illest punchliines
 

drop some of the illest punches u ever heard

tha illest punch line was tha one I put on you

THA BITCH IS OVA

haha this is SUPER WACK ahhaha, this belongs in Cypher you herb ahha...

lookin for shit to bite?! j/p
heres some wordplay for ya

take your shit ova to the right thread... bitch

^^now thats fuckin ill...

"Saw Off Your Torso So You Can Quit While Your Ahead"

HAHA

" I Get my female track and fuck her from the back "

eeeerrrr i dunno lol :D

''Methane is The Best There Ever Was n Best There Ever Will Be'' - N-Demik

^^Sorry Duke Thats Not A Punch :D

Hmmm sure he said that mate lol :P

It Is Too Yoo... N He Did Say It

hmm whatever you say N-Demik if you did really say it send a message now :D

LmaO....Yea I Said It, But Its Not A Damn Punchline, So Shoosh...

LoL!

I'll call u gay like steve on a leaf//
^PT_GOT

fucking ill

"you couldn't flip shit playing in the toilets with a spatula" - Eminem

can't really think of anymore

climbing inside 'Einsteins' the only time u could be 'in-genius'/
^dope











by me

"I'M IN JERSEY THE CRIB IS 4 STORIES,ADD A 5TH ONE IN CASE THE 4TH ONE BORE ME,KILLA"-CAM'RON

wack herbs still runnin lose i see

Ill chris...

"i dont want to collaborate..let me elaborate..i dont wanna be on the same track some stupid little faggot made"

"im what isreali (IS RARELY) defeated..im fucking palastine"

"Ill hit you with a roundhouse like im rockin igloos"

what do you want a come back, lol

when i look at you face i see more queers then on will and grace
get of my dick this is gonna be tragic like a cops in the car chace

what a gay thread..nothin but freeposts and whack punches...

two thumbs down

Dzk Vs. Warbux
He used some ill ass personals

'you used to be iller.........still im puttin the past behind me'

'you the whitest known ethopian whut could be Thinner..your slim chances of winning ...or You finishing dinner'


'im the bookie of this battle.....i stick to runnin Figures.... U a Stick Figure Runnin'



'when you think Acoustic is something u shoot pool with'

'i heard u cant come off the top...but u gotta be kidding..... like someone told your hair this an it ended up splitting'


Dunno thats jus some ish i can think of off hand...

Like that Voice Thread, I don't really listen for punches and
shit but I would have to say

Eminem ~ No One's Iller Than Me

Fuzz ~

I run shit like an ass with legs
Massive lead to leave your cabbage red
Similar to your ass in a casket dead
Drastic spread of acid heads
Come to abort you like a bastard egg
That trash you said got you standin' on plastic legs

Sick a-ya'll niggaz lookin' at me like I got tits
I shoot a rocket through your optic
You niggaz still don't know the top pick?
I got bricks, lose my foot in your ass
And have you shittin' socks bitch!
We rock shit, leave your fuckin' knot split
Grab the green from Al by showin' him hot grits

Eminem ~ 313

If he's acting soft and he cowers
He better come cleaner then Jay Rue jacking off when he showers

I'm greeted with flocks, of fellow follower's singers
You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their
fingers

Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back
And fuck Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack

There's just to much, Download Infinite and The Slim Shady Ep

Shit's bangin'

~1~

u coudldn't be outstandig if u were standing outside- many styles
____
1 Mc to serve them all

PUERTO RICAN GRINGOS UNITE!!
and
remember
The truth is out there

evrynight iz like the Apollo wit guns,even amatuers clap

The Lil kids call me Collard cuz dats how much green I got
-both by Jadakiss

Your mad because your garbage and your lyrics is boring
And your whip was made that same year you was born in
-Jae Hood

do u mean on here? or ever?

Yall cats is lacking a lot of hip hop forreals...
One of the illest punchlines I ever heard?
Ummm.. Lets C!

"Walking on skulls, cause I'm 2 steps a head"- Ras Kass


illsick punchline..!

