Illusionist vs. Vendetta
 

rules
no line limit
3-0=ko
5 votes
i spit first

checkin in.... good luck yo. ill spit when u are done. i dunna if ill be able to go 2night cause its gettin sorta late in philly. but ill spit 2morrow at the latest

**clears throat...winks at illusionists girl**grabs his throat...do u feel me...?*mic check<<<1-2**

When I spit this tech-tonic-logic str8 thru Illusionists mind/
I'll leave him high like drinking hypnotic at 9:00 primetime/
The Empire is *Elemental*, watch me as I get on the mic rippin/
This nigga's "bananas", and I ain't just saying cuz he "slippin"/
I make sure everyone of your men-die-a-sinful-liar/
I'll leave your entire-Empire-in-fire/
From then on-my-whole crew will give your bitch some thicker legs/
In other words, we gang rape her and I'm the one who gives her AIDS/
Blah blah, yaddah yaddah, I don't need punches to make u die/
Look: "Illusionist got shot wit mecedi sized shotties in iLLinois"/
See? Repition can still officially give you mysery/
Have your limbs hanging off Christmas trees in Italy, and the rest is history/
Nigga Please! You don't want it wit anyone in my camp/
You ever 'battle-the-champ' again and ur adams 'apple-gets-cramps'/
You'll fall into Vendetta’s arena, I’ll peel and bite you/
And you'll die 1000 deaths like the square root of 1 million didn't like you/
Now do the math, this nigga at the computer scratching his head/
But I gotta weapon that'll do it for him, and have his ass dead/
I can say the dumbest punches and still murder you/
Like: "You roll in large groups of one, like you never heard of two"/
OOOOHHH! And you still get fried, cuz u suck monkey balls/
It's time to take you off the shelf, like that game Donkey Kong/

**I take Vendetta's bitch off of my dick, pull up my pants, and step to da mic**



Who the fuck is this nigga kidding? Half of his fuckin shit didn’t rhyme/
Screw primetime. Ur mine, You killed urself when u seein me pull out my glock .9/
Cause u is a pussy and role with fake thugz from the fuckin 5-2-8-Zero/
When Im murderin u, ill kill anyone who tries to jump in and be the hero/
I’ll fuckin tear ur homosexual ass up like a piece of “Bounty” tissue
And leave u beaten N’ blooded in the philly ghetto with no1 to come to ur rescue/
All pedestrians will scream in horror as they pass by a scene so gory/
By then, ur girl will be suckin my dick swiftly as I remember my day of glory/
I don’t give a shit if u gave my girl AIDS, She told me ur dick is lil’ and u pre-cum/
I bent ur faggot ass over before this battle, who the fuck u think u got the aids from?!/
And I cant battle myself! So Illusionist will remain the chamipion undisputed/
My spits are paralyzin, leaving the dilerious “vendetta” un-move-able and muted/
Now try being recruited, my body is immune to da bullets shot by ur avatar/
Go ahead... Keep rhyming “balls” with “donkey kong”, and Im sure u’ll very get far/
I’ll Smoke ur ass like a cigar, I’ll take my time as I devower u slowly/
Cut u up like guacamole, Den ill get lowly and I let ur mother blow me/
I stepped into your arena, and every fuckin seat in the stadium was empty/
They left cause ur rhymes blew, and those people knew not to tempt me/
“Philly’z Mass Murderer” doesn’t even have to rap to kill faggots like you./
I can stair aimlessly, even YOUR crew took off cause they knew u was through./
It’s 1 am in the morning and im still "rape-in" this fairy from da pansy “Element”/
I’ll go ur style and start to rhyme and rap about shit that is completely irrelevant/
“Mommy, come look at this, what the hell is he doing, That boy must be in confusion/
“Vendetta’s fingerin his asshole cause he gets off the most to self-anal-intrusion/
Shiiiiiit!!!!! Unlike Venddetta who thinks he’s winnin, It's time to start facing reality/
Fatality will power me cause this kid can’t match my intellectual mentality/
U cant compete with a thug from the Phinest of Northeast Philly/
This bitch is so so weak, ill slaughter him and at the same time beat my “willy”./
Your fuckin rhymes are flimsy dawg, Battlin me is like tryin to fuck with a limp penis
Men Are from Mars faggot!!!!! Im sendin u back to the planet Venus!/
Kiss my anus, this shit’s fucked up aint it, but before u leave I got one last thing to say/
Winning against me is impossible, like Saddam thinking he can destroy the USA/

Early in the game~~~~~ 1 to 0 in favor of me, uppin for more votes peeps, holla!!!!!

keepin voting and replyin yall

What?! Yo me and One-n-gone are chillin here and VENDETTA killed ILL easily yea ILL's Rhymeed but simple and easy punches
SAD, HAD,BAD E.T.C ya know but we aint gonna vote just critique it and Vendetta took this hands down no doubt any REAL emcee can see that.

