want you to suck my cock, don't just leer=
The thing is I gots the ball so swallow, so much cum that that I have to wallow, but it's still too shallow, but I want it all=
Getin cum in my mouth, down south, all around, just wanna get down=
I just get on Meth's dick and suck it, I like to tounge it, He takes it and lunges, his tip going into yesterday's lunches=
At teh rate I'm going, I'll be in a gay bar flirting at thirty, doesnt matter if it sounds cool or dirty=
So will the faggits fuck ours (me and Meth's) butts, stick a dildo up, and give it a good fuck, now one more time...

I'm Gay Jimmy, yes, I'm Gay Jimmy, all you other Gay Jimmy's bend over, so won't the real Gay Jimmy bust dat nut up Meth's butt, cuz we both sluts.

I'm Gay Jimmy, yes, I'm Gay Jimmy, all you other Gay Jimmy's bend over, so won't the real Gay Jimmy bust dat nut up Meth's butt, cuz we both sluts.

I'm Gay Jimmy, yes, I'm Gay Jimmy, all you other Gay Jimmy's bend over, so won't the real Gay Jimmy bust dat nut up Meth's butt, cuz we both sluts.

I'm Gay Jimmy, yes, I'm Gay Jimmy, all you other Gay Jimmy's bend over, so won't the real Gay Jimmy bust dat... cough cough, I choked on some cum... cough cough...

N-Demik 04-17-03 09:51 AM

RoflmmfaO...HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA....

I Bet Meth Will Be Over Tha Moon When He See's This

Kapone 04-17-03 09:57 AM

lmmfao god jimmy, ur gay. lol... its cool at leest u admit it all these other gay ppl on this site dont, points at N-Demik secretly [j/k] lol bitten but funny as fuck

one....

Narcicyst 04-17-03 09:58 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

N-Demik 04-17-03 10:06 AM

LmaO.....Daaaayum Me Gay...?

How Did You Come To That Conclusion....?

LoL

Kapone 04-17-03 10:09 AM

i think reading that ryhme all the way thru could really turn you gay...

N-Demik 04-17-03 10:11 AM

Yea It Is Pretty Probable..LoL

Lokinator 04-17-03 11:10 AM

LOOOOL What Did I Do ta Deserve This?!?

End Yoo Son Bitch... Look Whatya Done...

**Plots Revenge Against End**

Accelerate 04-17-03 11:33 AM

this rhyme was funny, big ups yo

Lokinator 04-17-03 11:55 AM

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Fo Dem....

N-Demik 04-17-03 11:58 AM

Oh My There Is Some Gangstaness In That Herb....LMAO

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH, I Got No Clip In My 9 Millimeter

Jimmy Scheel 04-17-03 01:36 PM

I'm glad you all enjoyed the show.
Methane, just tell everyone what you've been doing behind closed doors...

AngelicSheShe 04-17-03 02:09 PM

Well its definatley not the createst piece I've ever read... yup... not that. It couldnt' ahve been that difficult to take somone's work and change a couple words lines whateva in it either... OoNnEe

Jimmy Scheel 04-17-03 07:18 PM

It's the greatest. Shut up. If you don't like it, I'll fuck you up your ass.

12cent hooligan 04-17-03 07:24 PM

lmfao

Orikle 04-17-03 07:32 PM

Ummm Scarface, it aint bitten, It's called Parody, humour, funny shit man, but yeah ahh man, is that a guy copping it from behind in your avatar??? And you writing rhymes about bein gay??? Dogg....That's a little suspect uh...

Peace Out Yo!!!!

Enigmatic 04-18-03 08:40 AM

.Ha, Ha, Ha.
 
Nigga, this shit is hilarious yo... you got a crazy mind dunny. I like it though, hot spit. Good idea.

Atetrack define' 04-18-03 09:21 AM

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Kapone 04-19-03 08:39 PM

so, mead, if i made a "parody" of one of your ryhmes about YOU being gay, would it be a bite or a poarody, would it make u mad, or laff? even tho this is not written ABOUT eminem, im sure he ould get mad if he read it

Katastrafy 04-19-03 09:02 PM

the shit was new.. ups to the boy

self 04-19-03 10:56 PM

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