''the crown is still mine cuz i drop ill rhymes
alotta rappers talk that murder shit n couldn't kill time''-big l

''u ain't got enough calcium to have a bone to pick with me''-ras kass

^ that Ras kass line was dope.

Warbux vs DZK:

"Only person feeling Dzk's content is his girl after having sex"

Warbux vs peter Parker:

"You might as well be on your merry way,
cause if you think ur winning this, you've been hitting the wrong mary jane!"

Lmmfao! That is dope when he spit that, and same battle. .

"Parkers a photographer, lets see how many Shots he can take!"

Dope line again, for real though, you guys need to learn how to seperate wordplay from punches, because half this threads quotes are wordplay, not punches.

yea it kinda is lol

These are all audio...

'I'ma take an hour and put this homosexual's cock in an electrical socket and support gay power' - Warbux

'Sorry Deacon, your the weakest link.. and i'm a chain smoker!' - Warbux

'I'm down right fierce like a hadoken' - Warbux

'Get smacked so hard, the tooth fairy will say fuck it and leave a master card' - Warbux

'So afraid, I bet I made your skin crawl and take baby steps' - Writeous

'Never felt what you writin.. so when you go to spit, i got so many bones to pick, i think ya skeletons frightened' - Ill Chris

'For my next adventure will I crescent wrench ya? Or take it old school and snap ya neck like PEZ Dispensers' - Ill Chris

'...so foul when I'm spittin'/
That the radio edit sound like the emergency broadcast system//' - Classick

Theres a lot more.. but I dont feel like quoting them all.

If I ever stuck it to any siger in show biz/
It'd be Jennifer Lop-ez, and Puffy u know this/
Sorry puff But I wouldnt give a fuck if this chick was my own mother/
I'd still fuck her wit no rubber/ and come inside of her/ and have a son and a new brother/ at the same time/ and just say that it aint mine/ What's Muh Name!?


--------Emenim aka Slim Shady

One of the dopest and truest punchlines ever said, becuz on the real I'd prolly do the same thing. J.Lo a bad ass hoe ya feelin meh?

^Idiot.

^ aaaaaahahhahaha!
Word man.
He needs to learn what punches are.
Good looking on the Bux and Chris stuff though, you heard Bux vs Peter Parker? that shit is fucking dope.

^about the most distrubing thing ive heard on rb, and he's probaly proud of wat he jus said :eek:

Okay, some selfish promotion by me, and then punches I liked by other people.

"When you said you heard Cire in the ride, I jus' figured you triggered my car alarm and took it in stride" - Lowd Mowf v. Cire

"Do it on or offline, cough time - but you don't have the balls, and if you do, you better get off mine" - Lowd Mowf v. Mouf Off

"Man, I can't stop it - I left 1 heart broken, and round 2's next, like 'best friend' lockets" - Lowd Mowf v. ..tHe ReAsOn..

"But when it comes to round 1 winner's, quoth the raven, never More" - Lowd Mowf v. M0rdechai

"I don't even know why I bothered - Kids disobey their parents all the time, nobody listens to Father" - Lowd Mowf v. Father Flow

Okay, that's enough of picking lines of mine I remember. I don't like a few of those, but they are the ones that went over the best in each of those audios.

Now what I like by other people.

"I understand you name, 'cuz I wouldn't wanna take credit for that shit either" - Warbux v. Anonimous

"Your corn rows are fucked up worse then the ones in 'Signs'" - Warbux v. Calliz

"You couldn't blow by me, if you gave head beside me, you little goofy bitch" - Point Game v. Typhoon

"I saw Mowf in so many man holes, I thought he was a sewer lid" - Psicobabble v. Lowd Mowf

"I don't have Junior Ruth on the phone, but I'm calling Point a sister" - Warbux v. Point Game

That's all of my tops.

Lyrically u can't hack it, skills, u definately lack it//
Ur so GAY, we need to put u in a STRAIGHT jacket//

i don't know lol

That sucks..

.... You fake faggots\
Your mouth holds more nuts than straight jackets\\