P.S Feeding is bitch move.......ya know

But hey iam battlin will nasdaq go vote on that shit

ok...... thanks for the critique i guess. we need people to keep voting, so wake up yall and vote on this shit!!

Yeah Vendetta took this one out....Illusionist wrote heaps more but there were no hard hitting punches just fillers and shit mun...Vendetta a whole bunch of fillers but he was the only one that really offered some really hard hitting lines, his opener was nice...The Anus talk is corny too mun...And Illusionist, dont feed off verses, is not good....Vote=Vendetta....Peace....

alright thanks man,.......... keep posting and replying so we can get this show on the road yall!

Uppin for votes

OOhh.......Good Battle........Vendetta U Came Good WIt The Punches and WOrdplay........I DInd't Really Like That One Filler Tho' The Blah Blah yaddah Crap....That Was Garbage.......Illusionest Came Back Good Tho'.......I LIke The Part When He Said He's The One WHo Gave U Aids.......Even Tho I WOuldn't Admit That......His Punches Hit Harder And His Personals Better............I'm Gonna Have TO Go Wit Illusionest On THis One....Good Battle Tho........Yall Hit Up My Battle WIt Jaypana......Theres SOme D/R Goin on In THere............1

ILLUSIONIST U GOT THAT SHIT DOG. ILL VOTE WHEN I GET ENOUGH POST. MEANWHILE CHECKOUT MY BATTLE BETWEEN DEADPOOL AND VOTE FOR ONE OF US AIGHT PEACE

This could go either way. we both came with some real good stuff.... how bout we do this, we owe each other a rematch in the future (not any time soon).... no matter who wins....

keep postin and votin yall

yall fall asleep out there?!!! this is some good stuff here drop and explination and vote in the poll...... holla!!

im not votin cuz ilussionist in my crew but...vandetta used more werdplay but illusionist came wit sum hot punches.u both had really nice verses though.that was NOT a vote

in my opinion illusionist took this shit, better punches and flowing. not much else to say , but this damn 100 character limit really pisses me off

aight its 3-1, man if i took ur 3-1 ko shit i woulda one, i hope it doesnt come back to bite me in da ass! but w/e

Uppin for votes yall!!

GO CHECK OUT MY BATTLE AND i WOULD VOTE FOR THIS BATTLE WELL SINCE BOTH OF YOUR RHYMES ARE GOOD i JUST GOT TO GIVE THIS ONE TO

VOTE: ILLOUSION

CHECK OUT MINE
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=45849

this was pretty even match.



vendetta- u got that morbid style talkin bout leavin ur legs on trees and shit lol its coo flow was cool, punches was ehh sum was weak and sum 1 decent. u had a line that caught my eye





quote-? Repition can still officially give you mysery/
Have your limbs hanging off Christmas trees in Italy, and the rest is history/


^^ nice flow basically all in all 5.4/10






Ill- u started off, alil weak and u fed off dudes verse, na mean that aint coo soo u lose points from that, ur punches was ehhh they was pretty matched wit vendettas,wordplay was ight, and flow was lil choppy.... u had this line



quote-It’s 1 am in the morning and im still "rape-in" this fairy from da pansy “Element”/
I’ll go ur style and start to rhyme and rap about shit that is completely irrelevant/
“Mommy, come look at this, what the hell is he doing, That boy must be in confusion/
“Vendetta’s fingerin his asshole cause he gets off the most to self-anal-intrusion/


^^ lmfaooo was not bad all in all 5.1/10



if u didnt feed and if ur opener was lil more on point u would hav prolly got the W. swwy playa maybe next time




vote-vendetta

I say Ill took it cuz i mean damn his flow was ill.
That otha nigga got killed!
Holla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aight thanks for the post dawg. man i wish half these people had 100 posts, cause 3 people already said they vote me but they under 100 posts but w/e

Uppin for Votes

Keepin voting yall, 1 more vote and I win, yo lets keep this shit going!!!!! ~~Uppin for VOTES ~~

all yall fell asleep come on and keep the critiques, replys and the votes coming dawgs........ uppin for votes

i gotta give dis one to da illusionist, i think dis was a good battle but ill edged out wit some punches, but both of ya, keep up da good shit

check out my battle wit 13th desciple