The Production's Vs Word Perfect team 1
 

Rule's:

32 bar max 16 bar min.
No Feeding
No Crew Votes
No Dickriding Votes

OnE VS Mind Theory
both must check in, you have till Thursday to Post, or DQ'd


OnE will Post first.

what up checkin in




. . . i hope when u say 32 bars u mean that 1 bar = 1 line . . .

In...verse wil be in thursday morning most likely...due
to computer complications

i seriously do not feel like doin 32 lines.

yo OnE, how be bout we throw 16-20 lines each?

Aight...here we go....still gettin back in my groove


My *mind* is lookin for *theories*, but i allready pulled down the *Night shades*
I'm *heated* kid...like *newton* under *apple trees* on a *physics field trip day*
*Whales* with *no harmony* seem to have more *scales* than you
cuz every *letter you type* is *senselesly aimed* like *Alzheimer sufferin mailmen* do
Rape this dude..you *brush up* more than anyone and still can't *paint a tune*
So i proceed to *glue napkins to your eyes*..now this battles in *paper-view*
His *theories* are *unarmed*..like *retarded biological equations*
You've rolled with *stars?* yea, by lookin for *international space stations*
*sites best battler?* I flinch cuz i can't admit the truth son..
Only *liter board* you'll ever be on contains the words 2% *milk carton* LOL
Theories a good *spitter*..but with me he's thinkin about suckin
I'll take that *thought off your chest* like gettin *breast reductions*
And as far as your productions? Crew will never be able to leave the ground
cuz ya aint got *force* like *armless bodybuilders* tryin to *push pounds*
Mind, *take your time* postin..the sayin says *patience brings hope*
And *eatin chips* is the closest your ever gonna get to makin *preen-goals* LMAO (pringles)
This OnEs *outta control* like *Priests* taking *apllications* for new *alter boys*
But i don't *rape* em..The *productions* film the male pleasuring with 5 in. diamater anal toys!!!
And ya know what? Fuck the MerkSquad- ya ain't hot enough to hold me, let alone YOU
Cuz *lifes a bitch*, dawg..wanna know somethin else...?


I hear *SHES* more *MALE* than you!!

OnE

*lights fade*

*drumroll*

"MERK SQUAD presents . . . Miinnnnddddd . . . THHHHEEEOOOORRRYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"

*runs onto stage*

"Thank you thank you"

Referee - "Y'all know the rules lets have a good fight"

DJ starts up the tables . . .

The new hot track from Mind Theory "Reality Dreams" starts playing over the speakers*

(Available for purchase at www.soundclick.com/mindtheoryunlimited)

*Bell rings*

yo yo yo mic check 1 2 mic check 1 2 1 2 . . .

*taps mics with OnE*

yo yo . . .

This cat's "missing" like POW's in his attempts to "hit me"/
The only way your words will elevate is if you're holding the Shift Key//
From your verse I'd guess this was a battle to see who can diss weaker/
Cause you come with nothing but shit "talk" and I'm bout to blow this "speaker"//
OnE will get ripped like a pussy like the first time I tore the pink/
I'll leave this cat "Mesmerized" like "Ashanti" cause I diss him with "Murder Ink"//
I'm quick to leave OnE's face rolling through the mud like dirt bikes/
Cause I'm on another plane . . . . . . like I missed the first flight . . .//
My verse will cram this square into a circle, just to leave him well rounded/
I'll smash this kid to "dirt" . . . it's like he broke rules how I'm leaving him "grounded"//
Jaws "drop" when they see this wack-ass purposely "fumbling" soap . . .//
In other words, their mouth takes the "shape" of your "number of votes"// (ZERO!!)
OnE, stop "clowning around", your verse gives me so much "laughter" it hurts/
My lines will leave your tongue "tied", like "your battle record after this verse"//
OnE will try to edit my post, after I make this mod hurt/
OnE gave "Merk Squad" a "backwards stare" and got his whole "Squad Merked"//
Ya verse is played like "de-feet you" lines, while I'm quick to "knock your socks off"/ lol
This "candy thug's" thinkin he's "stone" hard . . . while I drop shots that "Pop Rocks"//
It's like sending blank envelopes, how I turn OnE to burnt male/ (mail)
OnE's a seafood lovin' faggot . . . you can tell . . . cause he eats Sperm Well// (Sperm Whale)

. . . lmao . . .











