the real big ugly (me)
 

i was at my cousins house today and he has a digital cam, so i thought i would be kind enough to show you a real picture of me.
but for some reason his cam only takes black and white pictures........so you guys cant see my super sexy colors,

(BTW incase you where to stupid to know, that picture of the guy in beach toys wasnt really me LOL)

drum roll please............

the most anticipated moment has come.......the shit talkers idenity is revealed......(this should be pay per view)........ladys and gentlemen.......please put your hands together for THE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM NOT ASIAN DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm hispanic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im sorry girls i know im sexy but i cant post any nude pics cause its just to sexy for this site LOL

Wow I wouldnt fuck with you. You look like a Chineese Triad

LOL im not chineese

Give him a suit and a tie,then he will definitly look like a made man in the Yakuza,can't fuck with them.Obviously hispanic though.....but still could slip away with the Yakuza thing..

Tight pic. looks like u cut ur pic and pasted it on that backround. Lol. anyways, tight tho man. how much u push overhead ? u have some broad shoulders, not well on traps, but big. u play football? ud be the first asian i know? lol. Str8



by the way,.......u have a fly on ur lip

If you put him in a suit with a black derby hat hed look like ODDJOB from the Bond Films

damn it! im not asain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have small eyes but im not asain!!!!

i didnt cut and paste it, i think its just the lighting in the room cause i was standing right under a light. LOL im not that smart. i wish i knew how to do that so i could cut and paste my self next to famous rappers and look cool. .

fly on my lip LOL when austin powers came out everyone started doing that stupid molly molly thing he does to that guy with the mole. it was funny for a while but now its gay

I can almost see myself in your head

HEY LOOK 2pac just stoped by to say hi, i told you he was still alvie!

What did you do to pac man....looks like he is gonna piss his pants..

here i am again battling notorious big.....i won

oh i just beat him in a battle, he didnt like it

LMAO

and u do look like oddjob, and theres mad smut in da background on da wall, i guess the fact he beats his meat is no secret

LMAO thats not my room,

haha fly on lip! im jus playin with u man. and how can u say mole mole is not funny. it will always be funny....BAhahah


Mole! Molllelmooolelelel

his cousin jerks alot....
cuz he said he was at his cousins house...
dumb people and they not listening...

lol @ BIG and PAC pics....

str8...

What is Biggie doing to the mic....looks like he has been trying to deep throat it.

Actually....I think he just got hungry and tried to eat the mic.....

i kno its his cousins house, dats why i phrased it the way i did, come on nigga, u gotta try harder than that to make me look dumb lmao

No, you don't look like biggie or pac
I can't see myself in their heads
however,
I can almost see myself in your head

I HAVE THAT SAME DAMN POSTER OF SHAQ DUNKING! ahahahaha thats weird. I guess that means the poster wasn't made for just me?? str8 pic though

huh? what are you talking about?

Whad Up Homie

Str8 Pic

You look just like your AvA

LOL

Nice to meet you

Just don't Judo Chop me

coo

coo

~1~

your head is shiny
it serves as a reflector
like a mirror
therefore, I can almost see myself in your head

nice pic

ay yo str8 pic dawg

well if ur not asian...what are you then???



straight pic tho....

^^^^^ im hispanic LOL most people tell me i look white, i have never had anyone tell me i look asian.... :(

asians lool like this:guy:

is it my eyes that make me look asian?

yups, sry the eyes do give it away. but ur breath also, it smells like beef brocoli/cakenoodle/fortune cookie. the breath gives it away. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

str8 pic u dont loook asian u look hispanic

you look like the pic in you siggy... well if someone broke that guys nose and he got all fat and ish

unexpected....

but im sure you look like the girl in you avatar only you have a dick in your mouth

LMAO@THIS THREAD

you look hispanic with an asian twist :P str8 pic

You know you are asian, so why are you fronting about it? Ain't nothing wrong with it...

^^ its a good thing so wen bitches tell u ur dick is small be like yeah well im asian

yea..uuummm...the asian thing was funny the first 3 or 4 times now its just gay........its already more played then the taco bell dog, and budweiser frogs........

come on every just admit im the sexiest person on earth and you all feel bad after looking at my super sexy picture and now you feel you need to talk shit to make your self feel better........aaaaahhhhhh the life :::put my hands behind my head:::........it feels good being the sexiest person on earth......

BTW have you even seen a big chink(besides yoa ming) im 6'3 270, chinks dont come that big the only thing that will get you that big is 17 years of tortillas.

I Think U Have Something On Ur Lip