*slaps OnE with the mic*


*walks off stage*












If you liked this you'll love the audio . . . www.soundclick.com/mindtheory


















MERK SQUAD
"We can not be fucked with . . ."

O my..that battle was off the chain........
but I have to give this one to Mind Theory

close shit

but mT's punches were just way better..both had nice word play

I'm quick to leave OnE's face rolling through the mud like dirt bikes/
Cause I'm on another plane . . . . . . like I missed the first flight . . .//<-----hot line

OnE gave "Merk Squad" a "backwards stare" and got his whole "Squad Merked"//

The only way your words will elevate is if you're holding the Shift Key//

Cause I'm on another plane . . . . . . like I missed the first flight . . .//

Damn.....................

Im Not Votin But Damn..................

Blah, fuck this over emphasis of wack lines by using an asterisk. Cough OnE, cough.

Mind theory, although at times inconsistent. And not exactly the posterboy for creativity, you still won. Try not to stretch your wordplay; "Whale and Well". They sound nothing alike. A big distinction between the two.

Wordplay is;
Floorless/Flawless
Forfeiting/For fitting

Not -- Chump and Champ, or any other nearly similar spelt words. Put it this way, if the words were that similar would you really need to use the ( parenthesis ) to clarify your line?

Theres more to critique, but to be honest. Text makes me sick. :)

yeh Killz I get what ur sayin . . .












but Flawless and Floorless?????

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OnE I luv ya but this is obviously mind theory. The merksquad line was just pourin goozin icing all ova the cake. but lemme give some highlights





One U came Weak For U. Not To Say U Aint Come Hott but I Seen U Murk Nigs Back In The Day. This Was Just Not Up To Par.

vote - mind theory

Damn Mystery Murdera........u took my explanations..lol
This wus deffintly sick battle

OnE gave "Merk Squad" a "backwards stare" and got his whole "Squad Merked"//

The only way your words will elevate is if you're holding the Shift Key//

Cause I'm on another plane . . . . . . like I missed the first flight . . .//


I wus feelin that.....thats what actually convinced me but verses were tight but Mind just came too hard...punches overall shit


Poll Vote : Mind

Punches-M.T.
Multi's-M.T
Wordplay-Tie
Overall-M.T.

I Didn't Feel Like Quoting OnE's Verse Because He Didn't Win....If He Did, i Would Have Proceeded To Do So......So My Vote Stands Mind Theory

-OuT-

lol upp...i used played lines? damn, MT used some too..so
dont hate..

whatever..uppin

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uppin for votes please

wtf up

votes votes votes votes votes



I will return the favor . . .

^

hi . . .




















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vote- mind he came harder better flow and punches they hit harder in my mind more consistant........1

Aiight......beef aside......cuz all Yall know I hate Mindtheory and The Whole Merk Crew includin Productions.......................ONe Came wit sOme Pretty Sick Lines........Although It was Hard to Follow on A Couple Of them.....sTill Pretty Good........But Mind Came Out wit I.L.L. WordPlay and DElivered them Well..(except for the whale and well thing which Killz AlreadY pOinted out)...All In All I will Go wit MindTheory For the Fact That He Ripped IT and Didn't Ride on One's Verses even Though he went second...........back to beef..........I hate u...............1

lol I hate you too . . . thanks for voting . . . up . . .

hey why u getting all the votes and noone is voting on my battle??


*Steals minds voters and runs*

ahahahahahaha









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Cmon tho, both yall stop with all the quotations and shit.. lol

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i kno damn me and the specialist aint got no fuckin votes

u gotta regulate . . .




uppin for votes

wtf





when the hell do these crew battles close?

close em now...i think we won 2-1 or someshit like that
cuz of the 2 noshows...we'll look into it...

but good battle, underestimated you...rematch is being
seen in the near future! :)

<<<Mind THeory





thanks. good battle yo.



someone close this shit and update my record for real. its been like 2 weeks since this battle went up. im tryin to move on in my life . nah mean??





thanks.

close this and update my record

^get knightshade in here to do it